WWE Deathmatch Episode #5: Megatron vs Kelly Kelly (50 feet tall)

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Who will win?

  • Megatron

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  • Giant Kelly Kelly

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gzilla46

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This is going to be a little different from the usual WWE Deathmatches. This one is going to have a story. It does with every 5 episodes. Here goes.

Hello, and welcome to WWE. Today, we are going to use an experimental growth ray on the Rock to give him the ability to fight Megatron in today's match.

Megatron: 'Sup?

Now, fire it up.

*Kelly Kelly unknowingly walks by the growth ray and gets zapped. She begins to grow and grow until she is 50 feet tall*

Kelly: What the?

OH NO! It wasn't supposed to hit Kelly. John, you idiot. You had it facing the wrong way. The ray comes out at the TIP! Didn't you read the manual?

Kelly: What's happening to me?

It's a long story, Kelly. It was supposed to hit The Rock, but it was an accident. But the show must go on. You're going to have to take his place in today's match, and fight Megatron.

Megatron: I fought Autobots for centuries. I think I can win against a giant woman.

Kelly: Eh, what the heck? BRING IT ON!!!

Megatron vs Kelly Kelly (50 feet tall)
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Come on. I created a story and everything.
 

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HHH said:
Megatron will win!

It's possible. But don't forget, Kelly Kelly is giant now in this match, which gives her enormous strength. Just that alone could help turn the tide of battle in her favor.
 

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She cant sleep with him since he has no penis, and Megatron actually has skill, so he'll win.
 

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Jonathan said:
What in the world is this.

Haven't you heard? I do a little series. It's about WWE fan-matches made by me. All you have to do is vote for the winner and there it is. Stuff like Hulk vs Thing, Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington, and coming soon Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse.
 

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Megatron, even as a giant, Kelly can't wrestle for shit.

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Oh, and @[BrockLesnarFanForLife]
 
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Voted Megatron, will settle for whoever makes kellykelly's pushup bras.
 

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Farooq said:
She cant sleep with him since he has no penis, and Megatron actually has skill, so he'll win.

Kelly doesn't have wrestling skills? What makes you say that? Wasn't she a Divas champion?

And yes, I'm new to this wrestling thing.
 

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One day of voting left for this one. Cast those votes NOW!
 

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gzilla46 said:
Kelly doesn't have wrestling skills? What makes you say that? Wasn't she a Divas champion?

And yes, I'm new to this wrestling thing.

It's predetermined lol, holding titles especially one as meaningless as the divas one is not an indicator of talent. She can't even run the ropes correctly.
 

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Seabs said:
It's predetermined lol, holding titles especially one as meaningless as the divas one is not an indicator of talent. She can't even run the ropes correctly.

You don't say?
 

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Kelly Kelly even 50ft is still about as much use as a chocolate covered turd so Megatron!