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WWF No Mercy
Cleveland, Ohio
October 17th, 1999
The Godfather (w/Hoes) vs. Mideon (w/Viscera)
What a great way to kick off a PPV, said no one ever. And as expected this sucked more than Godfathers Hoes, who suck dick. YEAH I SAID IT! Godfather gets the better early on until Godfather was ready for the Ho Train, but he noticed Viscera has one of the Hoes by the arm. That distracts Godfather long enough for Mideon so shove him to the floor and delivers a scoop slam to the floor. Viscera get a few cheap shots in before Mideon puts me to sleep by applying a rear chinlock. The Hoes look as bored as I do watching this and begin the laugh at the ring action especially when Viscera takes cheap shots on Godfather right in front of them
Mideon’s heat goes on for way too long. Godfather makes a comeback when Mideon misses a forearm drop and goes to work, Mideon would block a splash and Mideon would try to hold Godfather up against the ringpost for a Viscera splash but he moves and Viscera knocks himself out. He rolls back in and delivers the Ho Train and follows up with a school boy for the win. Post-Match: Godfather would allow the ref to dance with the hoes DUD!
We get highlights from Heat when Triple H says he deserves an Oscar for his performance on SD, when he FAKED! Getting bit by a rattlesnake and suckered Steve Austin in just to assault him in the locker room. He said woman were crying when they thought he was bit
Hunter then says he made everyone a believers and made Vince and Austin look like idiots. Cole then says he made Austin angry and Hunter says yeah has, but Cole is an idiot for not getting it. He says he's made Austin the most pissed off he's ever been, but that’s okay ‘cause he still will be leaving with the WWF Title.Backstage: Michael Cole interviews the WWF Woman’s Champion Ivory; He asked when Ivory debuted did she ever think that one day she would be defending the title against Moolah. Ivory begins to run her and Mae down and says they will never forget when she beats them down.
WWF Women's Championship: Ivory vs. Fabulous Moolah (w/Mae Young)
So Moolah is 70 years old and is getting a title, well that’s just great. And as expected this sucked, it’s two minutes of sloppy and botchy wrestling. At one point Mae gets punched off the apron then gets dropkicked off it too
Ivory then hits a suicide dive but Moolah forgets to catch her and it looks terrible. The match ends when Ivory goes to hit Moolah with the title but Mae gets on the apron to Ivory hits her instead, that allows Moolah to roll her up for the win HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DUD! - -****3/4
We get another Highlight of Heat with Vince McMahon telling Triple H that his game plan to piss Austin off might not work, Tiple H asks him why not. So Vince makes the match No Holds Barred.
The New Age Outlaws vs. The Holly Cousins
This match is happening because on Smackdown last week, the Holly cousins cost the Outlaws the tag titles against the Rock N’ Sock Connection. All 4 men brawl on the ramp straight away, as Dog/Crash get it started in the ring. Until Billy blindsides Crash in the ring and he starts the match even though when the bell rang and Road Dog was in the ring when it happen. Anyway, the Outlaws get the better until Crash throws Dog to the floor and Bob beats on him before rolling him back in as the Hollies go to work on Dog’s back. They do some great cut-off spots during Dog little mini-comebacks, this go on for several minutes. At one point Crash was just about to choke Dog on the ropes as the ref sees it, he goes to talk to Crash about it and all we hear is Billy yell out “I bet you didn’t also see that, IDIOT!”
