WWE's Spring Cleaning

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RAW April 6th, 2015

The show starts with Seth Rollins in panic mode in the locker room all because his WWE World Heavyweight Championship is missing. Flipping things over, throwing a tantrum, etc. Then Vince's music hits to a big pop and out he comes out with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.

*welcome back* chants fill the arena

Vince: WELCOME EVERYONE!!!!!!! TO MON-DAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! And now, as we move past WrestleMania, we also enter A NEW DAY in WWE.

And for the low low price of $9.99, you all had the pleasure of witnessing three championships change hands. First was the incredible Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship, with the winner of that and NEW Intercontinental Champion, DANIELLLLLLL BRRRRRRRYAN!!!!!!!

*crowd cheers and begins Yesing*

Vince: Yes! Yes! Yes! Daniel Bryan is indeed your Intercontinental Champion. Also, we all got to witness the end of another undefeated streak, and no, this streak was not broken by Brock Lesnar, it was Rusev's streak and it was ended by JJJJJJJJJJJJOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*mixed reaction*

Vince: Now, now, quiet down, because you won’t want to miss this. You see, back at WWE Headquarters, there is business that needs to be attended to, and as you all know, the Authority is always best for business, but as the old saying goes, there is always space for improvement, no matter how long you've been in the business, and that also applies to this championship I have on my shoulder right now. First, I am here to address the state of this championship. Last week, there was controversy when Seth Rollins was set to defend against the former champion and now suspended Brock Lesnar. You see, what Seth Rollins did was come out here for the match and as soon as the bell rung, Rollins immediately left the ring and declared that he would NOT be defending his title tonight, and then left, and then you all saw the chaos that ensued with Brock Lesnar soon after. Now some may enjoy what Brock Lesnar did, and a certain somebody made a certain business decision as a result and made sure it benefited Seth Rollins. Well, I call it instigation, and instigation in WWE will not be today, not tomorrow, not next week, has never been, and will never be tolerated. As a result of that, I HEREBY STRIP SETH ROLLINS OF THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

*loud cheers and some loud boos*

Vince: QUIET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vince: I am not finished speaking yet. Earlier I mentioned that today is the start of a new day in WWE, and that means IT IS TIME TO CLEAN UP THIS COMPANY!!!!!!!!! So with that being said, tonight will be the last night that The Authority will have the day to day operations of Raw and Smackdown under control. We have appointed a team of new general managers for both Monday Night Raw and Friday Night Smackdown. The new Raw and SmackDown GMs will be making their identity known later on tonight and also this Thursday night on SmackDown, so now, of course, things are still in control for tonight. As far as this championship goes, yes, there will be a new WWE World Heavyweight Champion crowned soon. And the new GMs have already arranged for there to be a 16 Man Tournament, and no, this tournament will not include Seth Rollins, starting tonight and with the finals being at our next pay per view, Extreme Rules, available exclusively on the WWE Network and only for the low price of...............

Vince and the crowd all in unison: $9.99! Thank you everybody and enjoy the new WWE!!!!!!!!

 

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After a few undercard singles matches, Vince returns to the ring.

Vince: Now, now, it is time to reveal to you your new POWER COUPLE!!!!!!!! They will be in charge of the Raw and SmackDown operations as well as running NXT alongside William Regal. And I am also here to announce that we now have a business partnership with their promotion Reality Of Wrestling!!!!!! So without further ado, you're new on screen authority of the WWE, BOOKER T AND SHARMELL!!!!!!

 

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After a few undercard singles matches, Vince returns to the ring.

Vince: Now, now, it is time to reveal to you your new POWER COUPLE!!!!!!!! They will be in charge of the Raw and SmackDown operations as well as running NXT alongside William Regal. And I am also here to announce that we now have a business partnership with their promotion Reality Of Wrestling! So without further ado, you're new on screen authority of the WWE, BOOKER T AND SHARMELL!!!!!!

*crowd semi pop*



(Booker comes to the ring still in a neckbrace)

Booker: First and foremost, Mr. McMahon, wait, can I call you Vince in this case?

Vince: I'd prefer Mr. McMahon

Booker T: Okay, that is more than fine with me. Anyway, myself and Sharmell would like to thank you for presenting us with this wonderful oppurtunity to be in charge of the day to day operations on screen, which means we will be in charge of anything and everything related to Raw, SmackDown, and of course NXT which there we will be alongside our good friend William Regal.

*Booker T chants from the crowd start*

Booker: Thank you, thank you. And with that in mind, while we technically are still the owners of Reality of Wrestling, the FLAGSHIP OF TEXAS. WRESTLING.

*crowd cheer*

We now have a partnership with WWE. And what that means is we are proud to announce that from now on, ALL Reality of Wrestling shows will be broadcast on the WWE Network. ONLY for the low price of.....

Crowd: $9.99

Booker: That's right! While yes, we do have a television deal here in the state of Texas, we want Reality of Wrestling to be seen worldwide, whether it be on your smartphones, computers, tablets, whatever it may be that you use to watch the WWE Network, Reality of Wrestling will now be included. And once in a while, we will have ROW Showcase matches here on Raw, SmackDown AND NXT!

And now we have the participants of the tournament that will start later on tonight..

(music plays and names and faces appear on the titantron)

BRAY.. WYATT

5 seconds

DANIEL.. BRYAN

5 seconds

MARK.. HENRY

5 seconds

CE--SARO

5 seconds

KANE

5 seconds

THE BIG SHOW

5 seconds

RANDY.. ORTON

5 seconds

SHEAMUS

5 seconds

FINN.. BALOR

5 seconds

RUSEV

5 seconds

RYBACK

5 seconds

ROMAN.. REIGNS

5 seconds

DEAN.. AMBROSE

5 seconds

JACK.. SWAGGER

5 seconds

DOLPH.. ZIGGLER

5 seconds

and JOHN.. CENA

And with our first First Round match.. Bray Wyatt vs Mark Henry