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Chaos Cup Finals
CTW Light Heavyweight Championship on the line
Nigel McGuiness vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Delirious©
The bell rings
Delirious goes crazy as he jumps around the ring rolling towards Nigel and Danielson. Delirious jumps out of the ring and runs around the ringside area as Nigel and Danielson size each other up in the ring before going for the lockup. Danielson grabs Nigel in a headlock as Delirious continues running around the ringside area. Danielson takes Nigel to the mat with the headlock as Delirious reenters the ring. Nigel counters with a head scissors. Danielson kicks out of it back to his feet only to get hit with a dropkick from behind sending him out to the arena floor. Nigel turns over to his back; Delirious goes for the Oklahoma Roll 1…Nigel kicks out. Both men back to their feet. Delirious goes for a backslide 1…Nigel kicks out. Both men up, Nigel trips Delirious, cover 1…Delirious kicks out. Both men back to their feet, Nigel nails Delirious with a forearm. Nigel Irish whips Delirious into the corner. Danielson slides back in the ring. Nigel charges in for the corner splash but Delirious moves out of the way causing Nigel to crash into the corner. Danielson goes for the school boy 1…Nigel kicks out as Delirious jumps out to the arena floor. Nigel and Danielson back to their feet, Danielson gets the go behind on Nigel, both men run to the ropes, Nigel holds on as Danielson rolls backwards, Nigel charges at Danielson who takes him over with the arm drag and holds on for the arm bar. Outside the ring Delirious has entered the crowd, borrowed a fans hooded sweatshirt and is sitting ringside watching the match unfold. Danielson maintains control of the arm as he rolls forward to hook the leg and rolls backwards into a pinning hold 1…2.Nigel kicks out. Both men back to their feet. Nigel takes Danielson over with a snapmare, tries for headlock but Danielson drops to the mat, gets both feet up and uses them to kick Nigel away. Delirious still on the outside. Danielson back to his feet and charges at Nigel who takes him down with an arm drag. Danielson back to his feet, Nigel charges but Danielson takes him down with an arm drag of his own. Nigel back up, Danielson grabs him in a headlock. Nigel backs against the ropes to shove Danielson off. Danielson bounces off the ropes and knocks Nigel down with the shoulder. Danielson hits the ropes, steps over Nigel who jumps to his feet, ducks the elbow by Danielson who bounces off the ropes, leapfrog by Nigel, another duck under by Danielson who stops before hitting the ropes and says wait a minute. Nigel tries going on the offensive but Danielson stops him, points around the ring and says “Where’s Delirious?â€
Nigel and Danielson both look around the ring with puzzled looks on their faces. Nigel and Danielson both exit the ring and walk around the ringside area looking for Delirious. They find someone in a hooded sweatshirt wearing a mask who’s trying to hide his face. Danielson goes to grab him but Nigel stops him, points at his mouth and pantomimes the face wash. Nigel and Danielson both jam their fingers in their mouths for several seconds getting them good and moist. Nigel taps the individual on the shoulder but the individual doesn’t look up. Suddenly we see someone on the other side jump the barricade, climb in the ring and climb out behind Danielson and Nigel. It’s Delirious alternating between lubing up his hands getting them both nice and moist. They don’t know he’s behind them until they turn around into a double face wash as the crowd goes wild. Danielson staggers away trying to wipe his face off as Delirious tosses Nigel back in the ring. Delirious climbs on the ring apron, springboard into the cross body block 1…2…Nigel gets the shoulder up. Both men back to their feet, Delirious bounces off the ropes and hits a tilt a whirl into an arm drag. Danielson tries entering the ring but Delirious knocks him off with a baseball slide dropkick. Nigel gets back to his feet. Delirious turns around into a huge European Uppercut knocking him back against the ropes. Nigel follows up with a chop to the chest. Nigel Irish whips Delirious across the ring, Delirious goes to bounce off but Danielson grabs his foot tripping him and pulling him out to the arena floor. Danielson clubs Delirious in the back as Nigel looks on in the ring. Danielson slams Delirious head first into the ring apron before pulling him away and delivering stiff knees to the midsection and face. Nigel points at them as if asking the crowd if he should fly. The crowd unanimously yells “yeahâ€. Nigel bounces off the opposite side, charges and dives over the top rope landing on Delirious and Danielson on the outside. All three men are laid out on the outside. Nigel is the first to get back to his feet as he stomps on the backs of his opponents. Nigel pulls Danielson to his feet and tosses him back in the ring. Nigel does the same thing to Delirious.
