Wwe : New Blood Rising

[LKO]

Hello Folks,

Good ol JR here with the Ross Report for this week. As you all may or may not have noticed. The WWE has been dropping like lead balloons. The product...for lack of a better word has just...sucked. I have never been one to say anything that I didn't mean and folks I don't like where the WWE is right now. Some superstars are getting their pay checks and not putting on a quality show for the paying WWE fans. Vince McMahon has left to begin work on his new Sports product. Which honestly sounds like it will tank quicker than the XFL. It's supposedly a mix of MMA and Baseball. By god, I'm not sure how that even works. Folks we are in a bad way and something needs to happen soon.

Til Next Time,
Jim Ross

WWE - New Blood Rising
Its January 2009. The WWE Has hit the worse slump in its illustrious history. Ratings are down. The superstars of the past are hold the federation hostage with creative clauses and lack luster in ring efforts. TNA has fallen and most of the wrestlers have made their way to WWE for less money. Vince McMahon has washed his hands with the WWE and is now investing in a new sport mixing baseball and MMA. In a last ditch effort Shane McMahon has taken over. Bringing with him an elite group of young writers and assembled the best young talent in the federation.Some stars you know. Some stars you will know. The WWE is changing. The roster split has been removed in order to save ratings. New Blood is Rising.


ROSTER


CHRISTIAN CAGE
SHAWN MICHAELS
BATISTA
JOHN CENA
CM PUNK
MR. KENNEDY
SAMOA JOE
REY MYSTERIO
JEFF HARDY
AJ STYLES
ALEX SHELLEY
CHRIS SABIN
AUSTIN ARIES
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
MATT HARDY
R-TRUTH
CHARLIE HASS
PAUL LONDON
KAZ
RANDY ORTON
CHRIS JERICHO
HHH
EDGE
UMAGA
MVP
ABYSS
CARLITO
KANE
ROBERT ROODE
SHELTON BENJAMIN
ELIJAH BURKE
JOHN MORRISON
HOMICIDE
KENNY DYKSTRA
SENSHI
THE BRIAN KENDRICK
GAVIN SPEARS
CHAVO GUERRERO
CURT HAWKINS
ZACH RYDER​

 

[The Anigma]

This looks to be pretty good. I'm curious to see where this goes--what rivalries you're going to be developing and the works. lol @ Vince creating a sport that mixes MMA and Baseball. I'll be checking out your first show. Feel free to check out The Commencement if you'd like.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

I don't really like the layout thus far. Plus, you should always put someone's full names when in the roster. 'HBK' doesn't really cut it. You have Robert Roode twice as well. It seems like you just threw this together in a matter of minues.

I wish you luck, and hopefully, you can prove me wrong.

 

[LKO]

Honestly that one mistake happen while trying to organize my roster and put everyone in their respective places. Trust me, I have thought out my BTB and my first event will prove that this is anything but rushed.

 

[LKO]

Wwe Raw

Show: Monday Night Raw
Date : Monday January 5, 2009
Location: Ford Center, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

[Monday Night Raw starts live from the Ford Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. There is no Pyro, no theme music as Shane McMahon stands in the ring.]


SM : Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to WWE Monday Night Raw. (Crowd Pops) As you all may or may not have heard my father has went on another venture and left the WWE in my control. (Crowd Pops) Now as far as how things have been going as of late, I know, it’s been bad. You people have been giving your hard earned money to us and we have not been properly rewarding you for your loyalty and commitment to the WWE. With that said, that trend ENDS tonight. As of now the roster has been downsized. ECW and Smackdown, cancelled. Raw is the Main Show and we will do everything in our power to entertain the fans EVERY WEEK. (Crowd Pops) Now I know everyone is wondering what will happen to Smackdown and ECW’s stars and champions. Well, they are still apart of this company. However all of these champions can’t fit on one show so tonight. We will have unifications of the World titles, the Tag titles, and the US and Intercontinental championships. Also there will be a 6 pack challenge to name the number one contender at Royal Rumble. At the end of the night, every wrestler, in every division will know where they stand and tonight EVERY fan will be satisfied. I promise that this federation will return to its glory days and that tonight will spark the beginning of a NEW ERA.

Michael Cole : Shane sounds serious King.

King : If Shane is anything like his father. Tonight is going to change the WWE forever.


[Shane McMahon’s music hits and he leaves the ring. As The show goes to commercial break.]


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[The crowd pops as John Cena is walking down the hallway his World title on his shoulder. He suddenly stops and the camera pans to show HHH standing in front of Cena, HHH adjusts his title on his shoulder before speaking.]

HHH: Y’know, I’m kind of glad this match is happening tonight. Mainly because everyone knows that I am the ONLY true champion in the WWE. You can’t even hold a candle to me and YOU know it.

JC: Oh, excuse me…were you talking to me? The World Heavyweight Champion? John Cena? The man who has beaten you in the past and will beat you tonight? Oh I’m sorry I thought you were talking to that giant booger in your nose….Here let me get that for you…on second thought never mind.

[HHH snarls.]

HHH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yuck it up. You’re a real comedian. Anyone who’s seen The Marine knows that. Just know this. Tonight, whether I pin you or Matt Hardy. Your little Title run is over. And the GAME will reign supreme as the champion of champions, and KING of KINGS.

“Um Excuse me. Did someone say Matt Hardy?”

[HHH turns around to see Matt hardy standing with his ECW title hanging in his hands. John Cena leans over to looks past Matt Hardy and playfully waves.]

MH: It seems to me that both of you have this thing confused. There will only be one victor and that man will be V…1! And then when its all said and done. I will go on to be the greatest champion EVER.

JC: We’ll see about that young man.

[HHH frowns and just walks away as the scene cuts to ringside.]

Michael Cole : Three Way Unification match to pick the new Undisputed Champion TONIGHT![/B]


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MATCH 1
WORLD / WWE TAG TITLES UNIFICATION MATCH
The Miz And John Morrison [WWE Tag Team Champions] vs. The Golden Experience (Shelton Benjamin & Elijah Burke) [World Tag Team Champions]

Both teams made their way to the ring. John Morrison looked especially irritated as he tossed his belt to the referee which looked hard even though the camera was in slow motion. The Referee held up the titles as Burkeand Benjamin coversated in the corner over strategy. The Bell rung and John Morrison walks right past the MIZ who is trying to give him the “Let’s do this” high five and walks out of the ring. The Miz looks up the ramp confused as Elijah Burke takes advantage and nails the Miz with the Elijah Experience. Elijah Burke quickly covers The Miz as the referee counts the 1..2..3! The Golden Experience are the WWE World Tag Team Champions. The Miz is still on the ground in shock by the actions of his partner and the lost of the titles they held for so long.

The Golden Experience defeats The Miz and Morrison to become the WWE World Tag Team Champions.

King : John Morrison just left The Miz hanging. And Burk and Benjamin took full advantage.

Michael Cole : John Morrison looked like he just didn’t care.


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[Christian is in his locker room pacing when Edge enters. The crowd pops for the sight even though both competitors aren’t fan favorites. Christian stops in his tracks and both men stare at each other.]

CC : Sup?

Edge : Nothing much…I had heard you resigned and had to come and welcome you back.

CC : Whoa whoa whoa, I don’t need any welcoming parties…

[Edge looks shocked.]

CC: I NEED A HUG! Good to see you bro.

[The two shake hands and give each other the manly hug.]

Edge: Its been too long.

CC: Who ya tellin? Who would of thought it, that we would of went on to do such great things.

Edge : I know right, two former world champions who all started right here in the WWE. I mean man, you were one of the first Light heavyweight champions. And you remember what we did in the tag division. Who cares if you went to a low level fed and won their world title. You won it.

CC : Yeah I ….wait a minute. What are you trying to say?

Edge : Nothing I’m just saying that federation wasn’t that respectable, that’s all.

CC: What? I’m shocked…I thought I was the only one who thought that.

[They both crack smiles.]

CC: Walk with me, talk with me. We have plenty catching up to do.

[They both walk out of the locker room as the scene fades.]

[/B]

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MATCH 2
US TITLE/ INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH
Jeff Hardy[ Intercontinental Champion] vs. M.V.P [United States Champion]


The Bell Rings. Jeff Hardy and MVP meet up in the middle of the ring. MVP baits Jeff Hardy into a test of strength in which MVP doesn’t even bother doing he just boots Jeff Hardy in the midsection before walking around the ring pointing to his head as if saying that he is too smart. MVP continues through the match grounding the Legend Thriller with big forearms to the back and sleeper holds. Jeff Hardy’s big break finally comes when he is knocked into a corner. MVP comes flying into the corner for the Player’s Boot but Jeff moves and MVP hits groin first. He stumbles back out of the corner only to be hit with the Whisper in the wind. Jeff tries to get the cover but MVP is too close to the ropes and puts a boot on the bottom rope. Jeff Hardy tiredly climbs to his feet and signals to the crowd for the Swanton Bomb. He climbs onto the apron and slow begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the top rope and lowers his head to check his footing. Mistake, MVP catches hardy in the head with a hard Boot. Hardy collapses to the mat as MVP pins the unconscious Hardy with Rope assistance to add insult to injury. MVP gets the 1...2...3. The ref hands MVP Both titles as help rushes from the back to assist Jeff Hardy.

MVP defeats Jeff Hard to become Unified US/Intercontinental Champion.



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[Cameramen are rushing down the hallways as EMTs are surrounding someone. The crew finally gets a good view of the victim to reveal World Heavyweight Champion , John Cena. On the ground next to his prone body is a sledgehammer. Shane McMahon walks into the scene.]

SM: WHAT HAPPENED?

[Everyone shrugs. Shane McMahon picks up the Sledgehammer.]

SM: I know who’s responsible.

[Shane storms off as the scene cuts to ringside.]


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[The old ECW theme blasts over the PA as Paul Heyman steps onto the stage. The crowd gives him a nice reaction as the ECW originator paces the ramp, mic in hand.]


Paul Heyman: Now I Know its been a while since you all saw me on your TV screens, and with good reason. Vince McMahon took my creation, MY BABY, ECW and destroyed everything it stood for. He took what was one a highly praised company and turned it into a comical BRAND of sports entertainment. A “breeder” band for the stars just not “good” enough to be on Raw or Smackdown. ECW would have been better off DEAD. At least then the memories and the tradition would of not been tainted by Vince McMahon. But you know what…I am here for one and one reason alone. REVENGE. I am going to taint this federation the way ECW was tainted and bring DESTRUCTION to the WWE and I and only I will decide the fate of the WWE. My work has already started. Soon you all will know what I am TRULY capable off.


[The OLD ECW theme fires up and Paul Heyman slowly backs up before walking backstage.]


Michael Cole : What the hell did that mean? Did he have anything to do with what happened to Cena?


KING: We know who took out Cena, It was HHH. Clear as day. Whatever Heyman is up to…ain’t good. You can bet your bottom dollar on that.


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MATCH 3
SINGLES MATCH
Homicide vs. R Truth



The Match starts with a brawl. Both men exchanging blows. Truth gets the advantage driving Homicide into the corner with some consecutive blows. R Truth hits some back elbows before the ref steps in between. Homicide takes advantage of this and pokes Truth in the eyes. Homicide then flies out of the corner with a heavy clothesline that takes Truth out. The match continues with both men exchanging big moves. The match finally concludes with Homicide catching Truth with a Gringo Killer but Truth twists out of it and hits Homicide with a Knee to the GUT. Truth flies into the ropes and hits his AXE KICK for the 1...2..3.


R Truth defeats Homicide


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[HHH is in his locker room lacing his boots when Shane McMahon walks in with the sledgehammer.]

SM: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

HHH: Whoa there Shano, what the hell are you talking about?

SM : YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WHY’D YOU TAKE OUT CENA?

HHH: What?

SM: Cena was just taken out by a sledgehammer a few minutes ago. Sounds like someone. You know, guy calls himself the game. Always uses a sledgehammer.

HHH: Oh come on. That’s not right and you know it. If I went out there and kicked someone’s ass. I stay and kick their ass again when they woke up. I’m no coward. You have to be a coward in order to sneak attack someone. And you have to be afraid of that person to be a coward. I’m not afraid of Cena and I’m not a coward. I was more than willing to take him on in that ring.

[Shane McMahon takes a moment and thinks about…]

SM: Whether you did it or not, the match tonight. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS. And Cena is not out of the match should he be cleared and the match isn’t over yet, he is more than welcome to participate.

[Shane walks out as HHH frowns.]


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MATCH 4
SIX MAN TAG
CM Punk, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles vs. Robert Roode, Carlito, and Kenny Dykstra.

The match starts with AJ Styles and Robert Roode. Robert Roode quickly grounds the high flying Styles. Keeping him out of his corner as he and his partners trade tags with regularity. It isn’t until Carlito gets in the ring and begins arguing with a fan about his braids that Styles is able to tag in Samoa Joe. Who comes in and takes out Carlito with a huge running STO. Roode flies in the ring and flies right back out as Joe meets him with running single legged dropkick. Kenny Dykstra runs in the ring and is tossed out as Joe Screams to the crowd. Joe tags in CM Punk and heads to the outside where AJ planchas onto the three opponents on the outside and a brawl ensues. CM Punk slams Carlito into the steps before sliding into the ring.. Kenny Dykstra slides into the ring and runs at CM Punk for a clothesline but CM Punk lifts Dykstra to his shoulder for the GTS but Dykstra slams a fist across CM Punks jaw and CM collapses to the mat. Dykstra covers and the ref turns his attention to the ring. 1...2...Styles tries to break it up…3! Kenny Dykstra quickly slides out of the ring with a shocked but cocky lookon his face as he has led his team to the upset victory. Joe and Styles check Punk who is out in the ring. Dykstra lifts up his right hand as he backs up the ramp reveal BRASS KNUCKLES. Kenny Dykstra has Stolen one.

