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anything happen in the last two months?

KenFan4life

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Football playaz are slaves ni'gga powder....

join the revolution (which i've predicted since forever....smh @ non-believers)

this is the first of the 2011 apocloalyjpse....

THE REVOLUTION IS ON!
Ni'ggas - Taking ....over!!!
 

Italian Outsider

Active Member
You see, thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed...
 

Italian Outsider

Active Member
...the ice had made the globe inhabitable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he carved and placed his workshop right here . Long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon, in front of the great red ape..
 

Italian Outsider

Active Member
A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
 
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