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Grim Creates All-Time Franchise Rosters

Bobby Barrows

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Minnesota Timberwolves

C - Karl-Anthony Towns (2015-2021)
PG - Ricky Rubio (2011-2017 ; 2020-2021)
SG - Andrew Wiggins (2014-2020)
PF - Kevin Garnett (1995-2007 ; 2014-2016)
SF - Wally Szczerbiak (1999-2006)
6 - Kevin Love (2008-2014)
7 - Stephon Marbury (1996-1999)
8 - Sam Mitchell (1989-1992 ; 1995-2002)
9 - Al Jefferson (2007-2010)
10 - Rasho Nesterovic (1999-2003)
BN - Shabazz Muhammad (2013-2018
BN - Jeff Teague (2017-2020)
BN - Isaiah Rider (1993-1996
BN - Chauncey Billips (2000-2002)
BN - Malik Sealy (RIP) (1999-2000)


Head Coach:

Flip Saunders (1995-2005 ; 2014-2015)

Home Court:

Target Center (1990-2022)
 
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Bobby Barrows

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So in regards to the Minnesota Timberwolves All-Time Roster, look at that you'll see exactly why the Minnesota Timberwolves have been the all-time worst franchise for over 32 years. Kevin Garnett and KAT in their prime would have been absolutely amazing, but even they would not have been able to carry this team to championship gold when the best player on your bench is Kevin Love and nobody else is even close.
 

Bobby Barrows

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I think just looking at how long some of these players stayed in Minnesota is also a major indicator in how fucking disastrous the Glen Taylor ownership has been for the franchise. Kevin Garnett doesn't even want to be involved with the franchise while he's in charge, and Taylor removed Billips and Nesterovic just because they had sway. Fuck Glen Taylor.
 

Ace

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[BGCOLOR=rgb(12, 35, 64)]Minnesota Timberwolves[/BGCOLOR]

C - Karl-Anthony Towns (2015-2021)
PG - Ricky Rubio (2011-2017 ; 2020-2021)
SG - Andrew Wiggins (2014-2020)
PF - Kevin Garnett (1995-2007 ; 2014-2016)
SF - Wally Szczerbiak (1999-2006)
6 - Kevin Love (2008-2014)
7 - Stephon Marbury (1996-1999)
8 - Sam Mitchell (1989-1992 ; 1995-2002)
9 - Al Jefferson (2007-2010)
10 - Rasho Nesterovic (1999-2003)
BN - Shabazz Muhammad (2013-2018
BN - Jeff Teague (2017-2020)
BN - Isaiah Rider (1993-1996
BN - Chauncey Billips (2000-2002)
BN - Malik Sealy (RIP) (1999-2000)


Head Coach:

Flip Saunders (1995-2005 ; 2014-2015)
Christ this is an awful team, rip Minnesota :(
 

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Minnesota Twins / Washington Senators (1901-1960)


Starting Pitchers:

1. Bert Blyleven (1970-1976 ; 1985-1988)
2. Jim Kaat (1959-1973)
3. Johan Santana (2000-2007)
4. Jim Perry (1963-1972)
5. Jack Morris (1991)

Relieving Pitchers:

1. Joe Nathan (2004-2009 ; 2011)
2. Rick Aguilera (1989-1995 ; 1996-1999)
3. Glen Perkins (2006-2017)
4. Taylor Rogers (2016-2021)

Catcher:

1. Joe Mauer (2004-2018)
2. Earl Battey (1961-1967)

1st Baseman:

1. Harmon Killebrew (1961-1974)
2. Kent Hrbek (1981-1994)
3. Justin Morneau (2003-2013)

2nd Baseman:

1. Rod Carew (1967-1978)
2. Chuck Knoblauch (1991-1997)

Shortstop:

1. Roy Smalley (1976-1982 ; 1985-1987)
2. Zoilo Versailles (1961-1967)

3rd Baseman:

1. Gary Gaetti (1981-1990)
2. Corey Koskie (1998-2004)

Left Fielder:

1. Jacques Jones (1999-2005)
2. Shane Mack (1990-1994)

Center Fielder:

1. Kirby Puckett (1985-1995)
2. Torii Hunter (1997-2007 ; 2015)

Right Fielder:

1. Tony Oliva (1962-1976)
2. Bob Allison (1958-1970)

Manager:

Tom Kelly (1986-2001)

Batting Rotation (DH):