Nigel climbs back in the ring, Irish whips Delirious into a corner, kicks Danielson in the midsection and Irish whips him into the opposite corner. Nigel backs up against Delirious and charges at Danielson drilling him with the running European Uppercut. Nigel charges at Delirious nailing him with one as well. Nigel pulls Delirious out of the corner and slams Delirious to the mat. Danielson comes out of the corner, Nigel kicks him in the midsection, hooks him and drops him with a front suplex dropping him on top of Delirious 1…2…Delirious kicks out. Nigel pulls Danielson off of Delirious. Nigel with forearms to the side of the head. Nigel hooks Danielson in a double underhook as Delirious gets back to his feet. Danielson tries blocking it but Nigel rocks him three knee strikes, lifts him and hits the double underhook suplex. Delirious springs off the ropes connecting with a leg drop. Delirious goes for the cover 1…2…Danielson kicks out before the three count. Delirious gets back to his feet and says something to Nigel who doesn’t understand him. Nigel says something back but Delirious says he didn’t understand which elicits a laugh. Delirious pantomimes a snapmare and a kick to the back. Nigel grabs Danielson as he’s getting back to his feet, snapmares him over and delivers a hard kick to the back causing Danielson to scream in pain. Delirious nudges Nigel out of the way and delivers a kick of his own. Nigel moves Delirious out of the way, says “this is how you do it†and kicks Danielson in the back even harder. Delirious says “watch this†(I think) and delivers an even harder kick to the back of Danielson. Danielson screams in pain as he gets to his feet and says “stop kicking me†which only gets him a double kick to the chest and the back bringing him to his knees. Delirious and Nigel give him a second double kick that echoes through the arena. They go for a third time but Danielson ducks causing Nigel and Delirious to connect with each others shins and drop to the mat as the crowd claps in approval. Danielson takes a few moments to recover before pulling both Nigel and Delirious to the middle of the ring and locking in a leg lock on both men. Nigel and Delirious scream in pain as Danielson cranks on the move. Delirious manages to sit up, break Danielsons grasp and roll away to escape.
Danielson holds onto the leg of Nigel with both hands this time as Delirious recovers near the ropes. Danielson stands up still holding onto the leg, turns Nigel over and locks in a modified Indian deathlock. Danielson falls back to the mat causing pain to shoot through the leg of Nigel. Danielson stands back up. Delirous bounces off the ropes and hits the leaping lariat dropping Danielson who still has Nigel’s leg grapevined. Danielson struggles back to his feet. Delirious hits him with an elbow but Danielson stays on his feet. Delirious hits another elbow, Danielson weeble wobbles but doesn’t fall down. Delirious backs against the ropes and goes for another elbow but Danielson hooks him and takes him over with a Northern Lights Suplex 1…2…Delirious kicks out. Danielson hooks the arms of Nigel and turns him over into a pinning hold 1…2…Nigel kicks out. Danielson gets back to his feet to wait for someone to get up. Nigel starts moving and Danielson kicks him in the head. Delirious back to his feet, Danielson turns his attention to him meeting him with a chop to the chest. Danielson follows up with a half dozen elbows to the side of the head. Danielson lifts him up in the fireman’s carry, rolls through with the slam. Hooks the leg 1…2…Delirious gets the shoulder up. Nigel in the mean time is back to his feet. Nigel kicks Danielson in the back of the head before pulling him back to his feet. Nigel gets Danielson all the way up but Danielson breaks it with an eye rake. Danielson kicks him in the midsection and tosses him out to the arena floor. Danielson turns his attention back to Delirious who levels him with an elbow strike. Delirious Irish whips him into the corner following him in with a lariat in the corner. Delirious follows it with a second lariat, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth and twentieth! The crowd is firmly behind Delirious as Danielson crumples in the corner. Delirious walks away slapping his right thigh as he builds up some distance and charges at Danielson nailing him with the panic attack. Nigel crawls back in the ring as Delirious pulls Danielson away from the corner, cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Danielson gets the shoulder up before the three count.
