You're Sentenced To LIFE in a Cell with MARK HENRY & You Have to Beg 2 Me 4 Parole!

[WCW4Ever]

You were at live WWE event and during a 6 man tag with Finley, GoldDust & Hornswoggle vs. The Big Show, Khali & Kane, someone behind you has an epileptic seizure, causing you to fall and collapse the guard railing onto Hornswoggle, accidentally killing him. Security calls the police and you are booked and held for trial. You can't afford a lawyer and the court appoints Chris Jericho to defend you. Instead of defending you, Y2J railroads you and you are summarily convicted. Mark Henry has also recently been sentenced to life. He killed Mae Young at another live show while having sex with her. You wind up in a cell with Mark Henry, "The World's Strongest Man". It turns out that the guy's GAY! OMG! Whatcha gonna do!?

You case comes up for parole. I am the sole member of the parole board. Beg me for parole or face spending the rest of your life with a gay Mark Henry. Your lawyer, again, is Y2J. Whatcha gonna do?

 

[Christian]

im probably gonna say you're really fucking gay and never come back to iwf again due to Blue topics like this.

you're really fucking gay.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

In the other thread, he said in his post (made at 8:56 am) that he was leaving to have some fun.

Apparently, fun only lasted until 9:36.

 

[WCW4Ever]

im probably gonna say you're really fucking gay and never come back to iwf again due to Blue topics like this.

you're really fucking gay.

No kid, read the post. I am the parole board member and YOU are in a cell with Mark Henry. HE'S GAY in causal talk and you have to get out of the cell. You've been getting it from MH for 5 years now, and face getting it for rest of his or your life. Now play this game or get out my thread, you little virginal twerp. How many girls have you had? I've had over 400. Or should I ask how many boys have you had? Or goldfish or frogs or worms?

 

[Christian]

No kid, read the post. I am the parole board member and YOU are in a cell with Mark Henry. HE'S GAY in causal talk and you have to get out of the cell. You've been getting it from MH for 5 years now, and face getting it for rest of his or your life. Now play this game or get out my thread, you little virginal twerp. How many girls have you had? I've had over 400. Or should I ask how many boys have you had? Or goldfish or frogs or worms?

do you even know how to drive to china from the united states? no? ok ya thats what I thought shut the fuck up.

 

[Kaedon]

Uh......wut?

 

[Beer]

lol'd

 

[WCW4Ever]

Logical & I are watching & taping TNA "Hard Justice" now, so we're too busy to post. Just answer the thread dare and quit the name-calling and the empty slurs.

And, btw, this will be my last thread in this forum. So make your counter-posts good. once I'm finished with this thread, I'm finished w this forum, because I've got books to write, Kiniski to interview, my blog to update and women to have. So, Logical, let's back to Hard Justice then check back.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

Lol, Hard Justice.

 

[Christian]

WCW4Ever and Logical (aka WCW4Ever's boyfriend) watching Hard Justice...... rofl probably talking about some gay porno. thats pretty sick dude im glad this is your last topic.

 

[Travis40]

lol, Boston

 

[Ms.BadExample]

I watched "Hard Justice" too. You boys missed a great PPV. Nash beat Foley & Foley was accidentally busted open around his left eye.

Anyway, if I had to make my case 4 parole to WCW4Ever, I could argue that a woman does not belong in cell with a monster like Mark Henry. And since he's gay, he would have no interest in a chick. So there you have it, WCW4Ever. You're finally defeated. I WIN. THIS THREAD IS OVER.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Logical & I are watching & taping TNA "Hard Justice" now, so we're too busy to post. Just answer the thread dare and quit the name-calling and the empty slurs.

And, btw, this will be my last thread in this forum. So make your counter-posts good. once I'm finished with this thread, I'm finished w this forum, because I've got books to write, Kiniski to interview, my blog to update and women to have. So, Logical, let's back to Hard Justice then check back.

Who the fuck are you, and why should I care if some worthless cunt like you is leaving?

 

[seX-Power]

I watched "Hard Justice" too. You boys missed a great PPV. Nash beat Foley & Foley was accidentally busted open around his left eye.

Anyway, if I had to make my case 4 parole to WCW4Ever, I could argue that a woman does not belong in cell with a monster like Mark Henry. And since he's gay, he would have no interest in a chick. So there you have it, WCW4Ever. You're finally defeated. I WIN. THIS THREAD IS OVER.

Oh my god...

WCW4Ever is... defeated!

BUT I ALREADY WINNED THE STREET FIGHT~!

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Christian's the fuckin' man.