Kenny Dykstra, Robert Roode, and Carlito defeat CM Punk, Aj Styles, and Samoa Joe.


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MATCH 5:
6 PACK CHALLENGE FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP AT ROYAL RUMBLE.

Michael Cole : Who’s in this match?

King : I’m guessing we will find out shortly.

The Count Down begins and soon we know the first entrant in the match is Chris Jericho. He makes his way down to the ring as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Jericho circles the ring before “VOICES” fires up and the crowd erupts for the Third Generation star, Randy Orton, as he makes his way down to the ring. Randy Orton slides into the ring as Chris Jericho climbs out. As Orton’s entrance finishes “I Walk Alone” hit’s the PA and Batista comes out to a nice reaction. Batista and Orton stare each other down in the ring as Chris Jericho watches from the outside. “JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES” Christian makes his way down the ramp as the PEEPS erupt at the site of Captain Charisma who is making his first appearance on WWE television in years. Christian stands outside of the ring. Shawn Michaels’s music fires up and he makes his way down the ramp to a nice reaction. “You Think You Know Me” Edge’s theme fires up and the smoke fills the stage as Edge makes his way out to the jeers of the crowd. Edge makes his way down the ramp and slides in to the ring. All men are in the ring now. The Bell Sounds and the match begins…The match is very fast paced with everyone breaking up into there respected battles. Christian and HBK pair up as Edge and Batista battle it out. Randy Orton and Y2J battle before Christian comes over to help Y2J after taking out HBK with a sneaky low blow. The match continues on with double teams and sneaky moves. Until the match finally turns. Christian is tossed out of the ring by Batista. Batista turns around only to catch some Sweet Chin Music, Batista doesn’t laydown right away he stumbles and is speared by Edge. Edge stands up celebrating but catches an RKO from Randy Orton. Randy Orton stands to his feet and tries turn Edge over for the cover but receives a Code Breaker. HBK tries to catch Y2J with Sweet Chin Music but Y2J catches the leg and locks him the walls of Jericho. The ref checks HBK who looks like he may tap. Chris Jericho is going to do it. HBK crawls towards the ropes…but Jericho drags him back to the middle of the ring. HBK is about the tap. Wait. Christian is in the ring. Christian rolls up Batista with some tight assistance. The ref quickly notices and counts the 1...2...3 before Jericho notices what’s going on Christian has won the number one contendership! Christian quickly climbs out of the ring and up the ramp as Y2J throws a tantrum in the ring.

Christian defeats Batista, Randy Orton, Edge, Shawn Michaels, and Chris Jericho to become number one contender.

Michael Cole : Christian just stole it from Jericho.

King: What a return for Captain Charisma.

Michael Cole : The question remains. Who will he face at Royal Rumble HHH, the injured John Cena, or Matt Hardy.

King: You didn’t even have to say Matt Hardy’s name. We know he isn’t winning.

Michael Cole : Stranger things have happened.

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Michael Cole: And its time for the main event.

KING: Will Cena show up? And did HHH really attack his opponent earlier.

Michael Cole : And Can Matt Hardy upset the world.

KING: No, Cole. Stop mentioning him.

MAIN EVENT
WWE/WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT/ ECW TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH
Triple H[WWE CHAMPION] vs. Matt Hardy[ECW CHAMPION] vs. ?????John Cena[WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION]????

Matt Hardy makes his way to the ring first to a nice ovation. HHH comes out next. He removes his belt and stares up the ramp not even paying attention to Matt Hardy. Cena’s music fires up but he never comes out and the referee is forced to begin the match. HHH dominates Matt Hardy. Hitting him with hard blows and slaming him hard to the mat with spine busters and suplexes. Matt Hardy tries to mount a comeback but HHH takes him out with a flying knee. HHH begins to pound on Matt Hardy bursting him open . HHH lifts Matt Hardy up and hits him with the pedigree. He covers…1...2..HHH lifts Hardy’s head. HHH slides out of the ring and goes under the apron he picks up his sledgehammer and climbs back into the ring. HHH waits on Hardy to get to his feet but Hardy is to beaten. HHH lifts Hardy to his feet and is hold him by his hair while talking trash. Suddenly Cena’s music hits and he sprints from the back waist bandaged wincing as he runs. He drops his title on the ground and slides into the ring. HHH pushes Matt Hardy out of the rin g and prepares for the fight. Cena and HHH begin to exchange blows as the crowd erupts. John Cena gets the advantage and tries to lift HHH up for the FU but his body hurts so bad he can’t get him up. HHH slides down Cena’s back and takes out Cena’s knee. HHH lift’s Cena to his feet and goes for the Pedigree but Cena flips HHH over with a back body drop.Cena and HHH are down. Matt Hardy is stirring. He slides into the ring but is unfortunately out of it and can’t manage to take advantage. HHH and Cena slowly get to their feet when suddenly the lights dim. A voice can be heard laughing over the PA system. The lights return and the voice belongs to Paul Heyman who is laughing on the entrant ramp. Umaga, Kane, and Abyss stand behind him. In the ring HHH and Cena and Matt Hardy have been taken out. However Matt Hardy is laid out and his leg is covering HHH! The ref has no choice. He makes the count…1...2...3! MATT HARDY IS THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! The crowd erupts as Matt Hardy is even aware of what the hell has happened.

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[Paul Heyman is on the ramp clapping.]

PH: I TOOOOOOOLD YOU. I TOOOOLD ALL OF YOU. THESE three men behind me are my instrments of destruction. These three men, Umaga, Kane, and Abyss are MONSTER’S INC! These three men took out Cena and made it appear as if HHH did it. These three men just took out all three competitors in the main event. And well while it wasn’t planned, these three men just Made Matt Hardy , ha ha ha, The Undisputed Champion. I can see it now. Tomorrow all of the website‘s will be going nuts. They will try to analyze what happened. They will write about it in there blogs. Try to think of catchy names for whats happening…I already have one. This my friends…this is….HEYMAN’S REVENGE.

[“Counting Bodies Like Sheep” by A Perfect Circle begins to play as Heyman stands triumphantly, his three monster’s standing behind him. The show closes with a shot of Monster’s Inc on the ramp and the destruction in the ring on the titantron.]

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Royal Rumble (Card So Far)

Royal Rumble Match

WWE Undisputed Championship Match
Christian vs. Matt Hardy ©
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[LAURINAITIS33]

Best Match-6 Pack challenge- I like Christian getting over here

Worst Match-6 Man Tag-Don't like Dykstra picking up the win

Best Promo-Triple H/Shane lockeroom-Seemd well in their character in real life right now

Worst Promo-The End, don't like Monster's Inc. Would have preferred other wrestler's like Big Show or even Taker to make it stronger. I don't see Umaga Kane or Abyss as threats to HHH or Cena.

Additional: You bring in TNA guys then have them all lose in their first show. I don't count Cage since he was already in WWE. But the first thing people see out of Styles and Joe. To think about it would have been fantastic if it would have been Joe with Heyman and he took out Cena and HHH. That would have been an awesome debut and put Joe right their in the main event quickly. But I really like Joe lol.

 

[LKO]

WWE:NBR Raw Episode 2

Show : WWE Monday Night Raw
Date: Monday January 12, 2009
Location: Scotttrade Center St. Louis, Missouri

It has been a week since the WWE was on live television and the wrestling world is still rocking! As the Royal Rumble is quickly approaching, Shane McMahon was good on his promise that the WWE would never be the same. The New Era continued as Monday Night Raw invaded St Louis, Missouri! There were many questions on our mind as we went into Raw. What would Shane McMahon do about Monster’s Inc and Paul Heyman? How would HHH and John Cena react to Matt Hardy’s shocking victory? Speaking of which what would Matt Hardy say on his history making victory? We didn’t have to wait long to find out.

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“OOOOOOOOOOOHH YEAHHHHHHHHHâ€

[Matt Hardy’s music fired up and the crowd erupted as V1 exploded from backstage with his Undisputed Championship wrapped tightly around his waist. He threw up his hands in his signature V1 hand signal and he strutted down the ramp. V1 climbed into the ring and was handed a microphone.]

MH : You know, this is unreal.

[crowd pop]

MH: Never in my life did I think that I would be standing in front of you today with this belt around my waist and this smile on my face.

[crowd pop]

MH: Now don’t get me wrong, I always wanted to be a champion. And I always new there was a possibility that I could be come, a champion. But with the condition that the WWE has been in, I thought my dream was long gone. But my dream…like me…never left…it never ran…it never hid…IT…NEVER…DIED. AND NOW… I STAND BEFORE YOU, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE ENTIRE WWE!

“IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEEE!â€

[Triple H’s music hit and The Game made his way from the back looking quite infuriated. The Game climbed in the ring removed the microphone from his back jean pocket and got in Matt Hardy’s face.

HHH: YOU, ME, UNDISPUTED TITLE MATCH, TONIGHT!

[Matt Hardy lifted the mic to his lips.]

MH: Hey, I have no problem fighting you tonight, Hunter. If you want it…you got…

[The familiar sound of John Cena’s music filled the arena and John Cena walked from the back with his swagger at an all time high. Cena walked to the ring and climbed into the ring wincing as the pain from his injuries shot through his body. John Cena grabbed a microphone.]

JC: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. There ain’t gone be no title matches tonight unless the people in it are Matt Hardy and yours truly, John “Bigger than Triple H’s Nose†Cena.

[crowd pops as HHH gets in John Cena’s face. This altercation is interrupted as the titan tron lit up with images of millions of soldiers stomping as “Counting Bodies Like Sheep†by A Perfect Circle blasted from the PA. Umaga stepped on the stage first looking deranged. Kane stepped out next. Abyss Stepped out after Kane and stood beside him. The three Monster’s of Monster’s Inc stood side by side as the Evil Genius, Paul Heyman walked out finally. Paul Heyman lifted his mic and spoke calmly.

PH: What part of this is my federation now, that it is my decision what happens here and who does what, do you three not understand?

[Heyman looked up at the three stars in the ring, dumbfounded.]

PH: Triple H, your past your time. If you could look past that beak you could see that. Johnny Cena, your just awful. I couldn’t digest your matches if they were pudding. And I happen to like pudding. And Matt, you are there right now because we PUT you there. If you missed the point. You are a nobody. You are champion because you would ruin the WWE’s image way worse than anyone else on the roster. Hell I’m sure Kenny Dykstra would have done a better job.

“Paul….Paul….PAUL!â€

[Heyman turned around to see Shane McMahon on the TitanTron.]

SM: Paul, I’m very disappointed. I mean one because I thought we had better security. You shouldn’t even be in the arena and two I was sure one of St. Louis’s fine citizens would of exterminated a rat like you on sight.

PH: HaHaHa. Very funny…

SM: SHUT UP! I’m the boss and I’m talking. Now I understand that you are hired by the three gentlemen behind you, therefore I can’t fire you. But I can fire those three superstars however I like the potential matchups they could produce for other superstars. So Basically. I’m just going to make the most of the hand I have been dealt. Tonight, Monster’s Inc. will take on those three superstars in the ring in a six man tag team match up. Whatever team wins. Gets to pick one opponent from the other team and have a match of their choice with them. Meaning, if Matt Hardy’s team wins. He can choose either of monster’s inc’s members and have any match he wants with them. The other two men on the teamget the other two team members in regular matches. If Heyman’s team wins. Then Heyman can choose a match for anyone of his monsters. I think this decision is more than fair. Good night.

[Shane McMahon disappeared from the screen as Raw went to commercial break.]


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Match #1
Cruiserweight Title Match
The Brian Kendrick (c) (w/ Ezekial) vs. Paul London
The Brian Kendrick came out to a few cheers but mostly boos. Quite the opposite to that of his ex-partner, Paul London who came out to a huge reaction. This match was fast paced. All you could ask for in a Cruiserwight title match. Paul London was quick but TBK was quicker. And with the help of Ezekial it was almost a handicapped match. Paul London almost stole it when TBK went for the Left Turn at Albuquerque and London moved. London tried a quick roll up but Ezekial pulled TBK’s leg on the bottom rope. Paul London argued with the referee that Ezekial had interfered but while he was doing that TBK hooked him and hit THE KENDRICK for the 1.2.3!

The Brian Kendrick defeated Paul London
[The Brian Kendrick retained the WWE Cruiserweight Title.]

The Brian Kendrick celebrated as Paul London looked disappointed in the ring. Fade to Commercial

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[As we returned from break, WWE interviewer Todd Grisham was backstage with the former WWE World Tag Team Champion, John Morrison.]

TG: John, why did you leave the Miz hanging last week?

[The camera went into slow motion as John Morrison slowly takes his shades off. He looked at the camera and then finally spoke as the camera returned to normal speed.]

JM: Because I wanted to.

[The camera went into slow mo again as John Morrison places his glasses on his face again.]

TG: Well, I just got word that Shane McMahon has booked a Tag match tonight between the two of you. You both have to find a partner.

[JM shrugged as if he didn’t care and walked off in slow motion.]



