I don't believe that she commited suicide.... bull****. She had a brand new baby.
I also don't believe she killed herself accidentally. Anna Nicole is no stranger to drugs. She might seem stupid, but, that's just because she's doped up all of the time. Still, even in that state, if there's one thing that even recreational drug users know, it's their ****in' drugs. I don't buy for a second that she meant to pop the green pill and accidentally popped the blue on. **** that.
Howard K. Stern did this. Hands down. It's brilliant. He claims to be the father of the child... but refuses to take a paternity test. Her teenage son dies mysteriously from something drug related, and now her. And who helps people write their living will? Their LAWYER, which Stern was. He did to her exactly what she did to that old man moneybags. I even think he was smart enough to do this before Anna Nicole Smith gets (or doesn't get) her money, because dieing that soon after an inheritence would cause even more suspicion, since he, as her husband, will now get all of that money.
I could be wrong, but, if Stern did this... he'll probably get away with it. He's a lawyer, and everyone in her family is poor and as backwoods as they come... so they won't know what hit them if they try taking him to court.
They might try to take custody of the brand new baby girl, Daniellyn... and he might have planned on that. Imagine that! The son's out of the picture, Anna's out of the picture, he knows the family will want the baby... and he gets the whole ****ing wad, save for a couple grand a month to the baby for child support or whatever.
Now, the true measure of how smart this guy is is how well he stays out of the public eye, and how long. If he's at the Spearmint Rhino in two weeks getting handjobs in the VIP room... US Weekly will be on it before you can say O J Simpson.
As for Anna herself... it's too bad. It's just too bad. Say what you will about her, but cleaned up, sober, and slimmed down... that woman had the world by the pubes.
I also don't believe she killed herself accidentally. Anna Nicole is no stranger to drugs. She might seem stupid, but, that's just because she's doped up all of the time. Still, even in that state, if there's one thing that even recreational drug users know, it's their ****in' drugs. I don't buy for a second that she meant to pop the green pill and accidentally popped the blue on. **** that.
Howard K. Stern did this. Hands down. It's brilliant. He claims to be the father of the child... but refuses to take a paternity test. Her teenage son dies mysteriously from something drug related, and now her. And who helps people write their living will? Their LAWYER, which Stern was. He did to her exactly what she did to that old man moneybags. I even think he was smart enough to do this before Anna Nicole Smith gets (or doesn't get) her money, because dieing that soon after an inheritence would cause even more suspicion, since he, as her husband, will now get all of that money.
I could be wrong, but, if Stern did this... he'll probably get away with it. He's a lawyer, and everyone in her family is poor and as backwoods as they come... so they won't know what hit them if they try taking him to court.
They might try to take custody of the brand new baby girl, Daniellyn... and he might have planned on that. Imagine that! The son's out of the picture, Anna's out of the picture, he knows the family will want the baby... and he gets the whole ****ing wad, save for a couple grand a month to the baby for child support or whatever.
Now, the true measure of how smart this guy is is how well he stays out of the public eye, and how long. If he's at the Spearmint Rhino in two weeks getting handjobs in the VIP room... US Weekly will be on it before you can say O J Simpson.
As for Anna herself... it's too bad. It's just too bad. Say what you will about her, but cleaned up, sober, and slimmed down... that woman had the world by the pubes.