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Monday Night Raw Supershow
LIVE September 1st, 2008
San Juan Puerto Rico
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Vince McMahon stood backstage, arms crossed in front of his chest as he stared at the small monitor’s before him. He was in the production truck with his loyal crew, watching the opening pyrotechnique’s display with a smile.
“Good work guys, the crowd looks crazy.â€
“Thanks Mr. McMahon.†Replied Adam Penucci.
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“ Hello everyone and welcome to a very special edition of WWE Monday Night Raw! I am Jim Ross and with me as always, is Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. What a show we have tonight.†Chime din Jim Ross as he sat at ringside.
Jerry Lawler was next to him, a smile on his face. “No doubt about it JR! The main event, Randy Orton challenging John Cena for his WWE title… it’s worth it alone!â€
Cue some country rock music, as the crowd boo.
“ Well, here are two men who have been stagnant for awhile King.†Says JR “Think they’ll turn it around tonight?â€
Lawler lets out a short chuckle “They better hope so!â€
Out from behind the curtain emerge Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade. Cade is sporting a cowboy hat and Murdoch is wearing his usual trucker cap.
“ The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 501 Pounds… Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch!†Announces Lillian Garcia with her usual giant smile.
Both heels pose to decent heat, although neither seems to have lit the crowd on fire.
“ Well King, this is not the team these two young men want to face right now.â€
“ You got that right.†Replied King. “You want to talk about home field advantage?â€
Cue some Caribbean beats as out steps Eddie Colon & Eric Perez, who has a Puerto Rican flag and is waving it as the crowd goes wild.
“ And their opponents!†The crowd starts screaming now… almost unnaturally. “From San Juan Puerto Rico… They are Eddie Colon & Eric Perez… the Puerto Rican Nightmares!â€
The crowd are going crazy as the young men play it up, really waving the flag and trying to get their people behind them.
“ Can you believe this response King?â€
“ It’s unreal; these fans just won’t stop screaming. Security can barely hold them back!â€
Ross nervously eyes them, as Security guards push the fans back, some even go so far as to taser them. “Well, Puerto Rican fans are known for their passion for the sport.â€
The Puerto Rican Nightmares vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
The match begins with Cade a Colon locking up, the crowd still going nuts as Eric Perez actually looks visibly nervous. Cade powers his smaller foe into a side headlock, but seems distracted.
“ Boy… uh… these fans sure are wild tonight aren’t they King?â€
“I’ll say…â€
Lawler starts to get grabbed himself as he quickly stands up and faces the crowd. “Hey you idiot! Stop trying to touch me!â€
Security seems to be having problems, as the crowd starts to pull them over the barricade.
“Uh, folks… we might have to… let go of me you!†Ross suddenly loses his headset as the fan spull him into the crowd in a scene of total mayhem. One than bites down hard on his shoulder as JR let’s out a hellish scream, blood pouring down his shirt. Lawler reaches to get him, but the crowd start to falls over the barricade and bury him under their mass before chewing away on the Burger King.
Trevor Murdoch seems to have seen enough, as he steps off the ring apron to assist a member of the security team. He pulls him back… but his face is half eaten! Murdoch let’s out a shocked scream as the fans grabs at his arms, as the redneck starts slapping them away. Eric Perez grabs his flag now, stepping down and swinging at some of the fans who are starting to pour over the ring barricade.
Eddie Colon has seen enough, probably used to fan invasions like this due to his past in the country. He leaves the ring, heading up the entrance ramp as he kicks away the reaching arms of the fans. Lance Cade seems stunned as the ring starts to become surrounded. “What the…â€
He starts to look around; realizing very soon that the entire ring is surrounded and the fans are beginning to crawl under the ropes. “Get away! What is wrong with you people?â€
Cade looks into their eyes… their red, bloodshot eyes. They reach out, groaning as he backs up, only to have someone grab his ankle! He looks down and let’s out a scream as the flesh is ripped from his calf.