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Match #2
Tag Team Match
The Miz and Mystery Partner vs. John Morrison and Mystery Partner
The Miz came out full of energy with his partner, Kaz. John Morrison came out in slow motion and full of cool. As he walked to the ring by himself. Shortly after getting in the ring the ref asked Morrison for his partner, he said he didn’t have one. When Gavin Spears’ music hit. He walked down the ramp and joined Morrison in the ring. The tag match was really a handicapped match, John Morrison set on the apron the entire match with his elbow resting on the top turnbuckle and his head in his hand. Gavin Spears was getting a wrestling clinic performed on him, when suddenly he fights back and hit’s a huge Death Valley Driver out of nowhere. Landing in his team’s corner. Suddenly john Morrison snaps to and makes a tag, tagging himself in. John Morrison runs in the ring and covers Kaz for the 1.2.3. After the match John Morrison grabbed a microphone in slow motion.

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JM : During that match….it dawned on me how great I am! I don’t need a tag team. I’m a huge star on my own. I am a Sex symbol… Hell I am sex in the ring. I AM THE SEX!

[ John Morrison did some kind of ridiculous pose before leaving ringside.]


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[We came back from commercial break in the ring where Chris Jericho is in the ring with a stern angry look on his face.]

Y2J: I’m not out here for any other reason than to call out that sanctimonious son of a bitch, CHRISTIAN!

[The crowd cheers.]

Y2J : Last week, I did all the work. I had Shawn Michaels right where I wanted him. Walls of Jericho, middle of the ring, and what happened? That weasel Christian snuck in and pinned Batista behind my back. So Christian get your ass down here right now and give me my number one contender’s spot!

[Christian‘s theme started up but no Christian.]

“Hey, up here!â€

[Chris Jericho tried to trace the voice and finally located Christian. He was inside of the skybox with a bottle of champagne and the microphone to his lips.]

Christian: You know, it amazes me. I’m up here. Enjoying my night. Poppin’ a few bottles, speaking to a few PEEPs, hollerin’ at the honeys, you know cool stuff, cuz that’s how I roll, when I hear CRY2JAY whining and complaining about something you had no control of. You see it is my destiny to win the WWE Undisputed Champion. And It’s your destiny to always be…a loser.

[Christian lowered his mic and poured champagne on one of the female skybox occupants. Before turning his attention back to Y2J who was still angry.]

Christian: Ok its clear that you are really mad. So here’s what I’ll do…tonight. You vs. Me…one on one…for the number one contender’s spot. How’s that sound?

Y2J: Actually Jerk, that sounds pretty good.

Christian: Well, too bad because I don’t want to wrestle you.

Y2J : SONOFABITCH!

Christian: Just Kidding. Sure. I wasn’t going to do anything but listen to some Stone Temple Pilots and eat some hot wings. I guess I can take some time to knock you around.

Y2J: Your on pansy!

Christian: Hahaha Your father. Hit my music.


[Christian returns to his party as the scene cuts to commercial.]

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Match #3
6 Man Tag Team Match
The Golden Experience (Shelton Benjamin & Elijah Burke) & Homicide vs. The Motor City Machine Guns & R Truth
The Golden Experience were on cloud nine. They had just become the WWE World Tag Tam Champions last week and this week they didn’t have to defend those titles. Homicide wanted revenge on R Truth for his loss suffered last week. Homicide was quoted as saying that R Truth was “soft†and “not from the streets.†That made R Truth quite livid. He was quoted as saying “ See, now I got whip Homicide punk ass like his mama should of.†The Motor City Machine Guns just wanted to put their name in the hat for contenders for the Tag Team titles. An impressive showing would sure cement them as possible contenders. The match started and right away athleticism was on display as during one moment during the match, Shelton Benjamin spring boarded to the top turnbuckle and hit a belly to belly suplex on Chris Sabin who was on the tope rope. Homicide and Truth finally got to get it on and Homicide got the advantage taking R Truth out with a gringo cutter on the outside of the ring. Homicide slid Truth in the ring and tried to get the pin but it was broken up by Alex Shelly. Shelton Benjamin sprinted across the ring and took out Shelley Sabin spring boarded in to the ring and took out Homicide and Benjamin with a double clothesline. Elijah Burke sprints into the ring and takes out Sabin. The ref is confused as to who the legal man is. R Truth kicks Burke in the gut and hits his corkscrew axe kick. He covers…1..2...3. R Truth picks up the win for his team.

R Truth and The Motor City Machine Guns defeat The Golden Experience and Homicide

R Truth picks up the big win for the second week straight and The Motor City Machine guns have to be considered the first in line for the Tag Titles.

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[Shane McMahon was in his office watching the action in the ring when Edge storms into the office.]

E: We have a problem.

SM: No you have a problem, my show is doing great.

E: Whatever, Christian stole that win last week and I want another shot.

SM: Whether he stole it or not, he won. He can do whatever he pleases with his shot and he has already put it on the line in a match with Chris Jericho.

E: I want in that match.

SM: You want to get out of my office making demands. I already have plans for you.

E: Ok?

SM: Tonight, you, Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, and Batista will have a fatal four way match. The winner gets the number 30 spot in the Royal Rumble and gets to pick the entry of the other three stars.

[Edge gets a huge smile on his face.]

SM: Sounds good?

E: Great.

SM: Now get out of my office before I replace you with Zach Ryder.

[ Edge leaves the office as the scene fades to commercial.]

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Match #4
Singles Match
Samoa Joe vs. Carlito
Samoa Joe came out pissed. Losing his first match in such cheap fashion did not sit well with him. Carlito came out cocky. The match began with Carlito spitting an apple in Joe’s face. Carlito laughed but not for long as Joe took him down with an STO. Joe then picked Carlito up and tossed him over his shoulders with an overhead belly to belly. Joe was on fire. Carlito tries to beg off while backing into the corner but Joe rushes him with a hard knee to the chest. Joe then proceeded to face rake Carlito before hitting him with the OLE! Joe hit the muscle buster and choked Carlito out with the Kokina Clutch to win in dominating fashion.

Samoa Joe Defeated Carlito

Samoa Joe destroyed Carlito and you have to think that was a message to the entire roster. Samoa Joe is a force. Poor Carlito, maybe it was the braids. Next we would see the Unified Intercontinental and United States champion M.V.P. defend his new International title against AJ Styles.


Match #5
WWE International Title Match
"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. M.V.P ©
The International title was on the line and the first ever IN champion, M.V.P was ready to defend as he came out to face AJ Styles. MVP claimed himself the “High Flyer Denier†after his victory over Jeff Hardy but he had a hard time denying AJ Styles’ high flying assault. MVP couldn’t ground the phenomenal one as he brought everything in his arsenal trying to capture his first WWE gold. It wasn’t until AJ went for the Style’s Clash to early that MVP got his first opening. MVP lifted AJ into the air and dropped him with a modified emerald frosion. MVP tried to hit the Playmaker but AJ twisted out of it and hit a HUGE Pele. AJ tried for the cover but MVP forced his way out of it. AJ lifts MVP to his feet and tried to toss him to the corner but MVP reverses and dims the lights before making AJ a victim of the DRIVE BY. MVP got the cover and the one two three.

M.V.P defeats AJ Styles
[MVP retained the WWE International Title.]

M.V.P calls himself the “High Flyer Denier†and he is definitely proving his claim. With victories over Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles who will try and take his title next, and who will actually do it?

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[The camera cuts to backstage where Kenny Dykstra is standing in front of a RAW backdrop.]

KD: Last week, I defeated CM PUNK. Whether I did it fair or whether I cheated, the point is…I did it. CM Punk is a former World Heavyweight Champion. And I beat him. Samoa Joe and AJ Styles, former TNA World Champions. I beat three World Champions in one match. That must makes me…three times better than anyone else on the roster. Starting tonight…The Dykstra Dynasty begins, and the CM Punk trend ENDS.

[The Scene Cuts back to ringside.]

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Match #6
Singles Match
CM Punk vs. Kenny Dykstra
By Hook or Crook Kenny Dykstra pinned CM Punk last week and CM Punk is not happy about it. Some would say that CM punk is the biggest star in the WWE no matter where he is on the card and a victory over him would do wonders for your career. Kenny Dykstra had been wondering his place for months and with one victory he already has the confidence to go places. The match was not pretty. CM Punk and Kenny Dykstra brawled early on and for most of the match. The brawl ended up outside of the ring. CM Punk go the advantage by slamming Kenny Dykstra on the stairs. Kenny Dykstra didn’t back down. No matter how much CM punk did Dykstra continuously begged him to hit him. The Referee was almost at the end of his count when Dykstra dropped CM Punk across the barricade with a drop toe hold. Dykstra quickly climbed in the ring as the ref counted CM Punk out!

Kenny Dykstra defeats CM Punk via Countout

For someone who is usually very cool headed, CM Punk let his emotions get the best of him and Kenny Dykstra took advantage of this. Kenny Dykstra now has to victories over CM Punk. Can CM Punk find away to outsmart Kenny Dykstra and get the win he knows he can get or will Kenny Dykstra always stay one step ahead of the Straight Edged Warrior.

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[ We saw Shane McMahon on the TitanTron.]

SM: Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you have enjoyed the events so far tonight. I’m out here tonight to announce CM another match for the Royal Rumble. At Royal Rumble, CM Punk will take on Kenny Dykstra in a No Disqualifications match. We will finally get to see what happens when there are no rules and both men can do whatever they have to in order to win. Also, we will see the Motor City Machine Guns challenge The Golden Experience for the WWE World Tag Team Titles. Also, Homicide and R Truth will face each other in a street fight. I understand Homicide believes that R Truth isn’t “hoodâ€, I believe the term is, well at Royal Rumble, we will see how “Hood both of them are. Also The Brian Kendrick will take on Paul London, Chavo Guerrero and Senshi in a ladder match for the Cruiserweight championship. And finally, The Miz will finally get some answers from John Morrison in the ring as they collide .More matches may be announced, to go along with these and the Royal Rumble and Undisputed title matches at Royal Rumble!

[The Crowd popped as Shane McMahon disappeared from the screen.]

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Match #7
6-Man Tag Team Match
Triple H, John Cena, and Matt Hardy vs. Monster’s Inc ( Umaga, Abyss, and Kane)
This match had huge implications. Would control remain with the WWE or would Heyman get what he wanted and be on the way to his reign of terror in the WWE. John Cena and Triple H were bickering as soon as the match started. It was almost comical because you could see them talking about each other while Monster’s Inc. had a field day with Matt Hardy. It wasn’t Until Monster’s Inc had Matt Hardy on the outside and Kane and Abyss double choke slammed Hardy onto the hard floor that John Cena and HHH snapped to and joined in. HHH and Abyss brawled as Kane and John Cena exchanged thunderous blows in the ring. John Cena finally caught Kane slipping and hit him with a Protoplex followed by the five knuckle shuffle. Matt Hardy crawled into the ring and John Cena pulled Matt Hardy on top of Kane. Kane forcefully pushes Matt Hardy Off of him. John Cena lifts Kane up and drops him with an FU. Matt Hardy then comes off the top with a leg drop. He tries to Cover but Umaga and Abyss bum rush the ring. Abyss takes out John Cena with a Blackhole Slam as Umaga Samoan Spikes Matt Hardy. HHH is out on the outside as Kane covers Matt Hardy.1...2..3!

Monsters Inc. defeats HHH, John Cena, and Matt Hardy
(Monster’s Inc gets a match of their choice with any of the three opponents.)

Monster Inc wins and Paul Heyman has the chance to get any match with any of these three competitors for one of his followers. What will he choose?

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[ Randy Orton is standing in front of the RAW backdrop. The crowd gives him a nice pop whether he wants it or not.]

RO: Tonight, I will win this fourway match and become the thirtieth entrant in the Royal Rumble. My path to Wrestlemania is already paved. So whether I win tonight or not I guarantee I will be at Wrestlemania and I will be the Undisputed Champion. Batista can’t stop me. Edge can’t stop me. Shawn Michaels CAN’T stop me. The Age of Orton begins again. TONIGHT.

[The scene fades to black.]

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Match #8
MAIN EVENT #1
Number One Contenders Match for WWE Undisputed Championship
Christian (Number One Contender) vs. Chris Jericho
Christian came out to a huge reaction. Chris Jericho came out stonefaced with everyone sending boos in his direction. Before the bell rung both men stood toe to toe. Everyone getting a chance to prepared for the epic match that they would try to put on. Never before had these two men face with more on the line. And the situation was different this time around. Christian was the man in charge. Christian was the favorite. This match had the crowd rocking from the beginning as Chris Jericho and Christian exchanged grapples and reversals. The match turned when Chris Jericho resorted to dirty tricks to get Christian grounded. Chris Jericho continued through the match hitting Christian with cheap shots and kicks to the head. Trying to embarrass the Peep’s champ. Chris Jericho hit a dropkick on Christian to the outside followed by a dive through the ropes that had everyone on their feet. Chris Jericho got Christian back in the ring and hit a bulldog followed by and lionsault for the two count. Christian wasn’t out of it yet.

Chris Jericho tried to get Christian to his feet but Christian caught Jericho with some punches to the gut followed by a high impact neck breaker. Christian then took over. He hit his signature Reverse DTT followed by some hard right hands to the face. Christian then went to the top rope. He went for his signature frog splash and it connected but both men were so exhausted neither could move.

