Fastlane WWE Fastlane 2017 PREDICTIONS CONTEST

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Prizes
Winner: $1000 forum cash
Runner-up: $500 forum cash​

 

[Solid Snake]

Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa vs Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa via Pinfall/Submission
Neville (c) vs Jack Gallagher Neville via Pinfall/Submission
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax Nia Jax via Pinfall/Submission
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs Enzo & Cass Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson via Pinfall/Submission
Sami Zayn vs Samoa Joe Samoa Joey via Pinfall/Submission
Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman Braun Strowman via Disqualification/Count out
Charlotte (c) vs Bayley Charlotte via Pinfall/Submission
Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg Kevin Owens via Disqualification/Count out

How many titles will change hands? 1
Goldberg defeats Kevin Owens in under 1:26? No
Will Undertaker cost Roman Reigns his match? Yes
Will Charlotte win clean? Yes
Will there be any surprise returns? Yes
How long will the main event last? 7:29

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

Samoa Joey via Pinfall/Submission

Joey Samoey

Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg Kevin Owens via Disqualification/Count out

I hope you're right and I'm wrong about this one.

 

[Solid Snake]

Joey Samoey



I hope you're right and I'm wrong about this one.

If they want me watching Wrestlemania, Kevin better win. :mad1-61:

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

If they want me watching Wrestlemania, Kevin better win. :mad1-61:

Diddo for most of the world...

They deserve that spot and Goldberg Vs Lesnar III doesn't need it, the build up is good enough for what it is, the title isn't going to add anything to it

 

[Solid Snake]

Diddo for most of the world...

They deserve that spot and Goldberg Vs Lesnar III doesn't need it, the build up is good enough for what it is, the title isn't going to add anything to it

After everything KO and Jericho did last year, it would just be a slap in the face to them to give it to Goldberg. I'm not going to say they "won't" do something like that... They have before, but I would like to think that they know better than that this time... Though everything is pointing at KO losing. I'm prepared to boycott Wrestlemania this year.

 

[Rosie]

Can you add a prediction spot for it being not that good like the last two Fast Lane PPVs?

Spoiler

Will do predictions in a bit.

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

After everything KO and Jericho did last year, it would just be a slap in the face to them to give it to Goldberg. I'm not going to say they "won't" do something like that... They have before, but I would like to think that they know better than that this time... Though everything is pointing at KO losing. I'm prepared to boycott Wrestlemania this year.

Oh you're right about that, they've definitely done dumber & more disrespectful things. Jericho should have won the RR if you really wanna get right down to it.

It was his year to win it & there were previous years he could have won it as well. For how hard he worked all year & how hard the guy he's facing at WM worked all year, also for how well it fits the story.

Was always one of the main stars WWE refused to build as strong as the other big names. He had to scratch & claw his whole career just to stay one those names like Taker, Austin, Rock, Angle which he is every bit as good as.

WWE never seemed to wanna give him anything like a RR win, MITB win or Taker streak match, which should have ALL happened by the way. He would have done great things with all of those angles. They only threw him a bone when they needed something but he always turned it into gold & made a star out of himself because he's that good.

But I was wondering, since you predicted Braun wins by DQ but Taker will cost Roman the match....

Are you thinking Taker just beats down Strowman to get Roman DQ'd and tick him off?? ....Kind of like "this is what I'm going to do to you at WM so watch closely" ??

Never thought of that until I seen your predictions. Was thinking Taker would just show up & beat down Roman allowing Braun to get the pin but judging by how they usually book Taker around WM with no hands on contact towards his actual WM opponent (which is stupid & boring at this point) I think you might be right.

In order to keep the respect between Roman & Taker (which again, is stupid) I can see them not cheap shoting each other or making contact until the actual match.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Done.

 

[Solid Snake]

Oh you're right about that, they've definitely done dumber & more disrespectful things. Jericho should have won that RR if you really wanna get right down to it.

This was his year to win it & there were previous years he could have won it as well. For how hard he worked all year & how hard the guy he's facing at WM worked all year, also for how well it fits the story.

He was always one of the main stars that they refused to build as strong as the other main stars, like he had to scratch & claw his whole career just to stay among those big names like Taker, Austin, Rock, Angle which he was every bit as good as. They never seemed to wanna give him anything like that... a rumble win, a MITB win, a Taker streak match, which should have ALL happened by the way for the guy, he would have done great things with all of those angles. They only ever threw him a bone once in awhile when they needed something but he always turned it into gold & made a star out of himself because he's that good.

But I was just wondering, since you said Braun will win by DQ but Taker will cost Roman the match....

Are you thinking that UnderTaker just shows up & beats down Strowman while Roman watches just to get him DQ'd and tick him off?? ....Kind of like "this is what I'm going to do to you at WM, watch closely"

I never thought of that until I seen your predictions. Was thinking Taker would just show up & beat down Roman allowing Braun to get the pin but judging by how they usually book Taker around WM with no hands on contact towards his actual WM opponent (which is stupid & boring at this point) I think you might be right.

In order to keep the respect between Roman & Taker (which again, is stupid) I can see them not cheap shoting each other or making contact until the actual match.