Great cut-off spot as Bob misses a splash off the top as both men crawl to their respected corners, Bob tags in Crash and just as it looks like Road Dog is about to make the tag Crash shoves him off. Minutes later Bob would hit a picture perfect dopkick, which is the greatest thing he’s ever done. More AWESOME! cheapshots and cheating behind the refs back but again Bob tries to go up top and that allows Dog to fight him off and deliver a superplex off the top. Hot tag to Billy, which hot and made better when the crowd popped for a good 5 straight sends for it. He takes out both Holly guys before hitting a Jackhammer, Bob would throw a chair in but Billy would hit the fame asser on Crash with it as the ref calls for the bell for the DQ. Hardcore you smart son of a bitch, match was fun, tons of fun actually. **3/4Good Housekeeping Match For The WWF Intercontinental Championship: Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett (w/Miss Kitty)
The rules of the match are that, any object you may find around the house, you can use as a weapon. Everything else is still illegal though. During Jeff’s entrance he brings out a kitchen sink AWESOME! Chyna comes out with a mop and a trashcan, the match starts on the floor as they brawl around ringside as there are a shit ton of weapons around and in the ring. Chyna introduces the weapons first as she hits him in the head with a trashcan, salami, toilet seat and even shoving a banana in his mouth. She cleans a table set up at ringside and places Jeff on top, but she panders to the crowd too long allowing Jeff to move out of the way of an elbow drop and she crashes through it. Jeff hits her with a fish and yells “I bet that's not the first time you smelled that before”
He hits her the trash can, ironing board before he whips her to the floor. Miss Kitty puts eggs milk and flower in a bowl but Chyna kicks the flower back into his face and throws the bowl on top of poor Miss Kitty. That allows Jeff to jump her from behind and locks her in the figure-four, Jeff then picks up some tongs but Chyna low blows him and grabs his balls with the tongs Jeff get pied twice before hitting him with the kitchen sink for two. Ref bump as Miss Kitty brings in the belt and Jeff hits Chyna with it for the win.Post-Match: Jarrett begins to leave the ring, but Teddy Long tells him he can’t use the IC title belt to win the match, cause that’s not a household item so he restarts the match
Jeff is pissed some he tries to lock him in the figure-four but Chyna stops it by hitting him in the head with guitar for the win WHAT! Pretty sure that’s not household item ‘cause I know my house doesn’t have one. Finish aside this was a lot better than it should have been but thanks to weapons and silly food spots that somehow entertained me. I had fun watching it. **3/4The Rock vs. The British Bulldog
This was a pretty decent feud, well the video package made it look that way. This feud started because both guys wanted to win the WWF title but the other guy kept costing the other guy the title. LOL @ one point in this the Rock, Rock bottomed Bulldog in a huge pile of dog shit
Lawler point out straight away that Rock doesn’t give a shit about being one half of the tag champs, so that’s why he didn’t have it with him. Bulldog also gives a guy the finger during his entrance, what a heel. The match starts off fast with a ton of brawling really showing the angry from both men. Bulldog even hit Rock in the head with a chair and Earl Hebner let it fly; see where he was during the last match. THAT FUCKIN’ TEDDY LONG! Back in the ring, and Bulldog tries his best to slow down the Rock but Rock was just too much for him. OH SHIT! I think Bulldog was trying to do the Flair flip bump, but he mistimed it and almost commit suicide by hitting the mat. Cause no way a guy who was out for months due to a back injury would try that. Both men go back-and-forth for a bit until Bulldog hits a delayed vertical suplex before locking in side headlock for rest. Rock manages to fight out, but they mistimed a Samoan drop and it looks terrible, the Bulldog takes over with a sneaky low blow but he misses a running boot and hits the ropes, allowing Rock to hit him with a DDT for two. Bulldog hits the powerslam for two and goes for another but Rock slips out and delivers the Rock Bottom followed by the people’s elbow for the win. Really solid match here, but it felt more like a Raw match. Bulldog was pretty much done here and didn’t need to be in the ring longer than 6 minutes. **1/2
Ladder Match: Edge and Christian vs. “The New Brood” The Hardy Boyz
The winner of the match gets 10 grand and Terri Runnels as a manager. Time to see if this still holds up as the greatest Tag Team Ladder match of all time, all for got right at it with E&C getting the better but as they go for the ladders the Hardyz jump them, we get some sweet double teams from E&C as again they go for the ladders, now the Hardyz hit some double teams as they signal Gangrel to bring them a ladder but one of the refs say no and send him to the back. That allows Edge to dropkick a ladder back into Jeff’s face and as he falls the ladder bounced onto his face. Christian hits a sweet springboard crossbody onto Matt and he goes to climb the ladder. Edge pulls him off and Matt tips him off. We gets a tug of war with Christian and Jeff, with Christian getting the better placing him wedged in between the ladder and the corner, Christian then runs the ladder and dropkicks Jeff but when he crashes he falls onto the ladder. E&C whip Matt into the ladder but when they go for a double team Edge hits the ladder ‘cause Matt moved. Jeff then tried to climb the ladder, but Christian cuts him off by hitting him with an inverted DDT off it. Christian climbs the ladder