WWE Departure - Guaranteed Destination - The Juice Take

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Peyton Royce & Billie Kay - join Impact as a Tag Team.

Samoe Joe - join Impact and wrestles Impact and NJPW at the same time before joining AEW in 2022.

My doubters will be proven wrong
 

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:garrett post more for the record please bc if you're right then I'm sure you'll be hilarious while trolling and if you're wrong then the rest of the site will be hilarious trolling you
 

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These are only things that Juicy Seltzer can guarantee
 

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Well I think IIconics going to Impact are most likely so I'll agree there too. Joe I think just goes to AEW tho, I'd say Impact second most likely but I see 0 NJPW involvement for Joe.
 

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IIConics are going ton AEW to take out the Youngbucks.....don't be cowards AEW
 

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They say all predictions are created equal, but you take a look at me, and you take a look at Juicy Seltzer, and you know that statement is not true. Normally, you've got a 50/50 chance of predicting right. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So Juice has a 25% chance of being right at BEST, to outpredict me! Then, you add Impact to the mix, your chances drastically go down. See, come 90 days, you got a 33 1/3 chance of predicting, but me, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, because impact KNOWS they can't sign them and they aren't even going to try!

So juice, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got 8 1/3 chance of predicting right come 90 day. But then, you take my 75% chance of winning, if we were to predict one on one, and then add 66 2/3 %. I got 141 2/3% chance of winning at 90 Days. See Juice, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Release Day!

Joe+iconics = AEW
Chelsea Green : Impact
Bo Dallas : Impact

dunno about the rest/ dont really care. I doubt any go to NJPW outside MAYBE the lucha guy. but he prob goes to AAA
 
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nah I remember him, he has that nice Salida Del Sol
 

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I quite liked Samuray del Sol on the indies so I'd love if Kalisto does like what Lio Rush is doing and just tours a few. I'd love to see him pop up in MLW or NJPW Strong (or both preferably)
 

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Tucker's going to NWA - they can never get enough big guys without personality
He joins XXXL - under the name Tiny Tucker
 

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looks like I was 1/2 right. MUHAHAHAHAHA
 

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They say all predictions are created equal, but you take a look at me, and you take a look at Juicy Seltzer, and you know that statement is not true. Normally, you've got a 50/50 chance of predicting right. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So Juice has a 25% chance of being right at BEST, to outpredict me! Then, you add Impact to the mix, your chances drastically go down. See, come 90 days, you got a 33 1/3 chance of predicting, but me, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, because impact KNOWS they can't sign them and they aren't even going to try!

So juice, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got 8 1/3 chance of predicting right come 90 day. But then, you take my 75% chance of winning, if we were to predict one on one, and then add 66 2/3 %. I got 141 2/3% chance of winning at 90 Days. See Juice, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Release Day!

Joe+iconics = AEW
Chelsea Green : Impact
Bo Dallas : Impact

dunno about the rest/ dont really care. I doubt any go to NJPW outside MAYBE the lucha guy. but he prob goes to AAA
:slip: i guess greene showed up in impact