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The Dream
OOC: A few days ago I was on IWF for a pretty long time at night so when I went to bed everything was still in my head, I finally got to sleep but I had been on IWF so long before then that I had a dream about it. Well anyways, this is what happened in the dream!
The beginning
Voice over dude: One day, the admin on IWF known as Monkeystyle was busy and forgot to pay the bills for his forum (he pays for it in this dream). The people he forgot to pay were angry about this, they were known as the Internet people (TIP). As the weeks went on they got angrier and angrier until one night they went over to Monkeystyles’ house only to walk in and see him and three of his friends sitting on the ground staring at the roof with bong’s in hand. The internet people called the police who then called the CIA (for some fucked up reason), they rushed to Monkeystyles house but he was long gone. Monkeystyle staggered down the road with his laptop, he came across a seat at the park which he slept on for the night. The next morning he woke up, he went straight onto his laptop with his wireless internet only to realize that they had closed the IWF website and there was no forum, they were still after him for not paying money and doing illegal things. Monkeystyle went on MSN, he rounded up all the good members and told them about an idea he had. Since there was no forum and the TIP, Police/CIA were after him as well as all the members involved in not paying, Monkeystyle told them all about a remote island they could escape to and be free. They all agreed with the idea and Monkeystyle was on his way across the world getting all of the members he liked to take them to this island which they could talk and it would be just like IWF only without the computers. Monkeystyle walked across the street to his good friend and fellow admin Mike Chaos who had a private jet which Monkeystyle used to get all the members. Monkeystyle flew from place to place and here is the list of members he was able to get, Peepshow, Kaedon, Soul Power, Rell, Chessarmy, C4, King Lennie, BKB, RoxxiFanboy (RLFB), TDK, Travis, Kenfan. They also requested for Hometown Kid to go with them but he wouldn’t unless Cayse went as well which didn’t happen. Many of the people that were going also requested for LadyHotRod to go and in the end Monkeystyle gave in and let IT come. As they got to LHRs hometown the Soulpower who was controlling the jet saw Bam Neely through the window, he was so distracted by Bams bald head that he took his eyes off where he was landing and crashed into the side of Hotrods house. All of the members got out and luckily for them her house was near the sea, they all walked down by the see where Rell saw a boat and jumped in it and switched it on. They all jumped on and began heading towards the remote island, they quickly escaped from the USA and made it to the island.
We fucking made it
Voice over dude: they hid the boat behind some rocks so it was hard to sea; they all jumped off and began to set up camp. They build little huts amongst the trees and sat down for a little rest and began to talk…
MS: Wow, we finally made it. What do you guys all think?
Rell: I’ve never slept under a roof before! This is awesome!
BKB: I thought you slept in your momma’s basement?
Rell: That’s what I told y’all, I actually just stayed out the back door.
TDK: This place sucks Monkeystyle, I don’t have any room to keep my blades!
King Lennie: Hide them in your wrists!
BKB: Quiet sheep shagger!
Kaedon: We need food…
RLFB: We need water…
C4: We need boobs…
LHR (looking slutty) : Hey C4, you looking for a good time?
C4: Yeah, do you know anyone who could give me one that doesn’t look like she has been hit by a truck?!
Kenfan: HAHA! Yeah Ni’gga, get the durk knight loving whore outta here!
Chessarmy: Cross the line!
SP: Hey guys, did you see Bam Neely! Ahhhh, I am gonna have sweet dreams tonight…
Travis: Or wet dreams, that’s what ill be having!!!
Peepshow: Does anyone have a picture of Hayley Williams? I miss her face already
TDK: I bet you don’t miss her ginger hair!
BKB: Shut up emo boy! I brought one Lucas; we can have a good time with it later
King Lennie: Fuck, I shotgun not sleeping in the same hut as them Hayley jerkers!
Kaedon: Seriously guys, we need food to live.
RLFB: Well we ate before we left so the water is more important.
Kaedon, yes but we need to know where the food is because we are already surrounded by water so we know where to get it!
RLFB: Yeah but……
Monkeystyle: That’s enough you two, you can debate when we have time to! Now, let’s go and search for some food and get the water afterwards.
TDK: Can’t we just eat Kenfan since he’s the most worthless here?
Kenfan: Cum on man, lets just use your razor blades to go and kill us some deer or something to eat. Stupid Durk Turkey!
