WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like them there are Funny!

[Super Saiyan Goku]

Note please don't take the serious I just made then up for fun not for hate ok yes 1st 3 I did not make up but the other are all my! I will come up with more if I get positive feel back!​

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What do you call any HHH match?​

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!​

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How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb​

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Why does Vince want to go to heaven?​

Because he has no chance in hell!​

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What do you do when you see and Undertaker?​

Try to find god before Undertaker come for you!​

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Why does Maria Kannelis have sex with CM Punk after WWE go off the air?​

So people don't see people don't hear then Edgeing in the bedroom of the Straight Edge in there relationship! ​

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Why is CM Punk the "Best Wrestler in The World" ?​

Because in WWE this is no other TRUTH top star anymore in WWE!​

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Why does Kelly Kelly not should sign of date a wrestler that she work with almost ever day?​

Hmmm? Uh "OH YET"!​

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Why did John Cena cross the road?​

To get away for the REAL Fans of WWE who are running after him to get THE FUCK OUT OF WWE!​

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Why did Brock Leaser leave WWE back in 2004?​

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To go find some Foot-BALL!​

 

[Asskicker]

RE: WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like think there Funny!

I only liked the first one Randy the rest are eh lol

 

[Super Saiyan Goku]

RE: WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like think there Funny!

I only liked the first one Randy the rest are eh lol

Not even Kelly one or the Cena 1?

 

[Crayo]

You didn't make up all of these at all.

 

[Super Saiyan Goku]

You didn't make up all of these at all.

I did make most of then up! the only 1 I did not make up were the 1st 3! All the other are my!
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I only liked the first one Randy the rest are eh lol

How about this

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Why did Brock Leaser leave WWE back in 2004?​

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To go find some Foot-BALL!​

 

[SpaceR]

Stale.

Q: Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?
A: A police officer.

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/wwejokes.html

 

[Cloud]

What did John Cena say to his English teacher after he got a C?

You can't C me!


Not my joke btw just bored and can't sleep so bumped a random Gohan thread.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Hilarious.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

Terrible. Just shut up, okay, go to college, and forget about ever being a comedian. Okay? Okay.

 

[Farooq]

I need to be drunk and fucked up on speed to think this is funny.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I need to be drunk and fucked up on speed to think this is funny.

OH HELL NO! YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!

Wait, you aren't Dat Kid?

 

[Farooq]

OH HELL NO! YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!

Wait, you aren't Dat Kid?

I'm not straight and I hate looking at the edge of cliffs.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I'm not straight and I hate looking at the edge of cliffs.

i'll toast to that.

 

[Farooq]

i'll toast to that.

Oh I'll toast something alright :ksi:

 

[Aids Johnson]