Delirious gets off the cover and notices Nigel back in the ring. Delirious gets up from Danielson as Nigel approaches. Delirious backs away as Nigel gets closer to Danielson and starts to pull him to his feet. Nigel signals to Delirious to climb to the top rope. Delirious climbs as Nigel delivers a kick to the midsection and holds Danielson bent over. Delirious signals to the crowd before leaping off for the shadows over hell but Danielson manages to change his positioning so Nigel takes the brunt of the move. Danielson immediately strikes Delirious with a kick to the midsection. Danielson connects with a European Uppercut knocking Delirious back upright. Danielson creates some distance and spins around for the roaring elbow but Delirious manages to duck under, run off the ropes and connect with a jumping cross body knocking Danielson down to the mat but Danielson rolls through the move into a pin of his own 1…2…Delirious kicks out and Danielson immediately seizes the arm locking in a crucifix armbar. Nigel meanwhile has recovered from the splash and is back to his feet. Nigel is content to just stand back and let Danielson punish Delirious with the submission move. Delirious somehow is able to get to the ropes to break the hold but Danielson holds on to the move 1…2…3…4…Danielson releases the hold as the crowd shouts out “I got till 5â€. Danielson gets back to his feet as Nigel closes the distance quickly, Danielson sees him coming and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Danielson floats over and tries for the cattle mutilation but Nigel gets to his knees and rolls through to escape as Delirious is getting back to his feet. Danielson gets up to one knee only to get popped in the face with a shining wizard from Delirious out of nowhere. Delirious goes for the cover 1…2…Danielson kicks out before the three. Nigel seems conflicted as to which person to go after. Delirious gets back to his feet first. Delirious makes Nigel’s decision easier as he strikes with a chop to the chest. Delirious follows up with a second chop to the chest staggering the Brit. Delirious bounces off the ropes and drills Nigel with a running boot which sends Nigel staggering backwards. Nigel bounces between the top and middle ropes before landing on his feet and charging towards Delirious for the Jawbreaker Lariat. Delirious however has it telegraphed as he connects with a spinning heel kick.
Danielson recovers from the kick to the face. Danielson grabs Delirious, pulls him to his feet, and elbows him in the side of the head. Danielson Irish whips Delirious into the corner. Delirious collides with the turnbuckles back first. Danielson charges and connects with a running shoulder to the midsection. Danielson follows up with a second shoulder to the midsection. Danielson picks Delirious up and sets him up on the top rope. Nigel in the meantime recovering from the punishment absorbed in the match. Danielson climbs up on the ropes with Delirious and hooks him for a superplex. Delirious blocks it forcing Danielson to release the hold in order to club Delirious in the back to soften him up. Danielson hooks him for the superplex a second time as Nigel gets back to his feet. Nigel quickly approaches both men and steps under the shoulders of Danielson. Danielson quickly gets a leg free and uses it to kick Nigel away and jump off the ropes landing on the ring apron. “No way†Danielson says as Delirious recovers and nails Danielson with a chop to the side of the head. Nigel charges in and eats a boot to the head staggering him. Delirious leaps off the ropes, hooks Nigel in a tornado DDT, spins around catching Danielson with a double boot to the chest knocking him off, keeps rotating and nails Nigel with a huge Tornado DDT! The crowd explodes at the incredible maneuver as Delirious goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Nigel gets the shoulder up at 2 and 7/8ths! Delirious can’t believe it but doesn’t waste any time in getting back to his feet to wait for Nigel to get back up. Nigel tries shaking off the cobwebs as he’s pushing himself back up. Danielson starts to crawl back in the ring but thinks better of it. Nigel gets back to his feet only to get met with a kick to the midsection. Delirious hooks him in a fisherman’s suplex and connects with the bizarro driver. Delirious hooks the leg 1…2…Nigel McGuiness gets the shoulder up at 2 and 7/8ths! Danielson sneaks back in the ring behind Delirious as he’s getting back to his feet and hooks him in a waist lock. Danielson goes for a German Suplex but Delirious counters mid-move into a victory roll 1…2…Danielson kicks out.