Rell: Nah man, don’t eat Kenfan he’s one of my homies, ill go check for food on the boat.
Chessarmy: Good idea Rell. Now, all staff members look on the left side of the island and all normal members search the right side for food. Meet back here in half an hour.
SP: You TNA marks are pretty dumb, we don’t have watches or the time so how are we going to know when to come back?!
Peepshow: Lets just make it, once you find food, come back here and place it in the hut and wait for the others.
LHR: (while rubbing Peepshows leg) Good idea Peep…
Travis: Ohhh, what a turn off…
Monkeystyle: haha! Alright guys, that’s the plan…
Voice over dude: All of the IWF members walked off into the forestry looking for food. They all walk back awhile later with berries, apples, and fish. Rell stayed in the boat, he started it up and made his way back to Los Angeles to hide out and watch the Lakers lose…
Uh Oh
Voice over dude: Meanwhile back in America, the FIVESTAR restaurant was starting to actually make a name for itself. They realized with IWF out of the equation they would be the most dominant thing on the internet, the owners then had an idea. They had had someone tell them where the IWF members were going so they decided to tell the police and CIA men where they were hiding. Y2Jasmine and FagHardyV1 told the police and CIA men everything and by then they were all on there way over to this remote island they were just told about. The policemen and CIA got about half way over to the remote island where they saw another island; they decided to stay there for the night because it was to dark to continue over to the IWF members. Meanwhile back with the IWF members…The all sit around a fire eating berries.
BKB: Let’s put another shrimp on the barby!
C4: We don’t have shrimp moron!
BKB: I know, us Aussies just love to say that.
Kenfan: You Aussies are wack up in yo Fizzle fo Shizzle, ya heard?!
Peepshow: Shut the fuck up Kenfan!
Kenfan: Don’t be angry at my black ass just cuz you can’t get dat Hayley Williams slut!
King Lennie: Hey what the fuck happened to Rell?
Flashback pops up and it shows Rell at the Lakers game with his little sister, Kobe Bryant walks over and says: “Hey babe†before winking at her >_>
TDK: I don’t know and I don’t care really, all he is is another mouth to feed!
Kaedon: Yeah and…
RLFB: I disagree; he could have helped us get more food.
Kaedon: Yes but he would have eaten more then the rest of us.
RLFB: How do you know that!?
Monkeystyle: What the fuck, I thought I told you assholes to stop this shit! Stop fucking arguing!
SP: Someone’s cranky for forgetting to bring their weed!
Chessarmy: Cross the line!!!
Monkeystyle: If you say that one more time I am going to roast you over this damn fire!
Voice over guy: They all then hear something rattle in the bushes…
C4: Ladyhotrod get out of the damn bushes…
LHR: What?! I am in the hut getting changed.
Chessarmy: TNA! TNA! TNA!
Monkeystyle: I thought I told you to stop that…
Chessarmy: Sorry, I was meaning, TITS AND ASS!
Travis: Why would you want that anyway, dick is the way to go!!!
King Lennie: argh Travis, you know that thing hanging in between LHRs legs, what do you think that is?!
Travis: Oh my god! That thing is fucking huge!!! I bags staying in Hotrods room tonight!
Monkeystyle: Yeah it is about time to go to sleep, we will be pretty busy cleaning this place up tomorrow and getting on with our daily forum schedule!
TDK: Yeah it is about wrist cutting for me anyway…
BKB: Peepshow, follow me to heaven also known as my Hayley Williams pictures!!!
Peepshow: (with hand down pants) coming…
Kenfan: Cumming, tehe!
C4: (with crazy look on face) Night assholes!
Voice over dude: BKB and Peepshow go off to their hut, Travis goes into a hut with LHR, Kaedon and RLFB argue there way to their hut, TDK and C4 go to their hut, Soulpower and Monkeystyle go off to their hut, Kenfan and King Lennie then go to theirs as Chessarmy crosses the line to his own hut!
BKB/Peepshows hut
BKB: You like those pics Lucas?!
Peep: Hell yeah! My penis is hard than ever!
BKB: Same here, Hayley Williams’ hear looks as though its on fire!!!
Travis/LHRs hut
Travis: Damn LHR, your penis is three inches bigger than mine!!!
