Sunsets South of Rio
Well off the coast of Brazil, we see a bright, shiny new yacht drifting slowly. While nowhere near full, some would say a reckless amount of people were on board the triple-tiered deck partying.
Onboard it features multiple jacuzzis, a poker room where a few less-than-reputable people sit, and many, many...many bars full of alcohol. All the while the latest Bad Bunny chart-topper is playing, and bikini-clad women dance throughout each level of the large boat. We move towards the upper deck where there sits a small jacuzzi overlooking the ocean, which is just starting to get overtaken with a gorgeous sunset.
???: “Hey! You two come on already, we gotta get this recorded before the sun goes down, you can drink in the hot tub!”
We see the voice belongs to none other than
“The Blueblood” Christopher McMichaels as he’s trying to corral two extremely drunk, yet extremely attractive women towards the small jacuzzi with a slight slur of his own words as well.
McMichaels: “Just sit here for two minutes and look hot while I talk to all my fans and drinks are on me for the rest of the cruise ladies!”
This finally gets their attention the way
McMichaels hoped, so he hands a cell phone to a crew member onboard the boat and jumps inside the jacuzzi draping both arms around the two women.
McMichaels: “Hello all my wonderful fans and AMA faithful! I’m currently out of the country engaging on some well-deserved R&R, but I’m taking time out of my busy vacation schedule to give an update to all of my fans! I’ve read all the comments so far about my so-called “defeat” at Under Pressure, but that’s not what I’m here to talk about. The past is the past, what's the use of complaining about people who have no business interfering in one of MY matches of all people. No, no no, see all of my loyal fans already know what a farce that was, and all the haters refuse to listen to logic so it’s all about MOVING FORWARD!”
All three people in the hot tub gladly accept drinks from a bartender walking past as
McMichaels continues, with a much more serious tone than before.
McMichaels: Buffalo Jones, I’ve known you my whole life. Now, I may not have heard of you until legitimately a week ago, but trust me I’ve known you. You’re bitter, life hasn’t taken the turns you wanted it to, the years have just passed you by and before you know it, it’ll be time to retire after a disappointing career of “what could have been.” I saw it in our groundskeeper that worked at our winter home, our chef at our Spring villa, and even the old hostler that took care of our prize horses when I was a kid. Bitterness just has a certain sound, and what you have in common with all those poor sops is that you sound exactly the same, Mr. Jones. You might think you can embrace that bitterness and use it to finally have yourself the career you dreamed of in your twilight, but that’s just false hope. And trust me, I’m not your enemy Buffalo, I don’t want you to buy into that hope only for it to come crashing down like we both know it will.
Ya see I’m your friend. And true friends don’t give each other false hope, they tell the truth even when it hurts. And the fact of the matter is, it’s just over Buffalo. You’re in a purgatory where you don’t realize it yet, but the sooner you do, the better. Hey, I've heard you spent some time down this way yourself, what's stopping you from enjoying this South American sun again, my man? Oh, that's right...we don't talk about that. But it's time to stop torturing your loved ones, if you even have any, Buffalo, because they know it’s over. Stop torturing all the great AMA fans, they know it’s over too. And most importantly...stop torturing yourself Buffalo. And at AMA Mayday, in a Pure Rules match no less, you'll finally realize it's well, and truly...over.”
McMichaels signals for the crew member to stop recording and instantly changes back to his jovial persona from before.
McMichaels: “Did you guys see that? No script, no prompter, nothing. I am a GOD! Now, where’s my drink, we gotta get back to partying girls!”
He grabs the Mai Tai he’d set down earlier and downs it as the girls do the same with their drinks.
McMichaels then slides some cash to the crew member
McMichaels: “You cut that right after my last line and get it uploaded on my social media ASAP, I have a brand to maintain, now let’s go girls!”
He grabs another drink that was left behind the jacuzzi, and clearly not thinking of any health protocols, downs it too, before heading to the main deck to join the rest of the guests on board the yacht as another top Latin hit starts playing
OOC NOTE: Paragraphs 7-10 can be included in results (if it fits, idc one way or another) as a social media uploaded promo, the rest obviously off-screen.