All three men get back to their feet at the same time. Danielson goes the low route with a thumb to the eye of Nigel. Danielson follows up by kicking Delirious in the midsection and running him headfirst into Nigel who locks him in a front face lock. Danielson connects with a jumping neckbreaker on Nigel who connects with a DDT on Delirious simultaneously. Danielson goes for the cover on Nigel 1…2…Nigel gets the shoulder up. Danielson goes for the cover on Delirious, hooks the leg this time 1…2…Delirious kicks out. Danielson gets back to his feet angry about not being able to put either man away. Danielson waits impatiently for the first man to make a move. Danielson decides to forgo waiting and begins to put the boots to both men in an attempt to soften them up. Danielson positions both men near each other with about a foot of distance between the two and moves over to the corner. Danielson climbs to the top rope. Danielson leaps off the top rope connecting with a diving headbutt to Delirious and a knee drop to Nigel McGuiness simultaneously. Danielson covers both men at the same time 1…2…both men get their shoulders up. Danielson’s frustration increases as he pulls Nigel to his feet and hooks him for a Dragon Suplex. Nigel is able to block it by forcing Danielson hands down and connecting with two back elbows. Nigel delivers a third elbow causing Danielson to release the hold. Nigel turns around into an elbow to the side of the head. Nigel responds with an elbow of his own. Delirious in the mean time is back to his feet as Nigel and Danielson continue exchanging elbows. Danielson nails Nigel with a huge elbow sending him staggering backwards. Nigel bounces between the top and middle rope and charges towards Danielson for the jawbreaker lariat but Danielson drills him with a roaring elbow. Nigel crumples to the mat. Danielson quickly goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Nigel gets the shoulder up at 2 and 7/8ths! Delirious quickly pulls Danielson off of the cover and pulls him back to his feet. Delirious kicks Danielson in the midsection and sets him up for the Chemical Imbalance. Delirious lifts and drops Danielson with the move, holds on for the pin 1…2…Danielson kicks out at 2 and 15/16ths!
All three men remain on the mat exhausted from the match as the crowd is on its feet clapping for all three men. Nigel is the first person to get back to his feet. Delirious is the second person to get up. Danielson starts to but instead rolls towards the ropes. Nigel goes for a kick to the midsection but Delirious catches his foot, spins him around, locks in a half nelson and connects with a face buster. Delirious tries locking in the cobra stretch but Nigel quickly crawls using his feet and gets to the bottom rope. Delirious releases the hold and pulls Nigel to his feet. Delirious gets Nigel in a gut wrench, lifts him up for the Stem Cell research but Nigel slips off his back. Nigel turns around, grabs Delirious by the back of the head and drills him with a European Uppercut. Nigel bounces off the ropes but eats a big boot. Nigel staggers backwards, bounces between the top and middle rope and nails Delirious with the jawbreaker lariat! Nigel goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…3! Delirious has been eliminated but retains the Light Heavyweight Title.
Eliminated: Delirious
Nigel gets to his feet as Delirious rolls out of the ring. Danielson quickly jumps to his feet, hooks him from behind in a Dragon suplex and takes him over 1…2…Nigel kicks out. Both men get to their feet. Danielson ducks under Nigel and connects with the Regal Plex 1…2…Nigel kicks out once more. Danielson quickly turns his body to get on top of Nigel in a mount position and rain down several massive elbows to the side of the head. Danielson gets up off of Nigel pulling him up in the process. Danielson runs Nigel shoulder first into the steel ring post. Danielson pulls Nigel away from the corner and punishes him further with an over the shoulder arm breaker. Danielson trying to weaken the arm to take away the lariats that Nigel loves to use. Danielson with a kick to the midsection, hooks Nigel in a butterfly suplex, and connects with it flowing directly into a crucifix arm bar. The referee asking Nigel if he wants to give up but Nigel refuses. Nigel uses his legs to crawl towards the nearest rope and get a foot on it. The referee calls for the break but Danielson holds on to the arm 1…2…3…4…Danielson releases the hold. Danielson gets back to his feet, stomps away at Nigel trying to force him out of the ring. Danielson finally pushes Nigel out of the ring to the arena floor. Nigel uses the moment to recover as Danielson contemplates going airborne. Danielson doesn’t think about it too long as he bounces off the ropes and dives through the ropes crashing into Nigel with the forearm suicida. Danielson shakes off the cobwebs before using the guardrail to pull himself back to his feet. Danielson grabs Nigel by the head to pull him back to his feet. Danielson slams him headfirst into the ring apron before tossing him back in the ring. Danielson climbs up on the ring apron but turns his back to taunt the crowd. Danielson turns back towards the ring only to get hit with a low dropkick to the knee knocking him off the ring apron. Danielson holds his knee on the arena floor as Nigel recovers momentarily inside the ring. Nigel rolls out to the arena floor, sees that Danielson is holding his leg and immediately focuses his attack on it. Nigel delivers a stomp to the knee before grabbing the ankle and delivering a kick to the back of the thigh.