Both Men got tot heir feet before the double count out and they exchanged blows. Christian pushed Y2J into the corner and mounted him with punches as the crowd song along. Jericho showing his strength carries Christian out of the corner and dropped him with his power bomb. Jericho holds on and lifts Christian again, he struggled before dropping captain charisma on more time. He tries to pin him from this position but Christian kicks out a 2.9. Chris Jericho is pissed. He signaled to the crowd that it was over. He grabbed Christian’s legs and went for the was of Jericho but Christian kicked him off of him. Jericho rushed Christian as he came to his feet. Jericho tried a clothesline but Christian ducks and hooks Jericho, UNPRETTIER. 1...2...3! Christian is still the number one contender.

Christian defeats Chris Jericho to remain Number One Contender to the Undisputed Championship.

Christian groggily celebrated. As he left the ring Chris Jericho assaulted Christian. Chris Jericho pounded Christian with hard rights trying to burst Christian open. Chris Jericho then locked in the walls and wouldn’t release the move even when security rushed the ring. He finally released the hold and went to the back with a sadistic look on his face. The number one contender is carried to the back by security.


Match #9
MAIN EVENT #2
Four Way Match - Winner Gets # 30 Spot in Royal Rumble and chooses the entrance of the other three competitors.
Batista vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton vs. Edge
This match had huge implications. The Number Thirty spot is almost a guaranteed Royal Rumble victory and if you can put your stiffest competition in the match as early as possible. You don’t really have to worry about them. These four men understood what could happen and they put it all on the line.

The match hit its first big point when Edge took advantage of a one on one opportunity with Shawn Michaels and hit the Edgeucution and tried to get the pin but Randy Orton broke it up with his Boot to Edge’s head knocking Edge out of competition. Before Orton could capitalize Batista speared Orton to hell. Batista picked up Orton and hit a huge Batista bomb but that was broken up by Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels and Batista then began to go at it. Batista tried to overpower Shawn Michaels but HBK was to quick and Batista couldn’t get a hold of him. Shawn Michaels dropped Batista with an atomic drop before hiting his flying forearm. Shawn Michaels then kipped up and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Shawn flew over Edge’s motionless body and dropped a huge elbow on Batista. Shawn Michaels got up and the crowd was pumped as he tuned up the band. Batista slowly got to his feet and Shawn got ready to unload sweet chin music but Edge speared Shawn Michaels mid step. Edge then speared the groggy Batista. Edge tries to cover Batista but Randy Orton pulls Edge off of Batista. Randy Orton and Edge go at it for a while before Orton drops Edge with his backbreaker. Orton stalks Edge looking for the RKO. Edge gets up and Orton goes for the RKO but Edge pushes him into the ropes. As this happens Batista and Michaels get to their feet. Batista catches Orton off the ropes with a spear as Michaels hit’s a desperation sweet chin music on edge. Both men fall on top of their opponents…1.…2...3! The Ref is confused. He sees both men with the cover. He doesn’t know who to give the win too. The senior referee runs down to the ring and the two men talked as Batista and HBK looked exhausted in the ring. The refs came to a decision and the senior ref went to the announcer, Lillian Garcia, who announced that the match would continue. Almost as soon as the bell rung to restart the match Edge rolled up an unsuspecting HBK to get the 1.2.3. Edge quickly rolled out of the ring and held his hands high as the Ultimate Opportunist struck gold again.

Edge defeated Shawn Michaels, Batista, and Randy Orton to win the 30th spot in the Royal Rumble

The crowd booed Edge as he backed up the ramp triumphantly. The show ended with Edge holding his hands high on the ramp as the other three competitors stared at him from the ring knowing that their fates were now in his hands.

Royal Rumble

Royal Rumble Match (Edge 30th entrant)

WWE Undisputed Title Match - Matt Hardy © vs. Christian

WWE International Title Match - M.V.P © vs. Rey Mysterio

No DQ Match - CM Punk vs. Kenny Dykstra

WWE World Tag Team Title Match - The Golden Experience (C) vs. The Motor City Machine Guns

Street Fight - R Truth vs. Homicide

Ladder Cruiserweight Title Match - The Brian Kendrick © vs. Paul London vs. Senshi vs. Chavo Guerrero

The Miz vs. John Morrison​

Feedback Welcome. Will try to get the next two raws up during the week and the Royal Rumble up by Tuesday.

 

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Wwe:nbr Update

WWE UPDATE

-Paul Heyman has declared that he will indeed put one of his monsters in a match with Matt Hardy for the WWE Undisputed Championship. While he has not announced which beast will be unleashed, he has been quoted as saying "Matt won't see it coming."

-M.V.P is scheduled to face Rey Mysterio at Royal Rumble. M.V.P has been on a recent tear proclaiming himself the "High Flyer Denier" and beating the likes of Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles. M.V.P has announced that "It don't matter if its Rey Mysterio, Jay Leno, or Scotty O Donnio, I'm going to walk in International champ and walk out International champ." Rey Mysterio had this to say, " M.V.P is all talk. Sure he beat some good guys but they aren't Rey Mysterio." Then he said something in Spanish. M.V.P replied with this " Rey Rey always talking that Spanish bullcrap. Don't nobody understand that but Mexican's and Chihuahuas and I ain't no little dog. I'm a big dog. Rey Mysterio come into my yard, he's gonna get his jugular, you know that vein in the neck, he gone get that all tore out. For real."

-John Morrison claims that after his victory over The Miz, he is going to win the royal rumble. Saying, "Hell, if Matt Hardy can be Undisputed champ, I know I can win the royal rumble. I'm way hotter than him." We're not sure if that was a weird comment or if the AC was out.

- Christian is rumored to challenge one of his other challengers he defeated to become number one contender. He hasn't named who yet.

- Royal Rumble Entrants will be revealed at Raw.

 

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We are only a few days away from the Royal Rumble and RAW has been off the hook since the beginning of the Shane Mcmahon era. Shane promised changes and changes we have received. Matt Hardy is the WWE Undisputed Champion. Paul Heyman is back with three of the most dominant men in wrestling behind him. And everyone is looking for their shot at the top. What surprises are next? Tune in and find out.

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Match #1
Triple Threat Match
Senshi vs. Paul London vs. Chavo Guerrero
On Commentary : THE Brian Kendrick
Senshi made his way out first followed by Chavo Guerrero with Bam Neely and finally Paul London. The Brian Kendrick was supposed to be doing commentary but he spent most of the match talking to young ladies sitting behind the announce position. Paul London spent most of the match being double teamed by Senshi and Chavo Guerrero. It wasn’t until Chavo hit a snap suplex on London and both men fought over the pin that the two men actually went after each other. The exchange ended with Senshi giving Chavo Guerrero a spinning back kick to the gut which sends Chavo to a knee. Senshi then cocks back and unleashes a furious kick to Chavo Guerrero’s head. The impact was so loud that The Brian Kendrick turned around from his conversation and asked, “What was that?†Senshi went for the cover but Chavo rolled out of the ring. He then turned his attention to London. He tried to lift London to his feet but Paul London performed a quick roll up on Senshi to get the 1...2...3!

Paul London defeats Senshi and Chavo Guerrero.

After the match while London celebrated The Brian Kendrick snuck into the ring and hit SLICED BREAD NUMBER 2 on London, The Brian Kendrick carelessly through his Cruiserweight title on his shoulder as he backed up the ramp with Ezekial. Fade to Commercial.


Match #2
Singles Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Sabin
In the first preview of the tag team title match at Royal Rumble. Chris Sabin took on one half of the tag team champions, Shelton Benjamin in a singles match. Elijah Burke and Alex Shelley were not at ringside as these two men tried to put on a show. Chris Sabin dominated early using stiff kicks and hard suplexes to take down Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin was on the defense as Chris Sabin brought everything in his arsenal, proving why he and Shelley are a forced to be reckoned with. Chris Sabin went for a whip to the corner but Shelton Benjamin Springboarded to the top turnbuckle and flew back with a flying clothesline that took Chris Sabin out. Shelton tried to get the cover but Sabin kicked out. Shelton grounded Sabin for a while with sleeper and then stomped him overtime he tried to get to his feet. Shelton whipped Sabin in the corner and tried to rush in with a stinger splash but Sabin moved and Shelton hit turnbuckle. He stumbled back out into the Cradle Shock. Sabin went for the pin but a camera man climbed onto the apron and distracted the ref. Sabin got to his feet and went over to argue with the camera man. Shelton then snuck up behind Sabin and flipped him around into a Tbone for the 1...2...3!

Shelton Bejanmin defeats Chris Sabin

After the match the cameraman reveal himself to be ELIJAH BURKE. The Golden Experience then began a two on one beat down on Sabin until finally Alex Shelley emerged from backstage with a chair clearing the ring. Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin backed up the ramp with Shelley yelling to Burke he would see him in the ring later.


Match #3
Singles Non Title
M.V.P vs. Kaz
M.V.P came out as cocky as ever sporting a shirt that had a piece a paper with Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles names on it scratched out. Rey Mysterio’s name was also on the list but no “X†only the word NEXT beside it. Kaz came out to a nice reaction. M.V.P’s over confidence was his weak point in this match as he constantly had opportunities to put Kaz away but would show boat for the crowd and give Kaz the opening he needed. Kaz almost won the match multiple times with quick roll ups but M.V.P somehow kicked out before the three count. At the conclusion of the match MVP jumped over Kaz while Kaz was rebounded from an irish whip and went down holding his knee. The ref checked M.V.P and turned to call help from the back. Kaz who stood to the side went to check on MVP and received a low blow for his kindness. M.V.P quickly rolled up Kaz and the ref turned around in time to catch the pin and count the 1.2.3.

M.V.P defeats Kaz in a Non Title Match.

M.V.P quickly rolled out of the ring and made his way up the ramp limping at first but then walking upright and laughing at Kaz in the ring shocked at the outcome. M.V.P tapped his head as if saying “smarter than you†before heading to the back.

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[John Cena’s music fired up and he popped from behind the curtain with his unmatched energy as the crowd went nuts. Cena climbed in the ring and grabbed a microphone from the ringside attendant.]

JC: Now, usually I come out here , get the fans involved, say a few funny lines, and kick some ass. Tonight, I think I’m going to skip all of the extra stuff and just kick some ass. So Heyman send out whatever one of the Devil Rejects you have for me so I can send them back to hell!

[John Cena paced the ring before finally Kane’s music hit and the big red machine came from the back.]

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Match #4
Singles Match
John Cena vs. Kane
Well with Kane coming out we could safely say that Kane wouldn’t be facing Matt Hardy tonight for the Undisputed championship. John Cena and Kane stood toe to toe with John Cena looking into the big red machine’s eyes with no fear whatsoever. Kane simply laughed in John Cena’s face after Cena hit him with a right hand. Kane then came back with a hard upper cut that sent Cena reeling and spit flying from his mouth or teeth. Kane then began to pummel the Chain Gang General with hard blows and a series of high impact power slams and side slams. Kane looked to put Cena away with the Chokeslam but Cena hit Kane with a well placed boot to the lower area that broke Kane’s grip. Kane’s agony only got worse as Cena hoisted the Big Red Machine and dropped him with a huge FU to get the one two three.

John Cena defeats Kane.

John Cena’s celebration was short lived as the Big Red Machine sat up and caught Cena by the throat. Kane then lifted Cena and choke slammed him hard to the mat. This wasn’t the end. For Paul Heyman came out and told Kane to make Cena pay. Kane then dragged Cena up the ramp and Chokeslammed Cena off of the stage and into the production tables on the floor. Kane’s music fired up as Paul Heyman laughed on the staged. EMTs rushed to Cena’s aid as the show went to commercial.

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Match #5
Singles Match
Elijah Burke vs. Alex Shelley
Alex Shelley came down to the ring by himself waited for one half of the tag champions. Burke’s music fired up but he didn’t come out. Suddenly the crowd begins to get louder as some climbs over the barricade and hides out on the floor. The referee is looking up the ramp looking for Elijah Burke. Burke slides in the ring and connects with the Elijah Experience. Elijah Burke covers Shelley, the ref turns around…1...2...3!

Elijah Burke defeats Alex Shelley

Burke quickly slid out of the ring and back into the crowd as the Golden Experience gets over on The Motor City Guns again.

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[Edge is shown in front of the Raw backdrop.]

E: Ladies and Gentleman, as you all know, The Rated R Superstar will be coming into the Royal rumble LAST. However, I also get to choose when the three men I beat last week get to enter the match. Shawn Michaels will enter 29th! Not because I like him, but because I want to be the one who tosses the HEARTBREAK kid out of the ring. Randy Orton….15th. And Batista well, sorry pal, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE. Well folks, See ya at Wrestlemania…I’m sure I’ll be there.

[The scene fades to commercial.]

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Match #6
Tag Match
CM Punk / R Truth vs. Kenny Dykstra/ Homicide
Kenny Dykstra has gotten over on CM Punk for two weeks now whereas Homicide can’t buy a win over R Truth. One way or the other one of these streaks are going to continue. Homicide starts the match with CM Punk. They exchange holds and counters before CM punk takes Homicide down with a jumping calf kick. CM Punk tagged in R Truth who came in and received a low blow from Homicide. Homicide beat Truth into his corner where he and Dykstra took turns tagging and actually tagging R Truth in the corner. Homicide whipped R Truth into the corner where his partner is. Homicide rushed over but CM punk had snuck in a tag. As Homicide ran into R Truth CM punk caught Homicide with a kick to the head from the apron. CM Punk then came flying into the ring with his springboard lariat. He covers but Kenny Dykstra breaks it up before rushing back on the apron, not wanting any part of Punk. Punk walked towards Dykstra and took a swing but Dykstra dodge the blow and hangman’d Punk over the top rope. Punk stumbled back towards Homicide and was hit with the Cop Killa. 1...2...3!