Yeah and if Taker attacks Strowman, it just shows off his power and strengths. He don't need to touch Roman to send a message. Taker don't care if he wins cause he knows it would be more of a mental game to not actually attack him. That is the way I see it happening. And I picked KO to win the same way... Like Jericho coming in and attacking KO just to be like THAT MOMENT IS MINE! At Wrestlemania... Well, that is what I want to happen anyways.

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

Yeah and if Taker attacks Strowman, it just shows off his power and strengths. He don't need to touch Roman to send a message. Taker don't care if he wins cause he knows it would be more of a mental game to not actually attack him. That is the way I see it happening. And I picked KO to win the same way... Like Jericho coming in and attacking KO just to be like THAT MOMENT IS MINE! At Wrestlemania... Well, that is what I want to happen anyways.

I never thought of Jericho doing that.... That would be awesome, I would mark. Like "Fuck you for not putting me over in WCW, you're not getting my main event"

That totally will probably happen with Taker though.... I really wish they wouldn't keep doing that every year however, I want to see Taker beating down fools, anyone he wants since it's his yard. They're just scared to make either guy a heel by having them hit the other babyface which wouldn't even turn them heel btw so who cares. All of his feuds are the same now.

 

[Solid Snake]

I never thought of Jericho doing that.... That would be awesome, I would mark. Like "Fuck you for not putting me over in WCW, you're not getting my main event"

That totally will probably happen with Taker though.... I really wish they wouldn't keep doing that every year however, I want to see Taker beating down fools, anyone he wants since it's his yard. They're just scared to make either guy a heel by having them hit the other babyface which wouldn't even turn them heel btw so who cares. All of his feuds are the same now.

I know it is very unlikely to see Jericho doing that and KO retaining but Taker doing that... It wouldn't surprise me. I just want the outcome to result in a decent Wrestlemania. As of right now, it is just looking so bad to me. AJ and Joe not being part of a bigger picture, Goldberg likely getting the title to face Brock... Uggg. I would mark out for Asuka to come out during or after Charlotte's match. I don't mind Taker vs Roman but if they have Taker lose it is just meh.

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

I know it is very unlikely to see Jericho doing that and KO retaining but Taker doing that... It wouldn't surprise me. I just want the outcome to result in a decent Wrestlemania. As of right now, it is just looking so bad to me. AJ and Joe not being part of a bigger picture, Goldberg likely getting the title to face Brock... Uggg. I would mark out for Asuka to come out during or after Charlotte's match. I don't mind Taker vs Roman but if they have Taker lose it is just meh.

I was really pissed about Roman/Taker... I just think Roman beside Taker's name on a WM event doesn't fit and he doesn't deserve it either, the match certainly won't be a great one. I just really don't see why they didn't have him face Strowman or squash somebody else on the card that nobody cares about. That way they get their way without ruining one of the 3 main events.

I mean... ok I get it "Roman doesn't deserve all this hate, he's nice" and that's fine but what in the hell has he ever done in the world of Pro Wrestling to deserve anything other than being a part of a good family? It's crap, 100%.

I wouldn't have minded Roman Vs Cena... I mean I know it's not going to be the best technical match but atleast there is an interesting story "who's the real top dog" one of them could turn heel and the Cena & Roman haters are happy because they get to boo them both at the same time & they won't ruin anything else on the card.

There was so many different roads to take with every match this year that would have been great but they decided not to go with any of them, I just don't get it, it's like they ruin WM on purpose.

 

[Rosie]

Match Card

Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa vs Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar Dancing Dude who you can't handle & Badass Japanese-Dude beats Spanky and The Boyfriend of Alicia FAAAUUUXXX via Pinfall/Submission
Neville (c) vs Jack Gallagher N-Pac defeats the stereotypical Brit via Pinfall/Submission
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax Samoan Awesome Kong beats the internet's fav woman via Pinfall/Submission
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs Enzo & Cass Festus & Karl's Got a Gun beats The Loud Mouth and the Guy who is not SAWFT via Pinfall/Submission
Sami Zayn vs Samoa Joe Samoan Joeseph defeats Not El Generico via Pinfall/Submission
Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman The most popular man in the world beats Braun Snowman via Pinfall/Submission
Bayley(c) vs Charlotte The Daughter of Ric Flair defeats the human Teddy Bear girl via Pinfall/Submission/Repetitive Booking
Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg GrandDad Beats The Guy Who Killed El Generico and the most glorious friendships via Disqualification/Count out

Bonus Stuff

How many titles will change hands? 1
Goldberg defeats Kevin Owens in under 1:26? No
Will Undertaker cost Roman Reigns his match? No
Will Charlotte win clean? No
Will there be any surprise returns? Yes
How long will the main event last? 9:03

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

M i n e:

Gallows & Anderson DEF Nerds - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

Swann & Tozawa DEF tbk & Noam - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

KING OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS DEF Jack Gallagher - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

Nia Jax DEF Sasha - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

Samoa Joe DEF The Zaynster - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUN DEF Roman - Disqualification

Charlotte DEF Bayley - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

Goldberg DEF ko - PINFALL/SUBMISSION

B o n e r Questions:

How many titles will change hands?
ONE

Goldberg defeats KO B4 1:26:
NO

Will Taker cost RoRo his match?
YESSIR

Will Charlotte win clean?
Yes

Will there be any surprise returns?
YES

HOW LONG will the main event last?

....... 5 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS