WWE Deathmatch Episode #4: George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln

[gzilla46]

This is the latest episode of my WWE!

Hello, and welcome to WWE, the ultimate wrestling event! Today we witness a wrestling match against 2 of the greatest presidents of all time.

In this corner, we have the first president, the father of our country...GEORGE WASHINGTON!

*Crowd cheers as Washington enters the ring, striking spectacular poses*

And in this corner, we have that slavery-hating president, the 16th president, ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!

*Crowd cheers wildly as Abe Lincoln Enters the ring*

Abe: 4 score and 7 years ago, George Washington gets his butt kicked by me.

It's George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln.

Who will win? State your reasons for your vote from historical facts.

 

[Matt]

Lincoln

 

[gzilla46]

Lincoln

Is it because he was a better President? Me, personally, I vote for George Washington on this match. He could lead an entire army during the Revolutionary War.

 

[gzilla46]

Who votes for Abe Lincoln to the win the wrestling match? Who votes George Washington?

 

[Lacky]

I voted on Lincoln on the basis he has a beard.

 

[gzilla46]

I voted on Lincoln on the basis he has a beard.

His beard doesn't really affect how he can beat George Washington. It's just a beard.

 

[gzilla46]

Who thinks George Washington will win this match?

 

[gzilla46]

Also, one more day left of voting in this match.

 

[gzilla46]

It's you guys' opinion and I respect it, but how would Lincoln win against George Washington? George Washington was actually IN battle and led an entire army.

But, I'm fine with it. If you vote Lincoln, so be it.

 

[seabs]

Lincoln killed vampires.

 

[gzilla46]

Lincoln killed vampires.

George Washington killed Aliens.

 

[seabs]

Aliens are pussies.

 

[Matt]

Aliens are pussies.

i wonder if aliens have pussies