“ What the hell? Help me!†Cade screams, but Eric Perez, if you can even call him that anymore, drags Cade down and begins to chew away at him as the crowd pile on top.
Eddie Colon looks back one more time from the top of the ramp, his eyes widening in terror as he sees the crowd collapsing the ring before heading towards him.
Results: Jerry Lawler, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Jim Ross & Eric Perez are UNDEAD.
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“What the hell was that?†screams Vince McMahon, his face a bright red from rage. “They are killing my wrestlers!â€
Kevin Dunn, sweating like he’s in a sauna, replies. “I… I don’t know.â€
“Call for help dammit! I don’t need some insane riot ruining my companies reputation!†McMahon moves to an empty seat in the production truck, plopping down as he let’s out a sigh.
“Our line is dead sir.â€
It was going to be a long night.
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Brian Kendrick shook his head. “I can’t just leave him out there Paul! Lance is my friend; I am going to get him.â€
London grabbed Kendrick, who was in his gear. “I don’t know man, those fans are crazy…â€
“All the more reason to help my friend. Now do you want to help me or not?â€
London sighs as both men heads towards the ring but suddenly come across a very scared Eddie Colon.
“Hey man, why didn’t you help them out?†asks Kendrick with a hint of anger.
“They… they are crazy! If I were you two, I’d stay away from there.†With that, Colon keeps on moving, almost running as he paces through the expansive halls of the arena.
Undeterred, London & Kendrick head towards the ring. They reach the curtain before London stops his partner. “Wait, we should bring weapons. Just in case.â€
Kendrick nods, grabbing a small steel pipe which is part of the RAW set before handing a similar one to his partner. “This should help us deal with these rowdy bastards.â€
London nods. “Ok, so we leave on three right?â€
“Right.†Kendrick takes a deep breath. “One…â€
“Two…â€
Suddenly a hand grabs his shoulder as he instinctively raises his weapon in self defense.
“Whoa!†The petite figure of Ashley Massaro raises her hands. “What are you guys doing?â€
“I’m trying to help my friend, we have to-“
Suddenly a fan falls through the curtain, sending Paul London to the ground as he grabs at the former Cruiserweight champion. “Ah! Get him off of me!†London pushes, shaking as he sees the man’s discolored face and open mouth.
“Hey, let go of him or I’ll…â€
The ‘fan’ bites London’s forearm, causing the young man to yelp before Kendrick has seen enough, smacking his partner’s attacker across the back of the skull with the pipe. The fan looks up, his head slightly dented as its clear now.
It’s Lance Cade.
“Lance, what are you do-“ Suddenly two more figures fall through the curtain, grabbing as Kendrick as he swings again, smacking Eric Perez in the neck and toppling him over as he tries to push Trevor Murdoch back. “Help… me…â€
Murdoch has the same red eyes as the fans before, his mouth wide open before he collapses. Kendrick looks down to see a bleeding Paul London has smashed Murdoch’s knee. “Come on!†The tag partner head out, grabbing Ashley by the arm as they stare back at their three attackers.
Results: Paul London has been bitten and is bleeding heavily from his forearm. Brian Kendrick & Ashley Massaro are unharmed. Eddie Colon is running somewhere backstage.
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We find ourselves in Edge’s locker room. The World champion is seated, running a hand through his hair as his Edgeheads Hawkins & Ryder nervous stand next to him.
“So…†says Ryder. “What’s the plan boss?â€
Edge looks up. “What’s the plan? We have a bunch of psychotic Puerto Ricans around and you want me to have a plan? Look, my plan is simple. You two will go out and find Chavo, Bring him back here and get some food too. We will just wait it out until the army or whatever show up and deal with these morons.â€
“Uh… do we really have to go outside dude?†Asks Hawkins, a small bead of sweat dripping down his forehead. “Those fans looked a little crazy.â€
Edge sighs before pointing towards a small table. “Grab a couple of chairs. If anyone gets in your way, smack them. Got it?â€
Ryder and Hawkins nod, grabbing their weapons and standing by the door. “Are you sure you aren’t coming Edge?â€
He shoots both men a cold stare as they nod before disappearing.
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Zach Ryder was scared. Who could blame him for that really? His friend wasn’t of much help either, although Hawkins did seem a bit more confident. “So… any idea where Chavo is?â€
“I think he said he was going to the bathroom… but I am not sure.†Hawkins scratches his head. “We could check the one down the hall. Looks like the fns have been kept out of here so far.â€
As the two men head towards the restroom, they hear a long drawn out groan before they slowly turn. Slowly hobbling towards them is Chavo Guerrero. “Oh hey man, we’ve been looking for you?â€
“You know what dude? I just remembered that he was signing autographs before. That’s why he was… uh… Ryder trails off as they notice the large amount of blood on various spots on Chavo’s body. “Hey, were you attacked too man?â€
Chavo keeps stepping forward, slowly lumbering towards the blond men.
“Look, Edge said we need to bring you back. So let us help car-“
As Hawkins reached for Chavo’s shoulder, he suddenly lunged at him, grabbing at Hawkins and opening his mouth wide as he tackled the Edge Head to the ground. “AHHHH! DUDE HE’S FUCKING CRAZY!â€
Ryder grabs at Chavo, pulling him up and throwing him aside. “What’s your malfunction bro?â€
CHavo crawls onwards, ripping at Zach Ryder’s boots as he backs away.
“Oh shit… look!†Ryder points past Chavo, as we see several fans lumbering towards the two men.
Hawkins grabs his partner’s arm. “Forget Chavo man, he’s gone loco! Let’s just get the hell out of here!†The two men quickly exit, running off as the fans and Chavo slowly pursue…
Results: Chavo Guerrero is UNDEAD. Zach Ryder & Curt Hawkins are scared, but unharmed.
Edge orders the Edgehead to find Chavo
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“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!â€
CM Punk backed up to the cold, stone wall as he stared at the hoard of undead fans. “I mean it! Piss off!â€
He looked around nervously. It was clear Punk was afraid as he backed up, bumping into someone. “Oh, thank god. Val, can you help me out here?â€
Venis groaned his skin a chalky white as he grabbed Punk and sunk his teeth deep into the Straight Edge wrestlers neck. “Wha… Ugh…†Punk gurgled, blood pouring out of his mouth as he fell to the ground, the fan zombies joining in on the feast.
Results: Val Venis is UNDEAD. CM Punk is DEAD.
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JBL sat in his limo, scratching at the back of his neck as he looked across at the man seated with him. “Can you believe this crap?â€
“It’s crazy.†Said the massive frame of Mark Henry. “Watchu think we should do?â€
Bradshaw, looked out of his window, seeing various fans around the parking lot chasing staff members around. “Hell son, I say we run.†JBL pushed down on his intercom. “Yo Pablo, we are heading out of here, you got it?†There is no reply as JBL sighs. “Hey, I said we re going! What part don’t you understand?†JBL reaches for his door handle, but suddenly a body slams on his window, groaning as he backs away in fear. “Shit…â€
It was Pablo. And JBL wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Result: JBL & Mark Henry are trapped in the limo, but unharmed.
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Shawn Spears was scared.
He had been called up to the main roster no more than two weeks ago, and now this? And people say Colin Delaney is unlucky. As Spears nervously moved around backstage, he knew he was in trouble. Most people had at least one other person around them. Him? He was new. He was alone.
At least, he thought he was alone.
“AH!†Spears screamed as a man slowly walked up to him. “Please don’t kill me!â€
“Kill you? Why the hell would I do that?†The figure started to become clear to Spears, who let out a sigh in relief. “I need al the help I can get. Now stand up.â€
Spars grabbed the man’s arm. “Thanks Mr. Helms.â€
He smirked. “Please, call me GregoH SHIT!†Helms pulled Spears away as Super Crazy reached for him, groaning. His hair was almost gone; revealing patches a white skin as he pursued the two men.