now by Matt cuts him off by back suplexing him off. Matt now climbs it by Edge powerbombs him off and begins to climb, Jeff sees this and climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a flying dropkick taking him out. The Hardyz place Edge ontop of the ladder and Jeff connects with a swanton on top of him. They whip him into the ladder and hit poetry in motion into Christian before throwing the ladder into his face. Matt sets up the ladder in the corner as Jeff leapfrofs over it crashing onto Christian with a legdrop AWESOME! The Hardyz try to climb the ladder but Edge comes in taking both of them out using the ladder as a weapon and he tries to climb it by Matt throws a ladder into his back sending him to the mat. At one point, The Hardyz try a double team with a ladder by Edge rolls under as Christian hits both men with crossbodies onto the ladder. E&C place Matt up against the turnbuckles in a seated position and kick the ladder into his dick
the then begin to sandwich the shit out of Jeff in between the ladders as the fan count to 10 They flapjack Matt into a ladder sending him to the floor as they set up ladders side by side. Jeff takes out Christian as both Edge and Jeff battle on top with Edge hitting a downward spiral off the top Edge begins to climb again but Matt cuts him off with a fuckin’ neckbreaker off the ladder. Jeff and Christian now battle and Christian hip tosses Jeff off as Matt rams the head of Matt with the ladder sending him to the floor. Edge sets one ladder on top of another and attempts to suplex Jeff onto it but Matt makes the save as Jeff catapults to the other end hitting both Matt and Christian in the face. HOLY SHIT! All 4 now begin to climb the ladder oh so slowly, and then all 4 men get shoved down with all 4 crashing onto the top rope. Christian and Jeff landed crotch first as Matt and Edge landed on their necks. OH SHIT! They’re all climbing again as Edge shoves Matt off but as he bounces off he falls into Christian and Jeff knocking them off but Jeff manages to catch himself onto Edge ladder knocking him off and Jeff grabs the cash for the win. HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT! This match holds up and then some, I loved that the story is they keep the focus on the trying to get the bag of money at all times, and not doing spots for the sake of them. But as a result we got AWESOME FUCKIN’ SPOTS! ****1/2
We get highlights of heat when Mankind was looking for The Rock to give him an advanced copy of his book. He asked Hardcore and Crash where he was, and they said he was in the bathroom. Mankind went in and slid it under the stall to give to him
As he walks out he see the Rock passing him and he asks the Rock does he have his book, Rock has no idea what he’s talking about. Mankind goes back into the bathroom to get the book when Val jumps him as so we now have this match.The Rock comes out to the ring and gets on the mic, he says he wants to challenge the winner of Triple H vs. Stone Cold for the WWF Title. He says when he wins the title, all his fans can let him know he’s the people champ. Suddenly, as the Rock is leaving Triple H attacks him with a sledgehammer hitting him 4 times in the ribs with it. GREATEST MOTHERFUCKIN’ HEEL OF ALL MOTHERFUCKIN’ TIME.
Val Venis vs. Mankind
Val brings the book out with him, man you wanna talk about some physical fun. Mankind doesn’t come out straight away ‘cause he’s busy with the Rock’s injury. Mick says he’s coming out with the title and gonna win the match for him. Val tries to get the jump early as they brawl around ringside and it was fun. LOL not being able to pick Mick up 30 seconds in, he isn’t that fat. Mick gets the better for the opening as they battle in the ring at Mick gives him a legdrop to the mid-section of Val he signals for the end but instead he tries to go into Val’s pants for Rocko cause this feud started when Val stole it from him
They battle for it but Mick does eventually pull it out but Val low blows him and puts the sock back in his pants, more brawling around ringside as Mick grabs a chair and sets it up slamming Val’s head into it. He goes for a bulldog but Val counters into a backsuplex with the back of Mick head crashing into the chair. As he gets up Mick delivers the mandible claw out of desperation but Val shoves him into the post back head first twice before rolling him back in and grabbing a chair, he tries to use it but Teddy Long takes it away as Mick fights back but the chair is still there and Val Russian legsweeps him into the chair. Val now begins to work the back of the head and its damn good, he gets super aggressive and less sexual taunting. Man Val looks a million buck here and for one of the few times I’m really enjoying him here. He drops and elbow off the middle rope to the back of the head but instead of going for the cover he goes for the Money Shot but Mick moves and begins his comeback first by hitting the double arm DDT for two. Mick goes for socko and Val pulls out rocko, both men give one another the Mandible claw as Val falls on top of Mick for the win. Post-Match: Mick beats up Val and takes back Rocko that scares Val away as Mick now has Rocko and the book back; all is good in the world. Man this was fun and it this Val showed up more often I might have liked him. **3/4
Backstage: EMT’s are still looking after the Rock, as JR wonders why they haven’t taken him to the hospital yet :hm:
Elimination Match: X-Pac vs. Kane vs. Bradshaw vs Faarooq