LHR: Thanks Travis, now bend over…
Travis: Oh Boy, here it comes
Kaedon/RLFB hut
Kaedon: TNA sucks
RLFB: WWE sucks
Kaedon: Roxxi is a dude
RLFB: HHH isn’t a dude
Kaedon: TAKE THAT BACK!
RLFB: NEVER!
Kaedon kicks RLFB in the gut and hits her with the pedigree! I’m the Game, BITCH!
TDK/C4 hut
C4: Do you have to do that so close to me?!
TDK: (cutting wrists) Well there isn’t exactly much space in here to do it elsewhere!
C4: Well could you please turn the other because you are squirting blood all over me!!!
TDK: You don’t like it the get the fuck out!
C4: My sigs are better then yours, SUCK ON THAT, bitch!
SP/MS hut
SP: Man, I can’t get to sleep without my daily bong!
MS: Yeah, me either bro. Wait, before when we heard something in the bushes we didn’t see what it was!
SP: Oh yeah, what the hell could it have been!?
Voice over dude: Dipset army then walks into their hut…
Dipset: Yo man, I got some weed for you but all I want in return is a couple of hundred bucks!
MS: Damnit I forgot to bring my wallet with me, Ill pay you back some time dipset…
SP: Come on Dip, where desperate here!
Dipset: Fuck you both, you didn’t even invite me to come here, I had to grab a hold of the bottom of the fucking boat to come with you all! You know what, here’s some papers, now I’m outta here!
Dipset leaves as MS and SP grab the papers; they fill them with grass and light it…
MS: Fuck this, I’m going to sleep!
King Lennie/Kenfans hut
Kenfan: Yo ni’gga, what da you think happened to Rell when he left? My guess is that his black ass went to find Jasmine!
King Lennie: I dunno man. How long do you think were going to be out here for?
Kenfan: Until them bitches stop chasing us IWF’ians down! We just some little Natives now, running through the pushes and sleeping in huts, we be like Tarzan and shit!
2nd day on IWF Island!
Well that’s where I got up to pretty much until I woke up I think…Yeah, thought I would share it with you all since ya know, its IWF. If you want more maybe I could add a part 2 or some shit, :crazy:
OOC: A few days ago I was on IWF for a pretty long time at night so when I went to bed everything was still in my head, I finally got to sleep but I had been on IWF so long before then that I had a dream about it. Well anyways, this is what happened in the dream!
The beginning
Voice over dude: One day, the admin on IWF known as Monkeystyle was busy and forgot to pay the bills for his forum (he pays for it in this dream). The people he forgot to pay were angry about this, they were known as the Internet people (TIP). As the weeks went on they got angrier and angrier until one night they went over to Monkeystyles’ house only to walk in and see him and three of his friends sitting on the ground staring at the roof with bong’s in hand. The internet people called the police who then called the CIA (for some fucked up reason), they rushed to Monkeystyles house but he was long gone. Monkeystyle staggered down the road with his laptop, he came across a seat at the park which he slept on for the night. The next morning he woke up, he went straight onto his laptop with his wireless internet only to realize that they had closed the IWF website and there was no forum, they were still after him for not paying money and doing illegal things. Monkeystyle went on MSN, he rounded up all the good members and told them about an idea he had. Since there was no forum and the TIP, Police/CIA were after him as well as all the members involved in not paying, Monkeystyle told them all about a remote island they could escape to and be free. They all agreed with the idea and Monkeystyle was on his way across the world getting all of the members he liked to take them to this island which they could talk and it would be just like IWF only without the computers. Monkeystyle walked across the street to his good friend and fellow admin Mike Chaos who had a private jet which Monkeystyle used to get all the members. Monkeystyle flew from place to place and here is the list of members he was able to get, Peepshow, Kaedon, Soul Power, Rell, Chessarmy, C4, King Lennie, BKB, RoxxiFanboy (RLFB), TDK, Travis, Kenfan. They also requested for Hometown Kid to go with them but he wouldn’t unless Cayse went as well which didn’t happen. Many of the people that were going also requested for LadyHotRod to go and in the end Monkeystyle gave in and let IT come. As they got to LHRs hometown the Soulpower who was controlling the jet saw Bam Neely through the window, he was so distracted by Bams bald head that he took his eyes off where he was landing and crashed into the side of Hotrods house. All of the members got out and luckily for them her house was near the sea, they all walked down by the see where Rell saw a boat and jumped in it and switched it on. They all jumped on and began heading towards the remote island, they quickly escaped from the USA and made it to the island.
