"Officially signed for #GardenOfEden is two championship matches.
@BigMoneyBTG vs @WrestlingPatriot for the #LDWWorldChampionship and it has been determined it will be in the #GardenOfEden
@IzalithFTL vs @MikeValander for the new #AnarchyChampionship
But, as per order of @GardenOfEden, at her event @NovaTaylorRP And @BritishCole in her own match, the #GardenOfEden."
@Jonny Nostradamus @Just Reag @Patriot Pants @Dark Maniax @InsaneAlphaBeta
OOC: The rules of the Garden of Eden Match
-It is a Barbed wire cage with no ropes and roses in the barbed wire “to make it look purdy”
-The turnbuckle posts stayed to support the cage and to enable high flying moves with a small platform on the top of the posts to use to have high flying moves
-Only weapons allowed are what is inside of and on/hanging from/attached to the cage when the bell rings, no other weapons allowed.
-No competitors can wear gloves at all. (So for example, Princess Nova can't wear her gloves and will get her hands pricked by the barbed wire top)
-Last Man Standing rules apply (so ten count for the win) OR a competitor can give up by notifying the ref (like an “I Quit Match”).
-If you leave the cage, that is a forfeit
Can't wait to defend my #LDWChampionship against you, especially after how you "beat" R.C on #LDWPrimeTime"What FREAK made THIS stipulation? You know what? Fuck it, I'll kick his ass #TooGoodFutureChamp"
Can't wait to defend my #LDWChampionship against you, especially after how you "beat" R.C on #LDWPrimeTime
@MikeValander Why did those nutbags pair me up with you? You better stay out of my goddamn way, or the lady takes a ride on the country side. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
@MikeValander. Listen sweetie, I'm not meaning that ride, I meant she's going to receive real country if she doesn't back off. And I don't even like you, but we're teaming because they said so. One match and I swear if you get distracted in anyway, you'll be the one making dumb decisions."HOLD UP A SECOND! Are you...DISGUSTING, DUDE! YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR PISSING OFF THE MOST TALENTED TAG TEAM PARTNER YOU EVER WILL HAVE IN YOUR DUMB LIFE!"
"And easy, Michael. I'm not related to you. Don't get your dirty motor running. I think the footage speaks for itself, I only have eyes for one man. Dummy."
@MikeValander. Listen sweetie, I'm not meaning that ride, I meant she's going to receive real country if she doesn't back off. And I don't even like you, but we're teaming because they said so. One match and I swear if you get distracted in anyway, you'll be the one making dumb decisions.
@MikeValander Listen I'll deal with Nova, if Reagan won't do anything much with her, I'll do it."Oh, some move. Sorry if you give me vibes of a mannerless country boy. Look, all I give a shit about is roughing up a certain Patriot and maybe shoving a glove where the sun doesn't shine on little Miss Elsa over there. That glove DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!"
"Someone needs to be learned manners? I'll gladly teach them. ? "
"Whether they want to or not..."
"FUCK! SHE IS IN PSYCHO MODE! NOT DEALING WITH THIS TONIGHT!"
"I SWEAR SHE WASN'T THIS WEIRD WHEN SHE WAS MODELLING! ANNOYING, YES, BUT NOT THIS!"
@MikeValander Listen I'll deal with Nova, if Reagan won't do anything much with her, I'll do it.
If it means going through your fantasy to get back into reality, then so be it."Don't be silly. I'm fine. Amazing, really. I don't want to leave here. And if you try to take me back to reality, I'll drag you into my fantasy and you will never ever escape. ? "