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Fatal 55

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If you manage 2 sack her next week... you can thank me... :smileysex: lol

OH... ur 14, maybe not!

Jus go for the old gung ho down her throat, always works. They can't resist it. Also if you could just add something to her drink while she's not looking... that might help! HAHA... i'm being a right prick here now. lol

In all seriousness now though, good luck & remember looks arn't everything, & don't worry if it fails cuz ur only 14...

As for me... i'm gyna go with the old motto, there's plenty of fish in the sea... So it's time to go fishing !
 

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NO! NO! NO! YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!!!

You got to come up to her in school randomly with lots of people around.
Say "Lets Fuck."
Walk away.

^^^It works!!!

Seriosuly though. being funny helps.
 

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unless shes a slut, and you might find yourself railing her then and there.

Just talk to her, say hi. talk to her friends. say hi.

my advice seriosuly, just walk up and say hi.
 

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Yeah, don't listen to anyone but me (at least so far). You're totally going to screw yourself over if you do.....lol. Stay away from notes....unless she's REALLY shy. But if you go straight to her, she will know you have some balls and if you don't make ANY sexual references at all (you can tell her she's pretty or beautiful....don't say hot or sexy) she will know you are respectful.
 

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I'd have to say that F55 wants CMS not to take my advice! :) Well guess what, he told me he might! :) So quit begging CMS to not take my advice. Good luck CMS. Try telling her friends that you like the chick, and I know that you dream about this chick everyday, and the holiday will kick butt thinking about her :) Trust me man, holidays are best for dreaming of chicks. And try to get with her ASAP, because everything about the hot chicks is While Supplies Last! :)
 

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I'd like to give advice but you and she be young, kind of feels wrong giving advice to peeps who legally aren't allowed to do much more than hold hands, but anyway my actual best advice is to get one of your friends to speak with one of her friends to get the general low down, saves the old wrong vibe signal and could make whole easier, but still 14, I think I was playing football way back when.
 

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Leave it to Viva La Luke professional Love Doctor here at your services.

You need a ice breaker eh??

Ok well i suggest, getting ice walking up to her dropping the ice and stepping on it.
Then say "now that the ice is broken wanna go on a date?"

Or the old patterned pick up line that never fails; "Nice Boots Wanna Fuck?"


Now that is very smoooooooth