We fucking made it
Voice over dude: they hid the boat behind some rocks so it was hard to sea; they all jumped off and began to set up camp. They build little huts amongst the trees and sat down for a little rest and began to talk…
MS: Wow, we finally made it. What do you guys all think?
Rell: I’ve never slept under a roof before! This is awesome!
BKB: I thought you slept in your momma’s basement?
Rell: That’s what I told y’all, I actually just stayed out the back door.
TDK: This place sucks Monkeystyle, I don’t have any room to keep my blades!
King Lennie: Hide them in your wrists!
BKB: Quiet sheep shagger!
Kaedon: We need food…
RLFB: We need water…
C4: We need boobs…
LHR (looking slutty) : Hey C4, you looking for a good time?
C4: Yeah, do you know anyone who could give me one that doesn’t look like she has been hit by a truck?!
Kenfan: HAHA! Yeah Ni’gga, get the durk knight loving whore outta here!
Chessarmy: Cross the line!
SP: Hey guys, did you see Bam Neely! Ahhhh, I am gonna have sweet dreams tonight…
Travis: Or wet dreams, that’s what ill be having!!!
Peepshow: Does anyone have a picture of Hayley Williams? I miss her face already
TDK: I bet you don’t miss her ginger hair!
BKB: Shut up emo boy! I brought one Lucas; we can have a good time with it later
King Lennie: Fuck, I shotgun not sleeping in the same hut as them Hayley jerkers!
Kaedon: Seriously guys, we need food to live.
RLFB: Well we ate before we left so the water is more important.
Kaedon, yes but we need to know where the food is because we are already surrounded by water so we know where to get it!
RLFB: Yeah but……
Monkeystyle: That’s enough you two, you can debate when we have time to! Now, let’s go and search for some food and get the water afterwards.
TDK: Can’t we just eat Kenfan since he’s the most worthless here?
Kenfan: Cum on man, lets just use your razor blades to go and kill us some deer or something to eat. Stupid Durk Turkey!
Rell: Nah man, don’t eat Kenfan he’s one of my homies, ill go check for food on the boat.
Chessarmy: Good idea Rell. Now, all staff members look on the left side of the island and all normal members search the right side for food. Meet back here in half an hour.
SP: You TNA marks are pretty dumb, we don’t have watches or the time so how are we going to know when to come back?!
Peepshow: Lets just make it, once you find food, come back here and place it in the hut and wait for the others.
LHR: (while rubbing Peepshows leg) Good idea Peep…
Travis: Ohhh, what a turn off…
Monkeystyle: haha! Alright guys, that’s the plan…
Voice over dude: All of the IWF members walked off into the forestry looking for food. They all walk back awhile later with berries, apples, and fish. Rell stayed in the boat, he started it up and made his way back to Los Angeles to hide out and watch the Lakers lose…
Uh Oh
Voice over dude: Meanwhile back in America, the FIVESTAR restaurant was starting to actually make a name for itself. They realized with IWF out of the equation they would be the most dominant thing on the internet, the owners then had an idea. They had had someone tell them where the IWF members were going so they decided to tell the police and CIA men where they were hiding. Y2Jasmine and FagHardyV1 told the police and CIA men everything and by then they were all on there way over to this remote island they were just told about. The policemen and CIA got about half way over to the remote island where they saw another island; they decided to stay there for the night because it was to dark to continue over to the IWF members. Meanwhile back with the IWF members…The all sit around a fire eating berries.
BKB: Let’s put another shrimp on the barby!
C4: We don’t have shrimp moron!
BKB: I know, us Aussies just love to say that.
Kenfan: You Aussies are wack up in yo Fizzle fo Shizzle, ya heard?!
Peepshow: Shut the fuck up Kenfan!
Kenfan: Don’t be angry at my black ass just cuz you can’t get dat Hayley Williams slut!
King Lennie: Hey what the fuck happened to Rell?
Flashback pops up and it shows Rell at the Lakers game with his little sister, Kobe Bryant walks over and says: “Hey babe†before winking at her >_>
TDK: I don’t know and I don’t care really, all he is is another mouth to feed!