“Uh…†Spears acted quickly, grabbing a nearby box. “We can hit him with this!â€
Helms nodded, as he began to lure Crazy towards him. “Come on you son of a bitch.†Crazy inched closer and closer as Shawn Spears raised the box high above his head before sending it crashing down, cracking open Crazy’s skull as he collapsed under the weight. Some blood sprayed onto Helms, who looked rather disgusted as he wiped it off.
“Thanks.â€
Spears laughed nervously. Killing Super Crazy wasn’t how he had pictured his first night on Raw.
Results: Super Crazy is Super DEAD. Shawn Spears & Gregory Helms are unharmed, and have formed an alliance.
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Eddie Colon continued to run backstage, terror almost taking him over as he reached his desired room. He wildly slammed his closed fists on the door. “OPEN UP BRO!â€
The door swings open, as Carlito is on the other side. “Oh jeez, what’s wrong Eddie? I am busy here.â€
“It’s… a problem.â€
“I’m sure you can handle…â€
“No Carlito… THE problem.â€
Carlito looked around before pulling his brother into the room and closing the door.
Results: Carlito & Eddie Colon are now in a room together. Family yay!
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Jay Bradley quickly moved around backstage. On the end of his hand was the lovely Layla El. They weren’t a couple. In fact, the two had barely known each other. “Ok, stay close to me.†Layla nodded, gripping a small can of mace in her hand. She had dealt with crude characters before, and she was prepared to defend herself.
Bradley was lost. He wouldn’t tell it to Layla, but he really had no clue where he was going. As the two turned a corner, they saw just how bad their direction was.
“Oh fu-“ Bradley was suddenly falling to the ground as Eric Perez land on top of him, pinning him down as he bit into Bradley’s forearm. “FUCK! GET OFF OF ME ERIC!†Layla screamed and looked up, spraying an oncoming Trevor Murdoch’s face.
He was not slowed down.
Layla than threw the small can, stunning Murdoch briefly as she ran off. “You bitch! How cou… ugh…†Bradley felt a second set of teeth close around his ankle... the teeth of Lance Cade. He let out one last scream before blacking out.
Results: Layla El ran off, and is unharmed. Jay Bradley is UNDEAD, but at least he doesn’t need to be worried about being lost anymore.
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He let his hand slide along the long, wooden handle. He was solid, in itself a brutal weapon. He smirked through his long ragged hair, the sort of smirk any wrestling fan would recognize in an instant.
He slowly raised the handle, straightening it out and letting his end rest in front of his face.
A large steel mallet.
Oh, it was time to play the game.
Result: Triple H has a Sledgehammer. This is a situation where holding someone down would probably help people.
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Alive:
Vince McMahon (unarmed) is in the production truck.
Eddie Colon & Carlito (unarmed) are in Carlito’s dressing room.
Brian Kendrick (Steel Pipe), Ashley Massaro & Paul London (Bitten arm & with a steel pipe) Are wandering backstage
Edge (unarmed) is in his dressing room
Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder (Wielding Steel Chairs) are returning to Edge’s locker room.
JBL & Mark Henry (unarmed) are in JBL’s limo
Shawn Spears & Gregory Helms (unarmed) are wandering backstage
Layla El (unarmed) is running in fear backstage
Triple H (With a Sledge Hammer) is in a private locker room
Undead:
Jerry Lawler – Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Jim Ross - Attacked by fans at the start of Raw.
Trevor Murdoch - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Eric Perez - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Lance Cade - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Chavo Guerrero – Presumably attacked during autograph session.
Val Venis - Unknown
Jay Bradley – Infected by Lance Cade & Eric Perez.
Dead:
CM Punk – Was eaten alive by Val Venis and numerous Zombies.
Super Crazy – Had his head crushed by Shawn Spears. He was a zombie.
Monday Night Raw Supershow
LIVE September 1st, 2008
San Juan Puerto Rico
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Vince McMahon stood backstage, arms crossed in front of his chest as he stared at the small monitor’s before him. He was in the production truck with his loyal crew, watching the opening pyrotechnique’s display with a smile.
“Good work guys, the crowd looks crazy.â€
“Thanks Mr. McMahon.†Replied Adam Penucci.
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“ Hello everyone and welcome to a very special edition of WWE Monday Night Raw! I am Jim Ross and with me as always, is Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. What a show we have tonight.†Chime din Jim Ross as he sat at ringside.
Jerry Lawler was next to him, a smile on his face. “No doubt about it JR! The main event, Randy Orton challenging John Cena for his WWE title… it’s worth it alone!â€
Cue some country rock music, as the crowd boo.
“ Well, here are two men who have been stagnant for awhile King.†Says JR “Think they’ll turn it around tonight?â€
Lawler lets out a short chuckle “They better hope so!â€
Out from behind the curtain emerge Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade. Cade is sporting a cowboy hat and Murdoch is wearing his usual trucker cap.
“ The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 501 Pounds… Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch!†Announces Lillian Garcia with her usual giant smile.
Both heels pose to decent heat, although neither seems to have lit the crowd on fire.
“ Well King, this is not the team these two young men want to face right now.â€
“ You got that right.†Replied King. “You want to talk about home field advantage?â€
Cue some Caribbean beats as out steps Eddie Colon & Eric Perez, who has a Puerto Rican flag and is waving it as the crowd goes wild.
“ And their opponents!†The crowd starts screaming now… almost unnaturally. “From San Juan Puerto Rico… They are Eddie Colon & Eric Perez… the Puerto Rican Nightmares!â€
The crowd are going crazy as the young men play it up, really waving the flag and trying to get their people behind them.
“ Can you believe this response King?â€
“ It’s unreal; these fans just won’t stop screaming. Security can barely hold them back!â€
Ross nervously eyes them, as Security guards push the fans back, some even go so far as to taser them. “Well, Puerto Rican fans are known for their passion for the sport.â€
The Puerto Rican Nightmares vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
The match begins with Cade a Colon locking up, the crowd still going nuts as Eric Perez actually looks visibly nervous. Cade powers his smaller foe into a side headlock, but seems distracted.
“ Boy… uh… these fans sure are wild tonight aren’t they King?â€
“I’ll say…â€
Lawler starts to get grabbed himself as he quickly stands up and faces the crowd. “Hey you idiot! Stop trying to touch me!â€
Security seems to be having problems, as the crowd starts to pull them over the barricade.
“Uh, folks… we might have to… let go of me you!†Ross suddenly loses his headset as the fan spull him into the crowd in a scene of total mayhem. One than bites down hard on his shoulder as JR let’s out a hellish scream, blood pouring down his shirt. Lawler reaches to get him, but the crowd start to falls over the barricade and bury him under their mass before chewing away on the Burger King.
Trevor Murdoch seems to have seen enough, as he steps off the ring apron to assist a member of the security team. He pulls him back… but his face is half eaten! Murdoch let’s out a shocked scream as the fans grabs at his arms, as the redneck starts slapping them away. Eric Perez grabs his flag now, stepping down and swinging at some of the fans who are starting to pour over the ring barricade.
Eddie Colon has seen enough, probably used to fan invasions like this due to his past in the country. He leaves the ring, heading up the entrance ramp as he kicks away the reaching arms of the fans. Lance Cade seems stunned as the ring starts to become surrounded. “What the…â€
He starts to look around; realizing very soon that the entire ring is surrounded and the fans are beginning to crawl under the ropes. “Get away! What is wrong with you people?â€
Cade looks into their eyes… their red, bloodshot eyes. They reach out, groaning as he backs up, only to have someone grab his ankle! He looks down and let’s out a scream as the flesh is ripped from his calf.
“ What the hell? Help me!†Cade screams, but Eric Perez, if you can even call him that anymore, drags Cade down and begins to chew away at him as the crowd pile on top.
Eddie Colon looks back one more time from the top of the ramp, his eyes widening in terror as he sees the crowd collapsing the ring before heading towards him.
Results: Jerry Lawler, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Jim Ross & Eric Perez are UNDEAD.
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“What the hell was that?†screams Vince McMahon, his face a bright red from rage. “They are killing my wrestlers!â€
Kevin Dunn, sweating like he’s in a sauna, replies. “I… I don’t know.â€
“Call for help dammit! I don’t need some insane riot ruining my companies reputation!†McMahon moves to an empty seat in the production truck, plopping down as he let’s out a sigh.
“Our line is dead sir.â€
It was going to be a long night.
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Brian Kendrick shook his head. “I can’t just leave him out there Paul! Lance is my friend; I am going to get him.â€
London grabbed Kendrick, who was in his gear. “I don’t know man, those fans are crazy…â€
“All the more reason to help my friend. Now do you want to help me or not?â€
London sighs as both men heads towards the ring but suddenly come across a very scared Eddie Colon.
“Hey man, why didn’t you help them out?†asks Kendrick with a hint of anger.
“They… they are crazy! If I were you two, I’d stay away from there.†With that, Colon keeps on moving, almost running as he paces through the expansive halls of the arena.
Undeterred, London & Kendrick head towards the ring. They reach the curtain before London stops his partner. “Wait, we should bring weapons. Just in case.â€
Kendrick nods, grabbing a small steel pipe which is part of the RAW set before handing a similar one to his partner. “This should help us deal with these rowdy bastards.â€
London nods. “Ok, so we leave on three right?â€
“Right.†Kendrick takes a deep breath. “One…â€
“Two…â€
Suddenly a hand grabs his shoulder as he instinctively raises his weapon in self defense.
“Whoa!†The petite figure of Ashley Massaro raises her hands. “What are you guys doing?â€
“I’m trying to help my friend, we have to-“
Suddenly a fan falls through the curtain, sending Paul London to the ground as he grabs at the former Cruiserweight champion. “Ah! Get him off of me!†London pushes, shaking as he sees the man’s discolored face and open mouth.
“Hey, let go of him or I’ll…â€
The ‘fan’ bites London’s forearm, causing the young man to yelp before Kendrick has seen enough, smacking his partner’s attacker across the back of the skull with the pipe. The fan looks up, his head slightly dented as its clear now.
It’s Lance Cade.
“Lance, what are you do-“ Suddenly two more figures fall through the curtain, grabbing as Kendrick as he swings again, smacking Eric Perez in the neck and toppling him over as he tries to push Trevor Murdoch back. “Help… me…â€
Murdoch has the same red eyes as the fans before, his mouth wide open before he collapses. Kendrick looks down to see a bleeding Paul London has smashed Murdoch’s knee. “Come on!†The tag partner head out, grabbing Ashley by the arm as they stare back at their three attackers.
Results: Paul London has been bitten and is bleeding heavily from his forearm. Brian Kendrick & Ashley Massaro are unharmed. Eddie Colon is running somewhere backstage.
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We find ourselves in Edge’s locker room. The World champion is seated, running a hand through his hair as his Edgeheads Hawkins & Ryder nervous stand next to him.
“So…†says Ryder. “What’s the plan boss?â€
Edge looks up. “What’s the plan? We have a bunch of psychotic Puerto Ricans around and you want me to have a plan? Look, my plan is simple. You two will go out and find Chavo, Bring him back here and get some food too. We will just wait it out until the army or whatever show up and deal with these morons.â€
“Uh… do we really have to go outside dude?†Asks Hawkins, a small bead of sweat dripping down his forehead. “Those fans looked a little crazy.â€
Edge sighs before pointing towards a small table. “Grab a couple of chairs. If anyone gets in your way, smack them. Got it?â€
Ryder and Hawkins nod, grabbing their weapons and standing by the door. “Are you sure you aren’t coming Edge?â€
He shoots both men a cold stare as they nod before disappearing.