Homicide\Kenny Dykstra defeats CM Punk\R Truth

For the third week straight CM Punk has let his emotions get him beat. This Sunday CM PUNK will have to be focused if he wants to get back into the World Title Picture.


Match #7
Singles Match
Triple H vs. Monster’s Inc ( Umaga or Abyss)
Triple H made his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. His face still housing the frown he had formed the night he lost the WWE championship. He paced in the ring waiting on his opponent. “Counting Bodies Like Sheep†by a Perfect Circle begins to play and Abyss makes his way from the back. Abyss climbs into the ring and him and HHH instantly begin to exchange blows. HHH sends Abyss back into the ropes and whips him across the ring as he returns HHH connects with the high knee but Abyss doesn’t fall. Triple H bounces of the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline but Abyss just looks at HHH with his head cocked to the side before screaming at HHH and signaling for more. HHH bounces off the ropes again but Abyss catches HHH with a power slam. Abyss picks up HHH and whips him into the corner. Abyss rushes over trying to crush HHH with his body but HHH rolls out of the corner and Abyss crashes into the turnbuckle. HHH punches Abyss a few times before clothes lining Abyss in the corner. Abyss stumbles out and HHH takes out his leg. HHH drops a knee across Abyss’s mask before going for a pin. Abyss gets out of it .HHH picks up Abyss but Abyss breaks the hold and hit’s a huge choke slam on HHH…1...2..kickout. Abyss climbs out of the ring and goes under the ring. He grabs a bag and the referee urges him to put it down. Abyss climbs into the ring and pushes the referee to the ground causing a disqualification.

HHH defeats Abyss by DQ

Abyss releases the contents of the bag onto the mat to reveal thousands of thumbtacks. Abyss lifts HHH to his feet and whips him to the ropes. It might be the Black Hole Slam…NO…HHH hit’s a boot to the midsection. PEDIGREE ON THE THUMBTACKS! HHH falls back on to the mat holding his knees as many of the tacks have become embedded in his knees. Abyss lifts his head screaming in agony as Thumbtacks cover his entire mask and the places of his face that are exposed. EMTS rush from the back as the scene goes to commercial.

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[ As we return from break. “Just Close Your Eyes†fires up and Christian makes his way from the back. Christian climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone.]

CC: You know…I was in the back. And I was thinking about how awesome I am. I mean I’m always awesome but for some reason I feel a little bit cooler. You see I beat five other men to become the number one contender. I beat one of those men again last week. I’m on my way to the Royal Rumble to compete in the Main Event. I’m on cloud nine. Even tho that metro sexual talent less loser , Chris Jericho attacked me after I beat him FAIR AND SQUARE, I feel so good I’ll wrestle anyone right now. Whoever wants some…Come on out, let the Peeps champ embarrass you in front of the PEEPulation…And Chris, yes you Jericho. Please don’t come out here. You can’t afford to be embarrassed anymore.

[“Counting Bodies Like Sheep†by a Perfect Circle fires up and Umaga walks from the back as Christian looks sick.]

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Match #8
Singles Match
Christian (Number One Contender) vs. Umaga
Wait a minute, if Umaga, Kane, and Abyss are all competing tonight. Who will face Matt Hardy? I guess we will find out soon enough but right now. Christian had a Samoan Bulldozer in front of him, and he wasn’t doing Hawaiian construction work. Umaga rushed Christian. Christian, dodging clotheslines and wild punches. Umaga tries to grab Christian but Christian dodges and kicks Umaga in the back of his leg. Umaga walks it off and chases Christian around the ring. Christian slides out of the ring and Umaga follows out of the ring. Christian slides back in and when Umaga tries to climb back in Christian drops axe handle shots to Umaga’s back. Umaga slowly stands up as Christian’s punches are doing no damage. Umaga is tired of planning. He grabs Christian by the neck and head butts Christian sending Christian across the ring. Christian gets to his feet and wonders to the corner where he turns his back from Umaga and is doing something. Umaga grabs Christian from behind and head butts him in the back of the head. Christian falls forward on the turnbuckle and we see that he is removing the cover. Umaga turns Christian around and slaps him across the chest before backing up across the ring and sprinting across the ring for a body splash. Christian moves and Umaga’s head hit’s the exposed turnbuckle. Umaga stumbles back and Christian hits his falling reverse DDT. Christian goes to the top ropes and hit’s a quick frog splash on Umaga. Christian covers…1...2...3!

Christian defeats Umaga

Christian climbed out of the ring holding up one finger with his right hand. As he backed up the Ramp Chris Jericho came from the back once again and hit Christian from behind sending Christian rolling down the ramp and to the feet of Umaga. Umaga lifts Christian up and hits him with the SAMOAN SPIKE. Jericho smiles as Umaga stands over Christian.

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[The crowd is on their feet as Matt Hardy makes his way to the ring holding his Undisputed title high. Her climbs into the ring and circles the ring as the crowd chants “HARDY!†Suddenly his music is cut short by “Counting Bodies Like Sheep†by A Perfect Circle. Paul Heyman walks from the back with a huge smile on his face. He lifts the microphone to his lips.]

PH : Well, I know you’ve been waiting. I know the WHOLE world has been waiting. You have saw my three monster’s in action tonight so I know your thinking you get a shot at one of them….WRONG. I never said I only had THREE monster’s…HAHAHAHAH… Without further ado…your opponent.




DONG







[The lights go out as the crowd erupts thinking it can be but only one man. The lights come back on…and the crowd erupts. Matt Hardy looks up at the titan tron and it is not who he thinks it is…He turns around into a HUGE clothesline from none other than BROCK LESNAR.]

Match #8
MAIN EVENT
WWE Undisputed Title Match
Matt Hardy © vs. Brock Lesnar

Brock Lesnar lifts Matt Hardy to his feet and throws him into the corner following in with shoulders to the midsection. Brock drives another shoulder block into Matt Hardy’s ribs before bringing him out on his shoulder and hitting a huge spine buster on Matt Hardy. Brock Lesnar pops up to his feet and bounces as Paul Heyman laughs from the ramp. Brock goes to pick up Matt but Matt Hardy hits Brock Lesnar in the stomach with some right hands. Brock Lesnar isn’t to phased he just comes back with another hard clothesline. Brock lifts Matt Hardy up and drops him with a backbreaker….Brock lifts Matt Hardy again and drops him again. Brock then pins Matt Hardy..1...2...he somehow kicks out. Brock lifts Matt Hardy up and tries for another clothesline but Matt Hardy hooks Brock and hit’s a desperation SIDE EFFECT. Matt Hardy quickly tries to capitalize on this opening and pins Brock Lesnar, but Brock Lesnar throws Matt off of him. Brock is extremely irritated by Matt’s will to continue fighting. Brock picks Matt up and drops him with a power bomb followed by another and another…Brock circles the ring with Matt on his shoulder’s before dropping him on the mat. Brock covers but Matt somehow kicks again! Brock is at his limit now. He lifts Matt up and almost as quick as lighting hits Matt with an F5. Brock pins…1.…2...3!

Brock Lesnar defeats Matt Hardy
[Brock Lesnar becomes the WWE Undisputed Champion.]

Matt Hardy is tossed out of the ring by Brock Lesnar who follows him to the outside. Brock picks Matt up and rams him into the ring post. Brock then picks up Matt and F5s Matt into the ring post. Matt screams in pain as his leg shatters against the ringpost. Paul Heyman continues to shout from the ramp. “DO IT AGAIN!†Brock picks up Matt’s body and does it again. Paul Heyman screams “ END HIS CAREERâ€. Brock lifts matt up but from the back sprints Jeff Hardy. Brock drops Matt and meets Jeff halfway up the ramp with a huge clothesline. Brock then lifts Jeff up and F5s him on the ramp. Security rushes from the back as Brock tries to lift Jeff up again. Brock walks towards the ring and is handed the WWE Undisputed Championship. Paul HeYman and Brock Lesnar stand dominant on top of the ramp as the show goes off the air.

Royal Rumble

Royal Rumble Match (Edge 30th entrant)
SHAWN MICHAELS
BATISTA
JOHN CENA
CM PUNK
MR. KENNEDY
SAMOA JOE
REY MYSTERIO
AJ STYLES
ALEX SHELLEY
CHRIS SABIN
AUSTIN ARIES
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
CHARLIE HASS
PAUL LONDON
RANDY ORTON
CHRIS JERICHO
HHH
EDGE
UMAGA
MVP
ABYSS
CARLITO
KANE
ROBERT ROODE
SHELTON BENJAMIN
ELIJAH BURKE
JOHN MORRISON
KENNY DYKSTRA
THE BRIAN KENDRICK
CHAVO GUERRERO




WWE Undisputed Title Match - Brock Lesnar © vs. Christian

WWE International Title Match - M.V.P © vs. Rey Mysterio

No DQ Match - CM Punk vs. Kenny Dykstra

WWE World Tag Team Title Match - The Golden Experience vs. The Motor City Machine Guns

Street Fight - R Truth vs. Homicide

Ladder Cruiserweight Title Match - The Brian Kendrick © vs. Paul London vs. Senshi vs. Chavo Guerrero

The Miz vs. John Morrison

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[comicgeekelly]

Raw Review

Senshi vs. Chavo vs. London- Good match, but I didn't like the way that London won.

Benjamin vs. Sabin- Nice fast paced match.

MVP vs. Kaz- An MVP squash, but still good.

Cena Promo- Not bad, it could have been a bit younger.

Cena vs. Kane- Good brawl. Interesting after match attack.

Burke vs. Shelley- Short match. Could have been better.

Edge promo- Interesting number choices to have people come in at.

Tag Match- Poor Punk loses. At lease Homicide gets a win.

HHH vs. Abyss- Good match, I kinda figured that the tacs would backfire on Abyss.

CC Promo- Really good promo.

Christian vs. Umaga- The ending was predictable, it only makes sence for the #1 contender to win.

Heyman promo- Short and sweet.

Main Event- Great match. I wasn't expecting Lesnar to win.

BM: Main Event
WM: Burke vs. Shelley
BP: CC promo
WP: Cena promo
AC: I haven't read your past shows, but I think I'll come to really like this BTB. If I were you I'd space out my shows more because you've put out three shows in 4 days.
Plug: Be sure to check out POI Episode 30 when POI goes to Japan this sunday.

 

[LKO]

WWE:NBR Presents Royal Rumble 2009

This is Part One of the Royal Rumble. Thanks to WCW Rules for the influence for my new writing style. Read...Review...Whatever...ENJOY

Dark Match Results

Hawkins and Ryder vs. Divine Intervention (Austin Aries & Christopher Daniels)

Both teams put on a 20 minute show for the Royal Rumble fans before the event. The match ended with a Brainbuster from Austin Aries on Zack Ryder followed by the Best Moonsault Ever from Christopher Daniels for the one two three.

Divine Intervention defeats Hawkins and Ryder after Daniels pinned Ryder with the Best Moonsault Ever.

Royal Rumble ‘09
Date : January 25, 2009
Location: Chicago, Illinois.​

Rain pelts the black pavement as Requiem for a Tower plays quietly in the background. The camera pans up to show some of your favorite superstars standing in the ravaged streets of a post apocalyptic Chicago. The undeniable voice of Michael Clarke Duncan pumps over the video, “Once a year…thirty men…one goal.â€￾ The Camera pans over the collection of wrestlers revealing the likes of Batista, Randy Orton, CM Punk, M.V.P, and Chris Jericho to name a few. “Once a year…one man prevails.â€￾

The camera starts moving up a skyscraper, a mere shadow of what it once was. “ A wise man once said that war is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse...â€￾ As the camera passes broken panes of glass, different images display in the shards. “...the person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight...â€￾ Triple H is shown trading blows with Abyss. Chris Jericho and Christian are shown in a heated exchange. “... nothing which is more important than his own personal safety...â€￾ Jeff Hardy is shown doing various stunts as well as Shelton Benjamin and AJ Styles. “...is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.â€￾

The camera finally reaches the peak of the building where perched on the rooftop stands Brock Lesnar and Monster’s Inc staring down upon their adversaries. “Tonight…war is inevitable…only those who are not willing to accept defeat…will taste victory. Welcome…to the Royal Rumble.â€￾

The fireworks erupt on the stage as the Royal Rumble logo flashes upon the titantron. The camera pans the crowd before stopping on the King and Jim Ross at ringside who is already addressing the millions of fans, “Ladies and Gentleman the excitement level here in Chicago is at an all time high as the Royal Rumble is underway. That you all for joining us, I’m Good Ol’ JR and I’m joined by Jerry “The Kingâ€￾ Lawler, who is probably more excited then the fans.â€￾ The King backs JR’s claim, “ Yeah JR, we have a huge night a head of us and I can’t wait! Brock Lesnar versus Christian, The Royal Rumble, M.V.P vs. Rey Mysterio, its to much to name!â€￾ The King turns to JR who agrees, “ Yeah folks we have a guaranteed slobber knockers up and down the card and I can’t wait. So without further ado let’s get ready to rumble, pun intended.â€￾

“Ain’t No Make Believeâ€￾ blasts over the PA and from the back saunters the “Shaman of Sexyâ€￾ John Morrison , in all of his slow motioned glory. The crowd is unforgiving with their jeers and its not because Morrison turned on Miz but because they generally don’t like the guy. He climbs into the ring and taunts the crowd as he awaits his opponent. JR fills us in on the newly formed “beefâ€￾ between Morrison and Miz as we await the latter, “ this all started three weeks ago when it “dawnedâ€￾ upon John Morrison that he is better getting out of a ring than getting in one. He left The Miz stranded in the WWE Tag Title unification match. The Miz has been angry about this and hasn’t been able to deliver the punishment to Morrison he feels he deserves.â€￾

“Realityâ€￾ hit’s the PA and the crowd gives somewhat of a mixed reaction but The Miz comes out differently than usual. His facial expression is almost that of a stone. Expressionless except for the wrinkles in his forehead. He slides into the ring and quickly lunges at John Morrison who slides out of the ring.