Kaedon: Yeah and…
RLFB: I disagree; he could have helped us get more food.
Kaedon: Yes but he would have eaten more then the rest of us.
RLFB: How do you know that!?
Monkeystyle: What the fuck, I thought I told you assholes to stop this shit! Stop fucking arguing!
SP: Someone’s cranky for forgetting to bring their weed!
Chessarmy: Cross the line!!!
Monkeystyle: If you say that one more time I am going to roast you over this damn fire!
Voice over guy: They all then hear something rattle in the bushes…
C4: Ladyhotrod get out of the damn bushes…
LHR: What?! I am in the hut getting changed.
Chessarmy: TNA! TNA! TNA!
Monkeystyle: I thought I told you to stop that…
Chessarmy: Sorry, I was meaning, TITS AND ASS!
Travis: Why would you want that anyway, dick is the way to go!!!
King Lennie: argh Travis, you know that thing hanging in between LHRs legs, what do you think that is?!
Travis: Oh my god! That thing is fucking huge!!! I bags staying in Hotrods room tonight!
Monkeystyle: Yeah it is about time to go to sleep, we will be pretty busy cleaning this place up tomorrow and getting on with our daily forum schedule!
TDK: Yeah it is about wrist cutting for me anyway…
BKB: Peepshow, follow me to heaven also known as my Hayley Williams pictures!!!
Peepshow: (with hand down pants) coming…
Kenfan: Cumming, tehe!
C4: (with crazy look on face) Night assholes!
Voice over dude: BKB and Peepshow go off to their hut, Travis goes into a hut with LHR, Kaedon and RLFB argue there way to their hut, TDK and C4 go to their hut, Soulpower and Monkeystyle go off to their hut, Kenfan and King Lennie then go to theirs as Chessarmy crosses the line to his own hut!
BKB/Peepshows hut
BKB: You like those pics Lucas?!
Peep: Hell yeah! My penis is hard than ever!
BKB: Same here, Hayley Williams’ hear looks as though its on fire!!!
Travis/LHRs hut
Travis: Damn LHR, your penis is three inches bigger than mine!!!
LHR: Thanks Travis, now bend over…
Travis: Oh Boy, here it comes
Kaedon/RLFB hut
Kaedon: TNA sucks
RLFB: WWE sucks
Kaedon: Roxxi is a dude
RLFB: HHH isn’t a dude
Kaedon: TAKE THAT BACK!
RLFB: NEVER!
Kaedon kicks RLFB in the gut and hits her with the pedigree! I’m the Game, BITCH!
TDK/C4 hut
C4: Do you have to do that so close to me?!
TDK: (cutting wrists) Well there isn’t exactly much space in here to do it elsewhere!
C4: Well could you please turn the other because you are squirting blood all over me!!!
TDK: You don’t like it the get the fuck out!
C4: My sigs are better then yours, SUCK ON THAT, bitch!
SP/MS hut
SP: Man, I can’t get to sleep without my daily bong!
MS: Yeah, me either bro. Wait, before when we heard something in the bushes we didn’t see what it was!
SP: Oh yeah, what the hell could it have been!?
Voice over dude: Dipset army then walks into their hut…
Dipset: Yo man, I got some weed for you but all I want in return is a couple of hundred bucks!
MS: Damnit I forgot to bring my wallet with me, Ill pay you back some time dipset…
SP: Come on Dip, where desperate here!
Dipset: Fuck you both, you didn’t even invite me to come here, I had to grab a hold of the bottom of the fucking boat to come with you all! You know what, here’s some papers, now I’m outta here!
Dipset leaves as MS and SP grab the papers; they fill them with grass and light it…
MS: Fuck this, I’m going to sleep!
King Lennie/Kenfans hut
Kenfan: Yo ni’gga, what da you think happened to Rell when he left? My guess is that his black ass went to find Jasmine!
King Lennie: I dunno man. How long do you think were going to be out here for?
Kenfan: Until them bitches stop chasing us IWF’ians down! We just some little Natives now, running through the pushes and sleeping in huts, we be like Tarzan and shit!
2nd day on IWF Island!
Well that’s where I got up to pretty much until I woke up I think…Yeah, thought I would share it with you all since ya know, its IWF. If you want more maybe I could add a part 2 or some shit,
:crazy: