2015 NFL Offseason Thread

[GrammarNazi82]

So draft starts Monday? And what's the final tally of who all is in?

 

[Snowman1]

D'Z handed you the reigns?

Yeah, but this horse is getting pretty wobbly and fast and AHH I CAN'T HOLD ON

You want the reigns?

 

[Vice]

Yeah, but this horse is getting pretty wobbly and fast and AHH I CAN'T HOLD ON

You want the reigns?

I smell a power struggle

 

[Snowman1]

I smell a power struggle

Go call up Flacco and ask him why he threw that 1:

 

[Vice]

Go call up Flacco and ask him why he threw that 1:

Juice was wide open...
Hoping this is the only meltdown game of the season

 

[Snowman1]

Juice was wide open...
Hoping this is the only meltdown game of the season

These defensive breakdowns are worrisome. Those TD runs looked way too easy.
But preseason is a chance to practice and see what plays to keep and which to do away with. Apparently "Deep bomb to Kamar Aiken" is on the no list.

Just flipped over to the Bears game just to see McPhee obliterate some jabroni. Go find a highlight of that!

 

[Just Kevin]

2nd game in a row that the 1st string Miami offense and defense have dominated the opponent's 1st string, I'm liking what I'm seeing.

 

[DK JAMES]

Change of plans actually. Got invited to another money league sooo now I'm in 3 haha. $20, $30, and another $20. Wouldnt be able to keep up with this one and wouldn't wanna be that guy that joins and doesn't play. Y'all don't gotta worry about DelayKing James so that's a good thing. Sorry homies, have fun though.

 

[Vice]

@Snowman . What the fuck was that horseshit game? It's too early in the year to get blown out man...
I guess you're happy though @Sharpy Sandow ? Two straight blowouts bodes well for Philly. Even if it is just preseason.

 

[Snowman1]

@Snowman . What the fuck was that horseshit game? It's too early in the year to get blown out man...
I guess you're happy though @Sharpy Sandow ? Two straight blowouts bodes well for Philly. Even if it is just preseason.

hey Flacco's usually good for 3-4 terrible games per year, maybe we just got one out of the way in preseason? lease:
Haha, as mentioned before I flipped it over to the Bears' game after the starters left, but apparently they didn't all go. Saw with most of the starters in no-name runners even carved up our D.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Yeah, but this horse is getting pretty wobbly and fast and AHH I CAN'T HOLD ON

You want the reigns?

*Self high five for thread appropriate GIF!!

 

[Snowman1]

oh, right, setting up the league. Thanks, Senhor! sure we'll all walk by centipede style and high-five ya back

Okay. So lets see where we are in the league (@GrammarNazi82 this oughta be a nice little primer for ya )

-Setting a password. AHH GOTTA BE COOL TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
-Assume it's going to be 12 teams? Now that that traitorous ass Delay King is mercifully out tough we have an open spot. @CrayJ Lee, know you're busy but if you get the chance to see this...
I'll go blow up Gohan's youtube to try to bring him back btw. Just because. tunga:

Thought I could just go to last year's league and be like "yeah lets play again" and keep the same scoring system and double-flexes and everything else... Okay, figured out the double flex/no kicker thing, ooh and added tight ends to be flexib... wait that was already a thing. :facepalm1: "Time per pick: 90 seconds" 1: keep dreaming, well here's the Offline Draft button... *click*

Any advice on the scoring system? @Dolph'sZiggler think you just had it as a regular PPR league, except with 3 bonus points for long TD's and 4 for 300+ yards passing, no?
Maybe @Danielson can help, too and clearly I don't have that number now... actually why am I tagging indivdual people:
Yo someone who knows stuff, fill me in!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Yo someone who knows stuff, fill me in!

Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

 

[Danielson]

Why can't shit dick just renew his league and transfer you to commish

 

[Snowman1]

Yeah, really. 1: Wanna just do the regular PPR league scoring?

Jordy Nelson tore his ACL