Nigel releases the ankle and turns his attention to the upper body of Danielson as he tries to pull him back to his feet but Danielson pulls him into the steel guardrail. Danielson quickly uses the opportunity to create some distance between himself and his opponent and climb back in the ring. Outside the ring Nigel stumbles towards the ring holding his head from his collision with the guardrail. Nigel slowly slides back in the ring only to get met with a kick to the head. Danielson pulls Nigel away from the ropes and locks in a short arm scissors. The referee right there checking on Nigel to see if he wants to give up but Nigel refuses. Nigel tries rolling backwards but Danielson blocks it by hooking his leg 1…2…Nigel kicks out. Danielson gets back to his feet first. Nigel starts to get up but Danielson delivers a knee to the head before pulling him up the rest of the way. Danielson hooks him in a cravate and takes him over with the suplex. Danielson goes for the pin, hooks the far leg 1…2…Nigel gets the shoulder up. Danielson gets off the cover and delivers an elbow to the side of the head. Nigel retaliates with a kick to the back. Danielson lands another elbow, Nigel delivers another kick to the back. Another elbow, another kick to the back. Danielson delivers several elbows to the side of the head which only serves to infuriate Nigel even more as he bridges and turns to the side forcing Danielson off the mount. Nigel rolls through to change position and end up in a mount of his own. Nigel rains down with huge elbows to the head of Danielson. Nigel pulls Danielson to his feet maintaining control of his head and continually delivering elbows. Nigel runs Danielson headfirst into the top turnbuckle. Nigel holds him suspended backwards before delivering a kick to the back and a downward lariat which echoes throughout the arena. Nigel goes for the cover, hooks the near leg 1…2…Danielson gets the far foot on the bottom rope stopping the count. Nigel gets up off of Danielson only to drag him towards the middle of the ring. Goes for the cover, hooks the leg 1…2…Danielson kicks out a second time. Both men remain on the mat as the crowd cheers at the stiff display of wrestling. Nigel is the first person to get back to his feet. Nigel signals to the crowd as he waits for Danielson to get back to his feet. Danielson trying to get his bearings back as he gets back to his feet. Danielson up to one knee, Nigel waiting to strike. Nigel bounces between the top and middle rope and charges towards Danielson who’s just getting to his feet. Danielson rolls through with the lariat and locks in Fujiwara armbar.
Matt Washington: What an incredible counter to the jawbreaker lariat.
Jack Stone: And remember Danielson has been working over the arm of Nigel the whole match.
Nigel screams in pain as Danielson cranks on the move. The referee right there asking Nigel if he wants to end the match. Nigel shakes his head no as he tries adjusting his positioning to get closer to the ropes. Nigel about a foot away from the ropes, Danielson releases the armbar and locks in the cattle mutilation. The referee again asks Nigel if he wants to give up. Nigel screams in pain but refuses to quit. Nigel squirms his way closer to the ropes. Nigel gets one foot on the bottom rope, a second foot on the rope as he climbs up the ropes and flips over landing on Danielson for the pin 1…2…Danielson adjusts his positioning so Nigel’s shoulders are on the mat 1…2…Nigel kicks out. The crowd is deafening as it roars its approval for this match. Both men are down on the mat. Both men trying to will themselves back to their feet. The desire to hold the Chaos Cup the only thing keeping them going. Both combatants get back to their feet barely able to remain standing. Danielson strikes with a chop to the chest. Nigel responds with one of his own. Danielson delivers a second stiff chop. Nigel delivers an even stiffer chop. Both men exchanging increasingly stiffer chops. Danielson gets the better of it as he backs Nigel up into the corner. Danielson bends Nigel over and delivers a huge knee to the head. Danielson goes for a second knee but Nigel blocks it, breaks free and delivers an elbow to the head. Nigel backs Danielson up with a second elbow to the side of the head before delivering a kick to the midsection. Nigel Irish whips Danielson into the corner. Nigel follows up with a huge running European Uppercut nearly decapitating Danielson. Nigel backs up a distance and delivers a huge running lariat in the corner. Nigle lifts Danielson up on the turnbuckles letting his feet dangle. Nigel hooks Danielson and drops him with a vicious tower of London. Nigel pulls Danielson back to his feet, Irish whips him into the ropes, Nigel bounces off the opposite side flipping between the top and middle rope and levels Danielson coming off with a huge jawbreaker lariat. Nigel McGuiness goes for the cover, hooks the leg as the crowd counts in unison with the referee 1…2…3! Nigel McGuiness has won the Chaos Cup!
The bell rings signaling the end of the match