Kane and X-Pac are in the middle of some dissension thanks to everyone treating X-Pac different due to his lack of size. Kane just wants to be friends and hopes X-Pac ignores it, but X-Pac doesn't want to be treated differently. Acolytes are still good buddies here so I wonder why WWF just didn’t book a elimination tag match with the winners getting a tag title show in the “future” Oh well, good shit early on as Bradshaw catch X-Pac on a crossbody before squashing him up against the ringpost and slamming him on the floor. Kane and Bradshaw start but it’s mostly Acolytes vs. Kane until out of nowhere Kane hits Faarooq with a fuckin’ enzuigiri
That leads to X-Pac tagging in. X-Pac wants to go but Kane doesn’t he wants to friends and begins kicking at him but Kane takes him out with a clothesline, as Bradshaw tags in but Pac tags Faarooq in and Bradshaw jumps him AWESOME! They begin to brawl, but Faarooq tags in Pac and as it looks like he’s about to leave Faarooq throws Pac into Bradshaw’s way who takes his head off with a sweet clothesline. The Acolytes now begin to work of Pac, making sure Pac can’t tag in Kane turning this into a fuckin’ tag match. Pac’s bumping for the heat on this was amazing as he dies on everything and made the meanness of the Acolytes look great. This goes on for several minute of Pac showing a ton of heart as these big bastards beat the shit out of him, until he manages to fight out of a fall away slam from the top and connects with a tornado DDT on Bradshaw. Pac begins to crawl to Kane but stops when he gets to his feet, showing that he wants to be taken serious and that he wants to beat guys bigger than him. But Kane blind tags himself in and connects with the clothesline off the top to Bradshaw, he takes out both Acolytes members and Chokeslams Bradshaw eliminating him, Pac heads up top and hits Kane with a spinning kick to eliminate him. Match is down to Pac and Faarooq, they brawl on the floor a Faarooq tries to give him the dominator on the floor but Pac counters into a DDT on the floor. Back in, and Faarooq counters the bronco buster with a spine buster. Faarooq tries to dive onto Pac but Pac catches him in a botched X-Factor for the win. This was really solid and fun, Pac showing a ton of heart and that size doesn’t matter was great fun. X-Pac would be turned heel a couple of weeks later so this was pretty useless. **3/4
Backstage: The EMT’s are now bandaging the Rocks ribs up as he winces in pain.
No Holds Barred Match For The WWF Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Triple H
Hunter comes out with the sledge hammer but Vince come out and takes the hammer away, so Hunter punches him in the face as Vince drops the hammer (just remember that) Typical Austin/Hunter match here we get a get a damn fun brawl that goes from one side of the stage to the other both men take some hard bumps as their not falling on padding it’s all basketball hardwood floor. They now begin to brawl in the crowd and we can’t see what going on cause a sea of fans are crowding them. At one point Austin grabs one of these huge camera and swings it knocking Hunter over they finally make to ringside now but Austin crotches Hunter on the rails and clotheslines him into the crowd for more AWESOME brawling, he tries to piledrive Hunter onto the wood but He backdrops Austin instead, Hunter tries to pedigree Austin on the wood but Austin would counter and sends Hunter crashing into the wood and back to ringside. They would after 9 minutes of brawling have finally gotten in the ring but the ref if out so the bell hasn’t rung yet. Austin would hit the stunner but we have no ref, Austin pulls him back in but Hunter is back in and tires another stunner but Hunter shoves Austin in the ref knocking him to the floor. Hunter would deliver a pedigree to Austin by we have no ref until Hebner runs down and counts to two. Hunter is pissed and he has a shoving match with Hebner before Austin begins to beat him from one side of the ring to the other. Austin throws Hunter over the announce table that busted Hunter opens, they brawl some more with Austin using JR’s headset to choke him with it before bringing him back in the ring for a series of near falls but Austin just wants revenge so he sends him to the floor before throwing him into the steps, more choking by Austin but Hunter manages to grab the ring bell and smacks Austin in the head with it twice. Hunter suplexs Austin on top of the Spanish table that looked and sounded sick, Hunter would bring Austin back in but he couldn’t manage to keep Austin down so he targeted the knees of Austin, you know the knees that Hunter destroyed at SummerSlam with 10+ chair shots and was the reason why Austin hasn't wrestled in 3 months. But I will admit as smart as that was, after 15+ minutes of amazing brawl to see Hunter try to keep him grounded instead of attempting to kill him was weird but I understood it. You can’t get hit with a Stunner if Austin is on his back, plus he want to see how bad his knees are. Also Austin no selling it at all times really hurt it, dammit Steve. Hunter finally realized that Austin was no selling the knees so he went to get a chair, but Austin fights away knocking the chair away, Hunter would climb to the top turnbuckle but Austin would meet him on top and suplexs him for two. Austin grabs the chair now and dishes out revenge with chairs to his knees with chair shots, but out of desperation Hunter low blows him as Rock comes out holding his ribs with one hand and the sledgehammer in the other. He comes into the ring and swings the hammer at Hunter but he ducks and Rock hits Austin by mistake, Hunter would pedigree Rock and covers Austin for the win. Post-Match: Hunter celebrates but Austin no sells the rib show and they brawl to the back as Chyna has a limo set up and they get away. First 15 of brawling were great but when Austin began to no-sell leg work that hurt the match a lot. And the finish was predictable as fuck but hey I was fine with it cause Hunter is still champion. ***1/2 - ***3/4