Match #1
John Morrison vs. The Miz
John Morrison finally slides into the ring and referee Mike Posey has to keep The Miz away from John Morrison. The Miz burning in contempt finally calms down the ref signals to ringside and the match is underway. John Morrison and The Miz meet in the middle of the ring and begin exchanging blows to the enjoyment of all the fans in attendance. Neither men are fan favorites but anyone can respect a good fight. The Miz gets an early advantage and takes down Morrison with a arm drag. Morrison quickly recovers and catches the Miz with one of his own. Both men stand up and have a stare down.John Morrison is in control. He has The Miz in a sleeper and The Miz seems to be wearing down. The ref approaches as Morrison screams, “Check Him!â€￾ The ref lifts Miz’s arm, it drops. He does it again, it drops. He does it one third and final time, it dr…no it doesn’t drop The Miz is still in it. The Miz powers up with a “HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAHâ€￾ before driving elbows in the Morrison’s abdomen. One shot, two…Morrison loosens his grip just enough and the Miz Capitalizes with a ring shaking back suplex. The Miz covers…1...2...Not enough. Morrison kicks out.The Miz is back in control and John Morrison is almost out of it. The Miz hit’s a DDT on Morrison and tries for the cover but only gets a two count. The Miz lifts John Morrison and screams before going for the Reality Check, Morrison dodges and hit’s the Moonlight Drive. John Morrison covers…1...2...3!
Winner: John Morrison

John Morrison makes the ref raise his hand in victory as he looks down at The Miz screaming, “ I DON’T NEED YOU! I’M THE SEX! I’M A STARâ€￾ John Morrison snatches his arm from the ref and climbs out of the ring heading to the back as JR gives his take on what has just happened, “ Well, John Morrison screaming that he didn’t need the Miz, and King I think he proved that.â€￾ King replies, “ Morrison never needed The Miz. The Miz wasn’t there when he won the ECW title, or the Intercontinental title. Morrison is better off on his own.â€￾ JR sets up the next match by saying, “ Next up we have a Cruiserweight title match pitting Brian…I’m sorry THE Brian Kendrick versus Senshi versus Paul London. Now this match was scheduled to be a four way ladder match but somehow or another The brian Kendrick and Big Zeke got this match changed to a regular match and Chavo hasn‘t bothered to show up to the arena tonight. I hear that The Brian Kendrick had his bodyguard go speak to him earlier today.â€￾

“Rockerâ€￾ blasts over the PA and the crowd erupts as Paul London fires from the back like he fired from a cannon. Full of energy and ready to perform as he sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. He throws his hands up to the crowd who gives him a nice reaction. London walks around the ring warming up when suddenly “Warriorâ€￾ thumps over the PA as Senshi makes his way from the back stomping to the ring as he looks side to side surveying the crowd. Senshi makes his way into the ring. Senshi paces the ring watching Paul London but looking over his shoulder for The Brian Kendrick. “Man With A Planâ€￾ begins playing and the crowd instantly starts booing as The Brian Kendrick stumbles from backstage with Ezekiel right behind him holding his Cruiserweight title. The Brian Kendrick does a weird type of step as he walks down to the ring dancing to his theme. The Brian Kendrick climbs the steps and gets into the ring. Ezekiel hands the referee the Cruiserweight title. The ref circles the ring raising the title before ringing the bell.


Triple Threat Match for WWE Cruiserweight Title
The Brian Kendrick © vs. Senshi vs. Paul London
Paul London quickly goes after The Brian Kendrick but TBK quickly reacts climbing out of the ring and hiding behind Ezekiel. Paul London tries to get TBK to come back into the ring but receives a kick to the back of his legs from Senshi. Senshi lifts London to his feet and tosses him to the ropes lifting and dropping London with a back body drop. London gets to his feet and receives a huge chop. London winces in pain holding his chest. Senshi backs up against the ropes and propels himself forward going for a clothesline but London ducks and hooks Senshi in a sleeper before dropping him to the mat. London barely has time to capitalize as The Brian Kendrick unleashes a huge enziguri to the back of London’s head. The Brian Kendrick tries to cover but Senshi breaks it up. Senshi pulls The Brian Kendrick up and tries to grapple him but TBK breaks the hold and slaps Senshi across the face. The Brian Kendrick does a weird little dance but as he finishes Senshi jumps and delivers an enziguri of his own to Kendrick’s head. Kendrick slowly descends to the ground as Senshi screams out to the crowd.

Senshi picks up The Brian Kendrick and whips him into the corner. Senshi tries to take off from the opposite corner but Big Zeke trips Senshi up. The ref warns Zeke. The Brian Kendrick sprints across the ring and drop kicks Senshi in the face. The Brian Kendrick stomps Paul London before lifting him up. The Brian Kendrick holds his hands up in a frame position measuring up London before delivering a picture perfect dropkick. Kendrick covers London..1..kickout. Kendrick gets up and tries to cover Senshi. Senshi kicks out after one. The Brian Kendrick picks up Senshi and hit’s a spinning back kick to the gut. The Brian Kendrick sets him up for Sliced Bread #2. Kendrick propels up the turnbuckle and flips back but Paul London slides under the landing zone and lifts his knees causing Senshi’s face to hit one knee and the back of The Brian Kendrick’s head to hit the other. The crowd screams “Holy Shitâ€￾ as Senshi and The Brian Kendrick are out of it. Paul London rubs both of his knees before finally crawling over The Brian Kendrick.1.…2...Paul London is snatched out of the ring by Big Zeke. The referee sees this and decides to send Ezekiel to the back. Big Zeke argues with the ref until security comes down and escorts him to the back.

Paul London notices Senshi set up perfectly in the middle of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and looks as if he is going for a running Shooting Star Press but Kendrick comes out of nowhere with a super kick that sends London back in his tracks. London hit’s the ropes and stumbles forward into a COMPLETE SHOT. Senshi has made his way back to his feet and stops the pin. Senshi lifts up The Brian Kendrick and drops him with a spiked brain buster. Senshi climbs up to the top turnbuckle and goes for the double foot stomp he calls, the WARRIOR’S WAY but Brian Kendrick rolls out of the way and as Senshi impacts with the ground Paul London hits him with a Northern Light’s suplex..1...2..no London rolls it up into a bridging fall away slam…1...2..Broken up by Kendrick who kicks London in the groin. The ref doesn’t notice this. Kendrick snaps Paul London up and hit’s the Sliced Bread Number 2 landing on Senshi at the same time with a splash. The Brian Kendrick covers London..1...2...3!
Winner: Brian Kendrick

The arena is on their feet after that epic match up. Kendrick grabs his Cruiserweight title and carelessly throws it over his shoulder as he backs up the ramp to be met by Big Zeke. “You know, hate him or love that kid has talent, and THAT was on hell of a match,â€￾ says The King who is pointing at the ring while talking. “I have to agree King, that was a helluva performance by all three men.â€￾ JR looks down at his program before announcing, “Next up we have a street fight. R Truth taking on Homicide in a street fight.â€￾ King adds, “ And they are already in the street! Let’s check it out!â€￾

R Truth is walking outside of the arena. Crowds of people have gathered to see some get beaten. Homicide is nowhere to be seen but R Truth is taking full advantage of the crowd at hand. “What’s Up,â€￾ he screams to the crowd outside of the arena and they scream, “What’s Up,â€￾ right back to him. He does this a few more times before breaking into his signature dance. As soon as it finishes we here a voice scream, “PUNK ASS BITCH!â€￾ Before R Truth can react he is belted with a chair from behind by Homicide.

Street Fight
R Truth vs. Homicide
Homicide drops the chair and grabs a hold of R Truths Hair he drags him over to a parked 2009 Nissan Altima, Nissan the Official car of the WWE, and slams R Truth into the car. Homicide slams R Truth’s head into the trunk repeatedly before laying Truth across the trunk. Homicide climbs to the top of the car and jumps off the top of the car onto R Truth with a double foot stomp. Homicide bounces off of Truth’s chest and lands on the ground. Homicide throws up some signs before turning around and grabbing R Truth by the hair and dragging him off of the car. Homicide places R Truth’s head up against the wheels on the tire and face scrapes Truth a few times before backing up. Homicide screams as he runs forward trying to smash Truth’s head in with a knee to the face but Truth dodges the knee and homicide rams into the wheel. Homicide screams and agony before being caught with a jumping sidekick and being sent to the pavement. Truth picks up Homicide and hip tosses him into the side of the car. Homicide’s body folds as he lands on his neck. Truth rolls him out and tries to cover him…1...2..kickout.

R Truth yells to the fans outside once more before hitting Homicide with a few well placed boots. R Truth lifts Homicide to his feet. R Truth grabs Homicide by his and body slams him onto the hood of the car. R Truth picks up Homicide and sets him up for a Power bomb. Homicide reverses the Power bomb attempt and drops R Truth onto the car with a back body slam breaking the windshield with R Truth as his projectile. Homicide catches his breath before dragging Truth off of the car and dragging him towards a WWE 18 Wheeler Truck. Homicide lifts Truth onto his shoulder and tries to ram him into the truck but Truth slides down Homicide’s back and pushes him into the truck. Homicide stumbles back into a back suplex onto the ground. Truth covers..1...2..Kickout.

Truth runs his hands through his hair trying to figure out what he needs to do in order to put Homicide away. He looks around for something to issue more damage with. He looks down and Homicide is no longer there. R Truth looks around. He begins to walk around looking, asking “Homicide! Where you at fool? Don’t be tryna hide from this ass whippin, boy!â€￾ Truth looks around but doesn’t see Homicide. He finally pauses and thinks. He goes back to the 18 wheeler and looks under the trailer. The sound of an engine revving catches Truth’s attention. Truth looks up slowly to see Homicide inside of the vehicle they had damaged earlier. Homicide gasses it and collides with Truth who tries to jump to take some of the impact away. Truth flies up the broken windshield over the roof and down the trunk and to the ground. Homicide slams on breaks and puts the car in reverse…he hit’s the gas but stops before he runs over Truth again. Homicide climbs out of the car and says, “Nah, I ain’t that cruel.â€￾ Homicide approaches truth who is out on the ground. Homicide pushes the referee out of the way and cover’s R Truth. 1...2...3!
Winner: Homicide

Homicide has his arm raised in victory as an ambulance rushes onto the scene to pick up R Truth who still isn’t moving. Homicide smirks before walking off as the scene switches back to JR and The King. JR has an expression that can only be described as shock as he recaps the match, “I have never seen someone resort to such extreme measures in order to win a match. Let’s just pray that R Truth is ok.â€￾ JR pauses, “Disturbing…Just Disturbing.â€￾ King just shakes his head.


“AINT NO STOPPING US NOOOOOOOOOâ€￾ The mix of “Ain’t No Stopping Me/ Don’t Waste My Timeâ€￾ begins to play and the crowd instantly begin to boo as Shelton Benjamin and Elijah Burke make their way from the back. They hold their WWE World Tag Team titles high as they strut down the ramp and into the ring. “These two men have gotten over on the number one contenders recently. Constantly resorting to underhanded tactics and trickery to win,â€￾ JR states. The King adds, “well, you know the saying, if you ain’t cheating…you ain’t trying.â€￾ Shelton and Elijah talk strategy in the ring as the lights dim. “1967â€￾ begins to play and from the back emerges The Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin. They make their way to the ring slapping hands with fans and jaw jacking with their opponents inside of the ring. They both slide into the ring and Benjamin and Burke slide out. The Guns climb onto to separate turnbuckles and pose for the crowd before hoping down and meeting in their corner. The Golden Experience climb back into the ring and go to their corner as well. Benjamin decides to start against Shelley.


WWE World Tag Team Title Match
The Golden Experience © vs. The Motor City Machine Guns
Shelton Benjamin and Shelley lock up in the middle of the ring. Shelton takes control of Shelley with a wristlock. Shelton twists on the lock before Shelley flips out of it and flips Shelton over with an arm toss butt Shelton lands on his feet. Shelton and Shelley lock up again and exchange some pin attempts that are reversed each time. They both stand up in their fighting stances as the crowd reacts nicely. Suddenly Shelton sprints at Shelley and hits him with a clothesline that knocks Shelley back into the ropes. Shelley returns and hit’s Benjamin with a flying forearm. Shelton backs against the ropes and both men meet in the middle of the ring with a double cross body. Both men are down. The both roll towards their corners and tag in their partners.