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Zach Ryder was scared. Who could blame him for that really? His friend wasn’t of much help either, although Hawkins did seem a bit more confident. “So… any idea where Chavo is?â€
“I think he said he was going to the bathroom… but I am not sure.†Hawkins scratches his head. “We could check the one down the hall. Looks like the fns have been kept out of here so far.â€
As the two men head towards the restroom, they hear a long drawn out groan before they slowly turn. Slowly hobbling towards them is Chavo Guerrero. “Oh hey man, we’ve been looking for you?â€
“You know what dude? I just remembered that he was signing autographs before. That’s why he was… uh… Ryder trails off as they notice the large amount of blood on various spots on Chavo’s body. “Hey, were you attacked too man?â€
Chavo keeps stepping forward, slowly lumbering towards the blond men.
“Look, Edge said we need to bring you back. So let us help car-“
As Hawkins reached for Chavo’s shoulder, he suddenly lunged at him, grabbing at Hawkins and opening his mouth wide as he tackled the Edge Head to the ground. “AHHHH! DUDE HE’S FUCKING CRAZY!â€
Ryder grabs at Chavo, pulling him up and throwing him aside. “What’s your malfunction bro?â€
CHavo crawls onwards, ripping at Zach Ryder’s boots as he backs away.
“Oh shit… look!†Ryder points past Chavo, as we see several fans lumbering towards the two men.
Hawkins grabs his partner’s arm. “Forget Chavo man, he’s gone loco! Let’s just get the hell out of here!†The two men quickly exit, running off as the fans and Chavo slowly pursue…
Results: Chavo Guerrero is UNDEAD. Zach Ryder & Curt Hawkins are scared, but unharmed.
Edge orders the Edgehead to find Chavo
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“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!â€
CM Punk backed up to the cold, stone wall as he stared at the hoard of undead fans. “I mean it! Piss off!â€
He looked around nervously. It was clear Punk was afraid as he backed up, bumping into someone. “Oh, thank god. Val, can you help me out here?â€
Venis groaned his skin a chalky white as he grabbed Punk and sunk his teeth deep into the Straight Edge wrestlers neck. “Wha… Ugh…†Punk gurgled, blood pouring out of his mouth as he fell to the ground, the fan zombies joining in on the feast.
Results: Val Venis is UNDEAD. CM Punk is DEAD.
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JBL sat in his limo, scratching at the back of his neck as he looked across at the man seated with him. “Can you believe this crap?â€
“It’s crazy.†Said the massive frame of Mark Henry. “Watchu think we should do?â€
Bradshaw, looked out of his window, seeing various fans around the parking lot chasing staff members around. “Hell son, I say we run.†JBL pushed down on his intercom. “Yo Pablo, we are heading out of here, you got it?†There is no reply as JBL sighs. “Hey, I said we re going! What part don’t you understand?†JBL reaches for his door handle, but suddenly a body slams on his window, groaning as he backs away in fear. “Shit…â€
It was Pablo. And JBL wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Result: JBL & Mark Henry are trapped in the limo, but unharmed.
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Shawn Spears was scared.
He had been called up to the main roster no more than two weeks ago, and now this? And people say Colin Delaney is unlucky. As Spears nervously moved around backstage, he knew he was in trouble. Most people had at least one other person around them. Him? He was new. He was alone.
At least, he thought he was alone.
“AH!†Spears screamed as a man slowly walked up to him. “Please don’t kill me!â€
“Kill you? Why the hell would I do that?†The figure started to become clear to Spears, who let out a sigh in relief. “I need al the help I can get. Now stand up.â€
Spars grabbed the man’s arm. “Thanks Mr. Helms.â€
He smirked. “Please, call me GregoH SHIT!†Helms pulled Spears away as Super Crazy reached for him, groaning. His hair was almost gone; revealing patches a white skin as he pursued the two men.
