I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Thanks for stopping by. I love seeing older members come back for a look
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Happy Birthday, Welshy!!
I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.
"The ONLY interesting Person" Eh? Hmm...
Temples r free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
Just caught a @Beavporeon.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust. -
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