Chris Sabin hops into the ring and the crowd pops. Elijah Burke hops into the ring and the crowd says nothing. Elijah Burke waves off the fans and throws his towel at some little kid in the front row. Sabin and Burke meet up in the middle of the ring. Burke can be heard saying, “I ain’t with all that flippin’ shit!â€￾ Burke lifts his arm for a test of strength. Sabin stares Burke in his eyes, knowing there is no way he can trust the man before him. He gives it a shot though, knowing this may very well be a mistake. There hands lock and Burke instantly begins to bridge Sabin back as he matrixes to the ground. Burke looks around at the crowd confidently, knowing that he is in control. However, Sabin begins to come back up. He gets back to a base position where he boots Burke in the midsection tucks his head under Burke’s arm and flips him with a suplex, Sabin bridges……1.…….2.……kickout.

Benjamin begins to scream to referee, Mike Chioda, distracting him as the ever so opportunistic Elijah Burke low blows Chris Sabin who is trying to pick him up. Shelley tries to rush in the ring but the referee stops him. Burke lifts Sabin to his feet and brings him to the corner. Burke sets Sabin up in a tree of woe. Shelton Benjamin holds Sabin’s legs as Elijah Burke walks across the ring. He taunts Shelley before sprinting to the corner where Sabin is. He boosts himself by holding the top ropes and kicking off of Sabin’s chest going directly into the air. He then swings down with both of his knees to Sabin’s chest with a modified version of the Elijah Express. As soon as he does this Shelton tags himself in and flies off the ropes and comes with a huge Stinger splash. Chris Sabin falls out of the corner. Shelton pins Sabin...1...2...kickout.

Shelton Benjamin picks up Sabin and whips him into the corner. Shelton runs in but Sabin throws up a boot. Sabin then runs behind Shelton and hit’s a hard release German suplex. Sabin recovers and tags in Shelley who comes in and sets up Benjamin. Sabin runs in, spinning sole kick from Sabin, Super kick from Shelley, and Sabin hit’s a jumping enziguri as Shelley connects with a super kick. Shelton collapses to the mat and Shelley covers but Burke breaks it up. Sabin kicks Burke in the gut and picks him up for a power bomb Shelley comes over and executes a double knee backbreaker as Sabin power bombs Burke. Sabin and Shelley are in control as the crowd is going crazy. They turn their attention to Benjamin who is on one knee. They both line up for a super kick but Shelton rolls out of the ring before they can connect.

Sabin goes after Shelton and Shelley goes after Burke. Sabin tries to pick up Shelton but Shelton rams Sabin into the ring post on the outside. Shelton goes under the ring and reveals some handcuffs. Shelton handcuffs Sabin to the turn post and hits him with a super kick. Shelley tries to lift up Burke but receives some powder to the eyes. Burke throws Shelley into the ring where Benjamin is waiting. Shelley swings blindly but only runs into Benjamin who hits his PAYDIRT finishing move. Shelton covers…….1.…..2.….3!
Winners: The Golden Experience
The Golden Experience retains the WWE World Tag Team Titles

Burke and Benjamin celebrates as if they just won their titles after a hard fought battle with the Motor City Machine Guns. Sabin is handcuffed on the outside. Shelley is blinded and out in the ring. JR can’t help but mention that the golden experience is, “The Dirtiest Tag Team in WWE history.â€￾ Sabin is released and Shelley begins to stir as the scene fades to a No Way Out advertisement.

End of Part 1...Part 2 Coming Soon
Still to Come :
CM Punk vs. Kenny Dykstra No DQ
MVP vs. Rey Mysterio
Christian vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Undisputed Championship
And The Royal Rumble Match

 

[comicgeekelly]

Royal Rumble Part 1 Review

Dark match- I like the idea of putting the dark match results, not a lot of people do that. I just think it's cool.

Opening video- That was freaking awesome!

Morrison vs. Miz- Good match. Back and forth with a good ending.

Triple Threat- I liked this one a lot. Zeke played a good role in the match and you didn't use him too much. Lots of action made this a very exciting match.

R-Truth vs. Homicide- I found the Nissan ad funny. Really brutal match. Thats what a street fight should be.

Tag Title match- Good amount of action in this one. It was really good, but I was somewhat disapointed with the end. Oh well, the Guns can't always win.

 

[LKO]

The lights in the arena dim as “Breatheâ€￾ by Prodigy bangs over the PA. The entrance ramp pulsates with white lights as the crowd gives their opinion of Kenny Dykstra who makes his way from the back The self proclaimed “Future Hall of Famerâ€￾ makes his way to the ring. Strutting ever so confidently as JR commentates on this bright young star, “You have to give this young man credit, he has had victory over the former world champion, CM Punk, three straight weeks. Now some may argue that those victories weren’t fair or honest but they were victories and they have boosted this young man’s confidence to new levels. King adds, “That’s right JR, a win is a win, and this young man knows how to win.â€￾ The lights return to normal as the crowd begins to clap in anticipation of one of their favorite stars.

“This Fire Burnsâ€￾ rocks the arena as CM Punk breaks through the curtain and onto the stage. The crowd erupts as CM Punk looks out to the crowd before making his way down the ramp. He eyes Kenny Dykstra all the way down the ramp. CM Punk climbs the steps and climbs the turn post. He does a Captain Morgan pose while looking out to the crowd and staring down his opponent. JR is pumped, “ He is a former World Heavyweight Champion, he is straight edged and sharper than the blade of the same name. CM Punk is for real, folks." King rains on JR’s parade, “ You make it seem like he’s God’s gift to wrestling. He’s still capable of losing, which he has done for the past three weeks.â€￾ CM Punk drops into the ring and bounces rolling his wrists.

No Disqualification Match
CM Punk vs. Kenny Dykstra
The ref sounds the bell and the match is underway. CM Punk looks across the ring at his opponent, focused and determined. Kenny Dykstra looks back at Punk, confident and relaxed. Both Men circle each other…before EXPLODING. Dykstra and Punk meet in the middle of the ring exchanging wild blows. CM Punk gets the advantage catching Dykstra with a forearm and a kick to the side of the head. CM Punk goes for a spinning back fist but Dykstra ducks it and flips CM Punk with an over head belly to belly. Kenny Dykstra climbs to his feet and shows off to the crowd but Punk is back up quickly and slams Dykstra with a German suplex. CM Punk stands up and mocks Dykstra’s taunt before doing a cut throat motion. CM Punk lifts up Dykstra and pushes him against the ropes. He whips Dykstra across the ring and as Dykstra returns CM Punk bends over for a back body drop but Dykstra catches Punk with a kick to the chest that stands up CM Punk. Punk rocks back and is taken out by a clothesline. Kenny Dykstra pins…1...kickout. Dykstra grinds his forearm across Punk’s face. Before five punk a few elbows to the head. Dykstra bounces off the ropes and drops a elbow across CM Punks face. He cover’s again..1...2...kickout. Dykstra’s face frowns in disgust as he lifts CM Punk to his feet. Dykstra chops Punk across the chest and that wakes up the Straight Edged Warrior. CM Punk fires back with a chop of his own. Dykstra chops Punk again but this time Punk fires back with a slap to the face. Dykstra is fuming, you can see the smoke flaring from his nostrils. He swings at Punk but Punk dodges before hitting Dykstra with a one legged enziguri.

CM Punk climbs out of the ring and gets ready to climb the turnbuckle but Dykstra attacks CM Punk while he is on the apron. CM Punk swings at Dykstra and knocks him back. CM Punk springboards off the top rope and clotheslines Dykstra. CM Punk covers…1...2..kickout. CM Punk lifts Dykstra to his feet and hits him with a kick to the head. He hooks Dykstra and drops him with the double underhook backbreaker. Punk covers…1...2..kickout. Punk becomes frustrated. He lifts Punk and whips him into the corner Punk tries to rush in and hit his running knee in the corner but Dykstra flips Punk out of the ring. Dykstra slides out of the ring and grabs Punk. Dykstra slams Punk into the stairs. Dykstra lifts Punk and slams him into the announce table. Dykstra lifts Punk and drops him on the announce table. Dykstra walks over by the bell keeper and grabs a steel chair. Punk climbs into the ring as Dykstra stalks Punk. Dykstra slams the chair on the stairs as he climbs into the ring. Dykstra raises the chair as Punk comes to his feet but off instinct Punk kicks the chair into Dykstra’s face. Dykstra stumbles and Punk lifts him up…GO TO SLEEP… Punk doesn’t cover…he adds insult to injury by locking in the ANACONDA VICE…Dykstra can’t tap he’s out of it…The ref calls for the bell.
Winner: CM Punk

CM Punk celebrates as Kenny Dykstra is out in the ring. The crowd is on their feet as Punk finally makes Dykstra pay. JR is excited as well, “Boy, what a match. CM Punk finally got redemption against Kenny Dykstra who had pretty much embarrassed him for three weeks straight.â€￾ King adds, “ You’ve got to think that would get Punk right back on track for the Undisputed title.â€￾

“Booyaka 619â€￾ fires up over the PA system and the crowd erupts as they await the entrance of Rey Mysterio. Rey shoots up from beneath the stage like a bottle rocket and the crowd somehow manages to get louder. Rey makes his way down the ramp shaking his fans’ hands. Rey slides into the ring and raises his hands to the sky before pacing the ring waiting on his opponent.

Cheerleaders prance onto the stage and line up in a formation. They begin to cheer, “ Rey, Rey, He’s Ok but MVP is so so Great. Rey no 619, He’ll beat you in OVERTIME. Goooooooo MVP!!!â€￾ “I’m Comingâ€￾ begins to play and the WWE International Champion makes his way from the back title tight around his waist. MVP nods at the cheerleaders as he walks to the middle of the ramp. He hits his taunt as pyro shoots up behind him. “You know, MVP is very full of himself. He calls himself the “High Flier Denierâ€￾ and with somewhat good reason, he has taken out AJ Styles, Jeff Hardy, and Kaz. Three men who are great risk takers but none have the pedigree of the former World Champion Rey Mysterio,â€￾ JR states. “Yeah, but MVP is the man, JR. And he is constantly proving all of his naysayers wrong. It never ceases to amaze me how awesome MVP really is,â€￾ King boasts. MVP climbs into the ring and hands the referee his title. MVP and Rey Mysterio step toe to toe in the ring before being separates the two before ringing the bell.

WWE International Title Match
M.V.P © vs. Rey Mysterio
MVP and Rey Mysterio lock up and MVP quickly overpowers Rey Mysterio pushing him across the ring. MVP laughs as Rey shakes the cobwebs off. They lock up again and it’s the same result. MVP laughs saying “Come on man, this chump’s a lightweight.â€￾ Rey Mysterio beckons MVP to lock up one more time and they do but before MVP can push Rey across the ring Rey rolls behind MVP and pushes him across the ring. MVP is irritated and rushes at Rey who drop toe holds him across the middle ropes. The crowd screams for the 619. Rey bounces off the ropes but MVP slides out of the ring. MVP points to his head signaling that he is indeed to smart for that. MVP turns around and Rey comes flying over the top rope with a Plancha taking MVP out on the floor. Rey acknowledges the crowd before going back to work. He tosses MVP into the ring and climbs onto the apron. MVP stands to his feet and MVP jumps onto the top rope and bounces again turning around and launching himself at MVP with a moonsault however MVP catches Rey on his shoulder. MVP carries Rey to the corner and drops him on the top turnbuckle. Rey stumbles out and MVP clothesline Rey to the mat. MVP covers..1...2...kickout. MVP complains to the ref before picking Rey up off of the ground. MVP whips Rey into the corner and follows in with a clothesline. Rey falls to a seated position laying against the bottom turnbuckle. MVP taunts the crowd before walking over and stomping Rey in the corner. The ref makes MVP back off and he does before running in and trying to boot Rey’s head off but Rey snaps too and rolls out of the corner. Rey gets to a knee and MVP approaches only to receive a spinning heel kick. MVP gets to his feet again and receives another one. MVP gets to his feet and Rey lays a hard kick into the back of his right leg and another to the left leg. MVP is on his knees. Rey bounces off the ropes and drop kicks MVP in the face. Rey covers…1...2...kickout.

Rey picks up MVP and hits him with punches backing him into the corner. Rey sets up MVP on the top turnbuckle. Rey climbs up to the top turnbuckle and goes for a Frankensteiner but MVP holds on to Rey and drops him off the top with an avalanche power bomb. MVP and Rey crash to the mat both men out of it. MVP cannot cover and Rey couldn’t kick out if he had to. The ref begins the double count…1.….2.…3.….4.….MVP is stirring….5.…6.…MVP is on a knee……7.…MVP is up. He covers Rey…1.…2...kickout!!!!

MVP is showing frustration as he removes his headband. He stands to his feet and screams, “It’s OVA!â€￾ He picks Rey up and sets him up for the Playmaker but Rey spins out of it and drop toe holds MVP onto the middle rope. Rey bounces off the ropes…619!!! MVP bounces across the ring as Rey sets up on the apron. MVP is shaken but on his feet. Rey bounces to the top rope but MVP runs and pushes the top rope Rey trips and falls getting caught in the ropes. MVP makes no hesitation in taking advantage of this and boots Rey’s head off with the DRIVE BY…MVP untangles Rey and covers him…1.…2.…3!
Winner: M.V.P
M.V.P. retains the WWE International Championship

MVP is handed his title as his theme music blasts over the PA. MVP raises his title before climbing out of the ring and backing up the ramp as the referee checks on Rey who is finally beginning to stir. “MVP continues the streak, knocking off Rey Mysterio who took one risk too many and paid for it,â€￾ explains JR. “I told you JR, MVP is unstoppable.