“Uh…†Spears acted quickly, grabbing a nearby box. “We can hit him with this!â€
Helms nodded, as he began to lure Crazy towards him. “Come on you son of a bitch.†Crazy inched closer and closer as Shawn Spears raised the box high above his head before sending it crashing down, cracking open Crazy’s skull as he collapsed under the weight. Some blood sprayed onto Helms, who looked rather disgusted as he wiped it off.
“Thanks.â€
Spears laughed nervously. Killing Super Crazy wasn’t how he had pictured his first night on Raw.
Results: Super Crazy is Super DEAD. Shawn Spears & Gregory Helms are unharmed, and have formed an alliance.
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Eddie Colon continued to run backstage, terror almost taking him over as he reached his desired room. He wildly slammed his closed fists on the door. “OPEN UP BRO!â€
The door swings open, as Carlito is on the other side. “Oh jeez, what’s wrong Eddie? I am busy here.â€
“It’s… a problem.â€
“I’m sure you can handle…â€
“No Carlito… THE problem.â€
Carlito looked around before pulling his brother into the room and closing the door.
Results: Carlito & Eddie Colon are now in a room together. Family yay!
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Jay Bradley quickly moved around backstage. On the end of his hand was the lovely Layla El. They weren’t a couple. In fact, the two had barely known each other. “Ok, stay close to me.†Layla nodded, gripping a small can of mace in her hand. She had dealt with crude characters before, and she was prepared to defend herself.
Bradley was lost. He wouldn’t tell it to Layla, but he really had no clue where he was going. As the two turned a corner, they saw just how bad their direction was.
“Oh fu-“ Bradley was suddenly falling to the ground as Eric Perez land on top of him, pinning him down as he bit into Bradley’s forearm. “FUCK! GET OFF OF ME ERIC!†Layla screamed and looked up, spraying an oncoming Trevor Murdoch’s face.
He was not slowed down.
Layla than threw the small can, stunning Murdoch briefly as she ran off. “You bitch! How cou… ugh…†Bradley felt a second set of teeth close around his ankle... the teeth of Lance Cade. He let out one last scream before blacking out.
Results: Layla El ran off, and is unharmed. Jay Bradley is UNDEAD, but at least he doesn’t need to be worried about being lost anymore.
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He let his hand slide along the long, wooden handle. He was solid, in itself a brutal weapon. He smirked through his long ragged hair, the sort of smirk any wrestling fan would recognize in an instant.
He slowly raised the handle, straightening it out and letting his end rest in front of his face.
A large steel mallet.
Oh, it was time to play the game.
Result: Triple H has a Sledgehammer. This is a situation where holding someone down would probably help people.
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Alive:
Vince McMahon (unarmed) is in the production truck.
Eddie Colon & Carlito (unarmed) are in Carlito’s dressing room.
Brian Kendrick (Steel Pipe), Ashley Massaro & Paul London (Bitten arm & with a steel pipe) Are wandering backstage
Edge (unarmed) is in his dressing room
Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder (Wielding Steel Chairs) are returning to Edge’s locker room.
JBL & Mark Henry (unarmed) are in JBL’s limo
Shawn Spears & Gregory Helms (unarmed) are wandering backstage
Layla El (unarmed) is running in fear backstage
Triple H (With a Sledge Hammer) is in a private locker room
Undead:
Jerry Lawler – Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Jim Ross - Attacked by fans at the start of Raw.
Trevor Murdoch - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Eric Perez - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Lance Cade - Attacked by fans at start of Raw.
Chavo Guerrero – Presumably attacked during autograph session.
Val Venis - Unknown
Jay Bradley – Infected by Lance Cade & Eric Perez.
Dead:
CM Punk – Was eaten alive by Val Venis and numerous Zombies.
Super Crazy – Had his head crushed by Shawn Spears. He was a zombie.
Btw, good choice killing Punk 
: I was round Bradley's house when he copied this! The lazy bugger did what I did, but a lot less shamelessly. Or is it more?
