Alright, major conundrum here

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I'm currently sitting at the library because somehow the library doesn't throttle P2P downloads but my ISP does. On the plus side, at least I don't have to pay for going over my cap.

Anyway, there is this girl sitting across from me and she is pretty friggin stunning. Problem is that she's got her nose buried real deep in her book and she hasn't looked up once. I know this because I think I might be staring like a lecherous creep.

Now, typically this wouldn't be a problem, I'd just introduce myself as the "REAL Italian Stallion" and shits would go from there. But she's clearly right into her book and I know I hate being interrupted when I'm reading. Second problem is, I cannot think of a damned thing to say. Like, if I'm interrupting her book I need more than "Hi, I'm Anthony". I need something clever and I've got nothing right now.

HELP ME, RIGHT MEOW!
 

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Seriously want to talk to her so much right now it hurts. (Actually this is likely a by-product of not getting any in like 5 months)

Other problem is I can't just go plop myself down in a chair next to her both of them are taken and I don't think that turfing a couple of seniors is going to get her juices running.
 

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Goddamnit, she's leaving and I'm totally just watching her walk away.
 

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"Excuse me, do you know where I can get a library card? I really want to check you out."

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Okay, what the fuck just happened here? I just let her walk away. I never do that. I always go for it, it doesn't matter. I think I'm losing it, folks. Maybe my confidence is shot. Dunno.

Not feeling so hot right now.
 

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So you're just sitting at the library using a computer because your DL speed at home sucks?
 

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Well, I'm using my computer. And I'm here because I want to watch Californication but it was taking too long for me at home to dl eps from RS so I came here. Don't like it though because I can't smoke.
 

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Well I won't pick on you then. Good man.
 

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Seriously though, feel like ass. I'm outta here for now. Gonna go get high and maybe drink a g&t. It's a bit early for drinkin though.
 

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Dude just go back around the same time tomorrow or next week the same day. See her again and do it over.
 

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Yeah, with my witty pick up line.