First response was to vote Aids for all of these, but...
The Dirty Cop : For some reason
KLockard23 could play that off really well.
The Crazy Neighbor :
Stopspot. He'll be back their setting off fireworks and abruptly dancing in the front yard and having way too loud of sex and shit before my curmudgeonly ass throws things at him. Repeat the next day.
The Town Drunk : Can totally see
Aids Johnson having a pretty singing voice before nighttime when he's slowly dragging himself home from the bar wondering where his underwear went.
The Town Idiot :
ZERO will be yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" whenever anything foreign comes in to town, thinking it's a relevant reference
The Corner Prostitute : Hopefully
Lady Deathbane because we'd all love her for it.
That Girl Next Door : Think
GrammarNazi82 can be bait for all the little girl scouts and the peeping toms all at once. :gusta:
The Conspiracy Theorist : Ohhh,
Britanica... Don't eat that candy bar! It was made with the blood of some random insect we've never heard of! Rawr!
The Neighborhood Watch Leader :
Crayo who'd probably scare the ne'redowells with his face. Or just call Solidus with his sniping skills.
The Neighborhood Thief :
Jonathan. Using his super-special-spidey powers to de-fuse bombs and steal our valued possessions. (And probably Aids' underwear)
The Peeping Tom :
deth
The Strip Club Owner :
Senhor Perfect, since he's basically like Deth except classier and richer.
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