1. Joe Mauer (C)
2. Tony Oliva (RF)
3. Rod Carew (2B)
4. Harmon Killebrew (1B)
5. Kirby Puckett (CF)
6. Jacques Jones (LF)
7. Roy Smalley (SS)
8. Kent Hrbek (DH)
9. Gary Gaetti (3B)

Batting Rotation (Non-DH):

1. Joe Mauer (C)
2. Tony Oliva (RF)
3. Rod Carew (2B)
4. Harmon Killebrew (1B)
5. Kirby Puckett (CF)
6. Jacques Jones (LF)
7. "Active Pitcher"
8. Roy Smalley (SS)
9. Gary Gaetti (3B)

Home Field:

Griffith Stadium (1911-1960)
 
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Bobby Barrows

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Jacksonville Jaguars
(Requested by @Hamilton)

QB:

1. Mark Brunell (1995-2003)
2. David Garrard (2002-2010)
3. Blake Bortles (2014-2018)


HB:

1. Fred Taylor (1998-2008)
2. Maurice Jones-Drew (2006-2013)
3. James Stewart (1995-1999)


FB:

1. Greg Jones (2004-2012)

WR:

1. Jimmy Smith (1995-2005)
2. Keenan McCardell (1996-2001)
3. Allen Robinson (2014-2017)
4. Allen Hurns (2014-2017)


TE:

1. Marcedes Lewis (1995-2005)
2. Kyle Brady (1999-2006)
3. Pete Mitchell (1995-2002)


T:

1. Tony Boselli (1995-2001)
2. Leon Searcy (1996-2000)
3. Eugene Monroe (2009-2013)
4. Luke Joeckel (2013-2016)


G:

1. Vince Manuwai (2003-2010)
2. Maurice Williams (2001-2009)
3. Uche Nwaneri (2007-2013)
4. Zane Beadles (2014-2015)


C:

1. Brad Meeser (2001-2013)
2. Michael Cheever (1996-1998)
3. Brandon Linder (2014-2021)


DE:

1. Tony Brackens (1996-2003)
2. Yannick Ngakoue (2016-2020)
3. Joel Smeenge (1995-2000)
4. Calais Campbell (2017-2019)


DT:

1. John Henderson (2002-2009)
2. Gary Walker (1999-2001)
3. Marcus Stroud (2001-2007)
4. Tyson Alualu (2010-2016)


OLB:

1. Darryl Smith (2004-2012)
2. Kevin Hardy (1996-2001)
3. Telvin Smith (2014-2018)
4. Myles Jack (2016-2021)

MLB:

1. Paul Posluszny (2011-2017)
2. Mike Peterson (2003-2008)

CB:

1. Rashean Mathis (2003-2012)
2. Aaron Beasley (1996-2001)
3. Jalen Ramsey (2016-2019)
4. Derek Cox (2009-2012)
5. A.J. Bouye (2017-2019)

FS:

1. Chris Hudson (1995-1998)
2. Deon Gant (2004-2006)

SS:

1. Donovin Dareus (1998-2006)
2. Jonathon Cyprien (2013-2016)

K:

1. Josh Scobee (2004-2014)

P:

1. Bryan Barker (1995-2000)


Coaching Staff:

Head Coach: Tom Coughlin (1995-2002)
Offensive Coordinator: Jack Del Rio (2003-2011)
Defensive Coordinator: Doug Marrone (2016-2020)
Special Teams Coordinator: Gus Bradley (2013-2016)

Home Field:

TIAA Bank Field (1995-2022)
 
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Los Angeles Lakers / Minneapolis Lakers (1947-1960)

C - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1975-1989)
PG - Magic Johnson (1979-1991, 1996)
PF - Vern Mikkelson (1949-1959)
SG - Kobe Bryant (1996-2016)
SF - Elgin Baylor (1958-1971)
6. Wilt Chamberlain (1968-1973)
7. Shaquille O'Neal (1996-2004)
8. George Mikan (1947-1954, 1956)
9. Derek Fisher (1996-2004, 2007-2012)
10. Byron Scott (1983-1993)
BN. Pau Gasol (2008-2014)
BN. James Worthy (1982-1994)
BN. Michael Cooper (1978-1990)
BN. Jamaal Wilkes (1977-1985)
BN. Gail Goodrich (1965-1968, 1970-1976)

Head Coach:

Phil Jackson (1999-2004, 2005-2011)

Home Court:

The Forum (1967-1999)
 
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