The camera switches to the announce position. “Well folks, last week Brock Lesnar made a surprise return and knocked off Matt Hardy to become the WWE Undisputed Champion. Now he is taking on Christian, who has been on a roll recently. Brock Lesnar is an animal people and now that he is back aligned with Paul Heyman and Monster’s Inc, I don’t see how anyone can stop him,â€￾ JR says before turning to the King. “Christian is good and he has the peepulation behind him, but I don’t think that will be enough to take down the Undisputed Champion,â€￾ the King states adding merit to Christian’s Underdog status.

The lights dim and “Just Close Your Eyesâ€￾ begins as the peeps stand to their feet. The crowd pops as Captain Charisma emerges from backstage. He slowly walks to the ring with his unmatched swagger. He runs up the steps and between the ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits his chest before pointing out to the crowd. He jumps down and hits another turnbuckle before the lights return to normal. Christian watches the ramp, waiting for Brock Lesnar.

The signature intro to “Here Comes The Painâ€￾ hits the PA and the lights dim. Brock Lesnar walks out from the back with his Undisputed title around his waist. Brock Lesnar stops on the top of the ramp and bounces before yelling out a scream. He makes his way down the ramp and stops in front of the ring. He bounces before hopping onto the apron as pyro shoots up from the turnbuckles. Brock climbs into the ring and stares at Christian while bouncing. He removes his title and hands it to the referee.

WWE Undisputed Title Match
Brock Lesnar © vs. Christian
The bell rings and Christian tries for a quick clothesline but Brock doesn’t budge. He screams for another like a frat boy and Christian obliges bouncing against the ropes and trying for another clothesline. Brock rolls it off before firing back at Christian with a hard clothesline of his own folding Christian like an accordion. Brock covers Christian…1...2...Brock lifts Christian’s head. Brock lifts up Christian and drops him with a backbreaker. Brock holds on and stands back to his feet and drops Christian again. He drops Christian once more before clinching Christian tighter to his chest and tossing him back with a fall away slam.

Brock walks over to Christian and gives him a few boots before lifting Christian to a seated position. Brock then rushes forward kicking Christian in the chest. Brock drops his knee across Christian’s throat before pinning Christian again. Christian barely manages to throw a foot on the bottom rope. Brock gets up and drags Christian by his leg to the middle of the ring and tries to pin again…1...2..kickout. Brock lifts Christian to his feet and hooks him for a vertical suplex. Brock holds Christian in the air for a minute before dropping him. He covers again…1...2...kickout. Brock lifts Christian and throws him into the corner. Brock stomps over into the corner and goes to rush in with his shoulder but Christian moves and Brock goes through the corner hitting the turn post. Christian pulls Lesnar out of the corner and drops him with a quick DDT. Christian covers…1...kickout.

Christian wastes no time quickly applying boots to Brock Lesnar. Brock tries to get to his feet but Christian drop kicks him in the face sending him back down to the mat. Christian covers Brock….1..kickout. Christian lifts Brock Lesnar’s leg and stomps him in the back of his leg. Christian then lifts Brock’s arms and drops his knee across the arm. Christian locks in an armbar. Brock throws Christian off. Christian tries again but Brock throws him again. Brock tries to get to his feet but Christian quickly drops a double axe handle smash across his back. Brock continues to try and get up. He finally does but goes down due to a Christian chop block to the back of Brock’s leg. Christian tries to lock in a one legged crab but Brock kicks Christian off. Christian climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair. Christian slides in the ring. He looks at the chair and then at the ramp and shakes his head “Nooooâ€￾ before throwing it to the ground. Instead Christian gets out of the ring and grabs the WWE Undisputed title. He slides into the ring. And tries to rush and hit Brock who turns around and Christian stops. Christian acts as if he was shining the title. He tries to hand it to Brock but Brock just gives Christian another clothesline. Christian rolls out of the ring title still in hand. Brock leans between the ropes trying to pull Christian into the ring but Christian quickly slams the belt into his head. The ref didn’t see what happened he just see Brock fall back into the ring. Christian stands up and looks at the ref waving his hands as if he doesn’t know what happened. Christian slides into the ring and does some shadow boxing before covering Brock Lesnar…1...2...kickout.

Christian can’t believe that didn’t take Brock out. He looks up to the top turnbuckle and climbs to the top. Brock Lesnar begins to come to his feet so Christian changes what ever he was about to do. Brock turns around and Christian launches at him with a cross body but Brock catches Christian…tosses him up to his shoulders…F5. Brock cover’s Christian…1.…2.…3!
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar retains the WWE Undisputed Championship

Brock Lesnar grabs his belt and raises it high as Christian is out in the ring. “Christian tried everything he could but it just wasn’t enough. Brock Lesnar is on a rampage,â€￾ states JR. “I don’t see that title moving from his waist anytime soon,â€￾ King expresses. “Well, its almost that time. Every year thirty men try, one man prevails. Who will win the Royal Rumble this year,â€￾ asks JR. “My money is on Edge, he has the number thirty spot and he is the ULTIMATE opportunist,â€￾ King says while pointing to his Edge shirt.

The Royal Rumble Match​

1st Elimination : The first elimination came ten wrestlers in when Christopher Daniels snuck up behind Elijah Burke who was trying to eliminate Batista and threw Burke over the top rope and to the outside.

Elijah Burke eliminated by Christopher Daniels

2nd Elimination: Chris Sabin was eliminated when Batista clotheslined him over the top rope and to the outside.
Chris Sabin eliminated by Batista

3rd Elimination: Robert Roode was eliminated by Rey Mysterio with a back body drop over the top rope.

Robert Roode eliminated by Rey Mysterio

4th Elimination: Abyss was eliminated when majority of the guys teamed up and threw him over the top rope.

Abyss eliminated by Everyone

5th Elimination: Carlito was eliminated when “Stone Coldâ€￾ Steve Hass came out and gave him a Stunner and tossed him out of the ring.

Carlito eliminated by Charlie Hass

6th Elimination: Charlie Hass hopped to the top rope and tried to pop a beer open but was pushed out of the ring by Randy Orton.

Charlie Hass eliminated by Randy Orton

7th Elimination: Randy Orton got a streak going by throwing Kenny Dykstra out of the ring after he received a kick from CM Punk to the head.

Kenny Dykstra eliminated by Randy Orton

8th Elimination: Randy Orton’s streak ended when Mr. Kennedy tossed him out of the ring from behind.

Randy Orton eliminated by Mr. Kennedy

9th Elimination: Orton didn’t leave ringside. He angrily stared at Kennedy. Kennedy being the trash talker he is had to stop and say something to Orton. It left him open long enough for Y2J, Chris Jericho to toss him out of the ring.

Mr. Kennedy eliminated by Chris Jericho

10th Elimination: Brian Kendrick was eliminated when Paul London tossed him out while going for the Sliced Bread #2.

The Brian Kendrick eliminated by Paul London

11th Elimination: Paul London eliminated himself when he did a Shooting Star Press to the outside onto The Brian Kendrick on the outside.

Paul London eliminated himself

12th Elimination: Triple H came out on fire and quickly eliminated Alex Shelley.

Alex Shelly eliminated Alex Shelley

13th Elimination: Triple H then took out John Morrison with a clothesline over the rope.

John Morrison eliminated by Triple H

14th Elimination: Rey Mysterio was eliminated when he received a throat thrust from Kane that sent him over the top rope.

Rey Mysterio eliminated by Kane

15th Elimination: Shelton Benjamin was eliminated by Austin Aries when Shelton went for the Pay Dirt but Austin caught Shelton and dropped him over the top rope.

Shelton Benjamin eliminated by Austin Aries

16th Elimination: Chavo Guerrero came out hurt due to his “visitâ€￾ from Big Zeke earlier that night. He climbed in the ring and saw Triple H staring a hole through him. He turned around and jumped over the top rope eliminating himself.

Chavo Guerrero Eliminated himself.

17th Elimination: MVP was eliminated by CM Punk when he went for the Playmaker but CM Punk lifted MVP over the top rope and dropped him to the outside.

MVP eliminated by CM Punk

18th Elimination: CM Punk was eliminated when he was flipped to the outside but he landed on the apron. Samoa Joe capitalized hitting an enziguri knocking Punk off the apron.

CM Punk eliminated by Samoa Joe

19th Elimination: Chris Jericho was trying to hit a Lionsault on John Cena when AJ Styles pushed Jericho over the top rope and to the outside.

Chris Jericho eliminated by AJ Styles.

20th Elimination: AJ Styles was eliminated when he went for the Styles Clash on Samoa Joe but Samoa Joe back body dropped Styles to the outside. Styles caught on to the top rope and tried to pull himself back onto the apron but received a super kick from Joe that put him out for good.

AJ Styles eliminated by Samoa Joe

21st Elimination: Kane military pressed Austin Aries and tossed him to the outside eliminating him.

Austin Aries eliminated by Kane

22nd and 23rd Elimination: Edge’s music hit and he came out as the last man in the rumble. HBK rushed Edge as soon as he got in the ring and both me went flying over the top rope when HBK tried to clothesline Edge out of the ring.

Edge and Shawn Michaels eliminated

24th Elimination: Batista was eliminated by a double clothesline by Kane and Umaga.

Batista eliminated by Kane and Umaga

25th Elimination: Umaga was eliminated when he tried to bounce of the ropes but Triple H pulled the top rope down and Umaga fail to the outside.

Umaga eliminated by Triple H​

The Final Four
Royal Rumble : Samoa Joe, John Cena, Kane, and Triple H
Everyone is exhausted in the ring. Samoa Joe is on the outside knocked out from his brawl earlier with Umaga. John Cena is down from a knee to the face from Triple H. Kane is stomping John Cena in the corner. Triple H runs over and pounds Kane in the back with forearms. Kane turns around and Triple punches Kane in the face. Kane laughs and hits Triple H with a throat thrust. Triple H hit’s the ground and Kane signals for the choke slam. Triple H lowblows Kane and hit’s the PEDIGREE…Triple H lifts Kane body and tries to push Kane over the top rope…he almost has him….John Cena comes behind Triple H and Kane and pushes them BOTH over. CENA celebrates. He’s won it! No…he forgets Samoa Joe is still legal. Joe grabs Cena from behind and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Winner: Samoa Joe

“MY GAWD…SAMOA JOE HAS SHOCKED THE WORLD AND JOHN CENA AND WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE! HE’S THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AT WRESTLEMANIA,â€￾ JR yells as he can barely contain himself. The King adds, “ I can’t believe it JR. Samoa Joe is going to Wrestlemania.â€￾

Joe falls to his knees and looks up as the fireworks erupt throughout the arena. The scene fades as the copyright image shows up in the bottom of the screen with Samoa Joe on his knees arms raised high.

 

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Review for both parts

Opening video--I like that you added the voice of Michael Clark Duncan, you made the video visable inside a reader's head which is the point in doing it.

Morrison/Miz-Putting in the Morrison slow mo style entrance was a great idea.
I'm not a big fan of the Miz so having Morrison take him down was a solid move. I like the fact that Morrison mouthed him after the match. Hopefully this is the first step to bigger things for Morrison and the Miz vanishing.

Cruiserweight Title-You captured the attitude of the wrestlers well. The cockiness of Kendrick, the intensity of Low Ki and the revenge factor of London. Having Zeke not involved in the true outcome was a good move by not making TBK totally dependent on him. I'm interested on what happened
to Chavo though.

Street Fight-The two trash talking each other throughout the match was a great touch. Homicide running over Truth was suprising. I liked the writing of the actual impact, I hope the Truth has taken some stuntman classes.

Tag Team Titles-The Golden Experience was a good move with the win but so far you have had 4 matches and 4 heels winning. Give some love to the faces too as the show is heavingly leaning to one side. Just something to keep in mind.

Punk/Dykstra-Punk puts an end to the Dykstra winning streak. He also shows a darker side by hitting the GTS then locking Kenny in the Vice. Now Punk can put Dykstra to the side and move on to bigger things.

MVP/Rey--Nice touch with the cheerleaders for MVP but it the chant was off in my opinion. Another match and another heel winning. One face win out of 6matches. Hopefully a face will win the Rumble to even it out.

Lesnar/Christian--A match that I won't take serious in real life. Cage shouldn't be a legitmate threat to Lesnar and it is a good thing that Cage doesn't pull off the upset. Lesnar retaining is a good thing but no Heyman?

The Royal Rumble-I don't like the way you set up the match. I've never wrote a Rumble match and I think it will be probably the hardest ppv to write so I can't criticize too much. I was waiting for the Monsters Inc trio to be left with a face and was surprised that only Kane was left. After the build up I would have liked all three to be in the end with Joe and him taking them each out. That would have made Joe look strong enough to be able to take out Brock.

Overall-I liked the show, the entrances was my favorite things (Morrison and MVP), the street fight ending was original and the matches as a whole was easy to read and realistic. The biggest problem I had was the heel/face ratio in terms of wins. You can't have all heels getting pushes or u are going to get in trouble later on in your BTB.

 

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Royal Rumble Part 2

Punk vs. Dykstra- I think that the No DQ part of the match was unneeded. Still a good match.

MVP vs. Mysterio- Good match. I liked the sudden ending. I think that Rey got dominated in this match.

Christian vs. Lesnar- Good axtion in this match. It was back and forth. I didn't really expect Christian to win, but I thought that he might have a chance at some points.

Roayl Rumble- I didn't like how this was set up. The Final Four was pretty good, but I didn't like how ti ended. As a whole the Royal Rumble match was disapointing.