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ou know your a WWE fan if:
1) you KNOW what the rock is cooking
2) you know who spits in the face of people who dont want to be cool
3) You dont get tired of saying "wooo"
4) you say DAMN!, or I'M comming to get you!, or even Your fired a lot.
5) you tell people to SUCK IT all of the time
6) you ask people what theyre gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on them
7)you are SUPER, you are CRAZY, you are SUPER CRAZY
8) you say Hoo-Rah alot
9) you say "What?!" everytime someone finishes their sentance
10) When you do the Hardy boys "hand sign" thing or "YOU CANT SEE MEE"
11) You know what RVD stands for
12) You know what HBK stands for
13) You can name all three members of Extreme Expose
14) you have bought at least one ppv
15)your idea of a one night stand involves the letters E, C, and W
16) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
17)You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW".
18) You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
19) You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
20) If you can actually remember Sting's last public words.(before he joined TNA)
21)If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator.
22) When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match.
23)You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother."
24)You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music.
25) Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
26)You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
27) your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
27) Ypu've opened a can of woop ass.
29) You do the "Flair Strut" or power walk into a meeting at work...
30)You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed
31)Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from "The Man"
32)You win a fight and afterwards you start posing
33) You own more than one wrestling t-shirt
34)When you first watched "The Longest Yard" you were just waiting for Stone Cold to Stun somebody.
35) At a sporting event instead of doing the wave you costantly scream Wooooooo
36)You know you can never watch too much wrestling
37)When you watch a movie with The Rock in it you keep thinking "he sold out"
38)You have ever done a book report on a wrestler's autobiogrophy.
39)You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program
40) when you can roll your eyes to the back of your head.
41) If you need a weapon you chose a sledge hammer, a stop sign, trash can, table, chair, etc.
42) you get an A on your midterm and say that you are gonna have a live sex celebration next week in class
43) you beat down your grandparents and call yourself the Legend Killer
44) When u introduce yourself to sum1 u repeat your last name 10 seconds later(u know Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Keeeeennnnneeeeeddddy.......................Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45) when you check WWE.com everyday just to check news, watch new videos or Heat
46) you know what the Chair Shot Heard 'Round The World is.
47)instead of having a left foot and a right foot, you have a D foot and an X foot
48)your favorite kind of music is Sweet Chin Music
49)you try to spit water like Triple H
50)you have at least one poster of a WWE Superstar on your wall
51)you've raised the X symbol in a public place
52)you have a hard time understanding why some people don't like wrestling
53) you've made your own signs
54)you're in love with one of the Superstars
55) as soon as you hear the first note of "Real American", you get an adrenaline rush 100x that of what you would get from any other superstar.
56) Whenever you walk into a shop you announce:
"(shopname) is Jericho"
57) when u have conversations of dream matches
58) When you know your future theme song, ring gear, finishing move .etc. for when your in the WWE
59 When the only Motorhead song you know is "The Game" or "King of Kings"
1) you KNOW what the rock is cooking
2) you know who spits in the face of people who dont want to be cool
3) You dont get tired of saying "wooo"
4) you say DAMN!, or I'M comming to get you!, or even Your fired a lot.
5) you tell people to SUCK IT all of the time
6) you ask people what theyre gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on them
7)you are SUPER, you are CRAZY, you are SUPER CRAZY
8) you say Hoo-Rah alot
9) you say "What?!" everytime someone finishes their sentance
10) When you do the Hardy boys "hand sign" thing or "YOU CANT SEE MEE"
11) You know what RVD stands for
12) You know what HBK stands for
13) You can name all three members of Extreme Expose
14) you have bought at least one ppv
15)your idea of a one night stand involves the letters E, C, and W
16) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
17)You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW".
18) You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
19) You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
20) If you can actually remember Sting's last public words.(before he joined TNA)
21)If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator.
22) When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match.
23)You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother."
24)You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music.
25) Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
26)You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
27) your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
27) Ypu've opened a can of woop ass.
29) You do the "Flair Strut" or power walk into a meeting at work...
30)You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed
31)Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from "The Man"
32)You win a fight and afterwards you start posing
33) You own more than one wrestling t-shirt
34)When you first watched "The Longest Yard" you were just waiting for Stone Cold to Stun somebody.
35) At a sporting event instead of doing the wave you costantly scream Wooooooo
36)You know you can never watch too much wrestling
37)When you watch a movie with The Rock in it you keep thinking "he sold out"
38)You have ever done a book report on a wrestler's autobiogrophy.
39)You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program
40) when you can roll your eyes to the back of your head.
41) If you need a weapon you chose a sledge hammer, a stop sign, trash can, table, chair, etc.
42) you get an A on your midterm and say that you are gonna have a live sex celebration next week in class
43) you beat down your grandparents and call yourself the Legend Killer
44) When u introduce yourself to sum1 u repeat your last name 10 seconds later(u know Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Keeeeennnnneeeeeddddy.......................Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45) when you check WWE.com everyday just to check news, watch new videos or Heat
46) you know what the Chair Shot Heard 'Round The World is.
47)instead of having a left foot and a right foot, you have a D foot and an X foot
48)your favorite kind of music is Sweet Chin Music
49)you try to spit water like Triple H
50)you have at least one poster of a WWE Superstar on your wall
51)you've raised the X symbol in a public place
52)you have a hard time understanding why some people don't like wrestling
53) you've made your own signs
54)you're in love with one of the Superstars
55) as soon as you hear the first note of "Real American", you get an adrenaline rush 100x that of what you would get from any other superstar.
56) Whenever you walk into a shop you announce:
"(shopname) is Jericho"
57) when u have conversations of dream matches
58) When you know your future theme song, ring gear, finishing move .etc. for when your in the WWE
59 When the only Motorhead song you know is "The Game" or "King of Kings"
