*RR Intro*
JR: Welcome to the Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Tonight is going to be huge JR, we've got 4 title defenses, plus the 30 man over the top Royal Rumble!
Jr: I know king, I can't wait! Let's take you to our Smackdown broadcast team, Michael Cole, and Mick Foley!
Cole: Thank's Tazz, it's been an on growing feud for the past 4 months, ever since MVP stepped into this WWE ring, he's want that United States Title
Foley: It's been crazy at that too Cole, MVP has challenged Benoit a total of 3 times, and has lost every time!
*MVP's Music Hits as he comes down to the ring*
MVP: We all know that Benoit has been carrying that United States title for too long! How has it been now? 5, 6 months? That's way too long in my book!
Crowd Boo's
MVP: Now don't get me wrong, Chris Benoit is a great preformer, but he isn't as good as MVP! And right here, right now im getting that title, for once and for all you people will see who the real United States Champion is!
*Chris Benoit's Music Hits*
Both men lock up, Benoit gets MVP in a head lock. MVP throws Benoit to the ropes as Benoit comes back with a shoulder to shoulder take down. MVP falls down as Benoit locks in another head lock. MVP holds the ropes as the ref breaks the hold. MVP than pokes Benoit in the eyes and throws 3 punches to his head causing him to fall down. MVP than picks up Benoit and slams him on the ground. He makes the quick cover ...1....2... Benoit pulls up the shoulder. MVP grab's Benoit and locks in a DDT, he nails it as he runs to the other side of the ring, and comes flying back with a leg drop. He makes the quick pin again ....1....2...kick out! Benoit pulls himself up on the turnbuckle, MVP comes flying with a huge boot across his face. Benoit falls down as MVP locks in a suplex, and makes it. Benoit is placed in the middle of the ring as MVP goes to the other side of the ring. He comes back, takes a few steps and says "Balllinnn!" He does the huge elbow drop and nails it. He than makes the quick cover ....1....2.... near fall! Benoit barely kicks out in time. Benoit pulls himself up as MVP locks in the play maker. He goes for it as Benoit counters and locks in a german suplex. Benoit throws MVP up once... he throws him twice.... and he throws him a third time as he goes up to the top ropes. He does his signature 4 hoursemen thumb across the neck and heads to the top ropes. MVP bounces up and throws his body on the ropes causing Benoit to lose his balance and sit on the top turn buckle. MVP than hop's on the top turn buckle and locks in the super plex, Benoit tries to fight out of it but MVP throws himself back and nails it. MVP than goes for the cover ...1.....2 kick out! MVP is furious and locks in the play maker. Benoit counters it with the cripple crossface. MVP is in the middle of the ring and tries to reach for the ropes. MVP taps out!
Winner and still United States Champion: Chris Benoit
*Benoit Celebrates and head's the back*
*The scene is backstage with Cryme Tyme*
Cryme Tyme: Yo, yo, yo , yo , yo yo!
Crowd: Yo
Cryme Tyme: Yo!
Crowd: Yo
Cryme Tyme: Yo!
Shad: You J, tell em what's hot!
JTG: The Royal Rumble, and you know Cryme Tyme has the hook up to those lucky stars who need a good spot!
Shad: Royal Rumble numbers! Fo real?
JTG: That's right, oh look it's our homie Eugene! How would you like a Royal Rumble number? We got's any you need from 1- all the way to 30!
Eugene: For real?
Shad: Fo real!
Eugene: Ok i'll take ummm... i'll take... ummm number 27!
JTG: Aight... here you go and, you got to pay!
Eugene: Hold on... ummm.... *Eugene reaches in the back of his butt and pulls out a load of cash*
Shad: You serious?
JTG: It's Money... ehh... *Take's it*
Eugene: Thanks fellas! Thanks... Wooo *Eugene runs out of the room*
Shad: Was that even real?
JTG: Nope, Eugene aint even in the Rumble!
Shad: Haha... you know when your with Cryme Tyme, you make that Money Money, Yeah Yeah! Money Money, Yeah Yeah!
Crowd: Yeah Yeah
*End of Scene*
Joey Styles: Cryme Tyme, there crazy Tazz! But i'll tell you what's more crazy, and that's this on going feud between Rhino and Bobby Lashley, it all started when Lashley won that ECW World title in December, ever since than, Rhino has made his mark and has challenged for that Title!
Tazz: Lashley wouldn't accept his challenge, until Rhino won the 6 man gauntlent this last Tuesday night!
*Video Package is Shown*
*Lashley music hit's and he comes down to the ring*
*Behind him, Rhino comes and starts attacking him*
Rhino throws punches at Lashley as he throws him on the entrance ramp. Rhino pulls Lashley down to the ring and throws him into the steel steps. He goes shoulder first as Rhino get's a chair from under the ring. Rhino swings and misses as Lashley grab's Rhino and locks in a spine buster. He does the huge Spine buster right on the steel Steps as Rhino screams in pain. Lashley picks up the chair and swings it at Rhino on the ground. He nails him 4 times in the leg as he rolls into the ring, and rolls out. Lashley than grabs Rhino by his hair and throws him into the steel guard post. Rhino's shoulder goes crashing into it as Lashley pulls out a singapore cane from under the ring. He swing's it at Rhino's face, 3 times. He than rolls Rhino into the ring as he pulls out a stop sign, trash can, trash lid, and 3 chairs. He throws all of these items into the ring. Lashley rolls into the ring, Rhino locks in a german Suplex and throws Lashley over his shoulders. Rhino picks up 1 of the chairs and swings it at Lashley's face, as he attempts to get up. Rhino than grabs Lashley, locks in a DDT, sets him up over a trash can, and nails it! He than makes a cover ....1....2...kick out! Rhino gets the trash lid and wait's for Lashley to get up, Lashley does and Rhino swings right across his face! Lashley tumbles down as Rhino makes another cover ...1....2... Lashley put's his foot on the rope. Rhino rolls out of the ring and pull's Lashley with him. Rhino picks up the singapore cane used earlier and swings it across Lashley's face. Rhino than throws Lashley ontop of the ECW's annoncer's table. Rhino than stand's on the table and pull's Lashley between his leg's. *Styles and Tazz have ran out of the way by this time* Rhino pick's up Lashley for the power bomb, Lashley counter's it and throws Rhino over his shoulders. Lashley than locks in the Dominator and runs across the ECW table and land's right onto the Smackdown Announcer's table!
Styles: OHH MYYY GOOD! Both men are down. The ref start's the count. 1.......2.......3.....4.......5......6.....7.....8..... Lashley get's up and rolls into the ring. He than rolls back out and pulls Rhino into the ring. Lashley wait's for Rhino to get up as he set's up for the spear. ..... Rhino get's up and Lashley runs for the spear, Rhino jumps out of the way as Lashley goes shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle hitting the steel post. Rhino than set's up for his spear... Lashley turn's around holding his shoulder and Rhino runs for the spear! He nails it and makes the cover....1....2....3!!
Winner and new ECW World Champion: Rhino!!!
*Rhino hold's up the gold and walk's to the back*
*Backstage with Coachmen and Teddy Long*
Coachmen: That's almost all the number's! All we need is about... 3 more people!
*The Great Khali Walks in*
Khali: shoop asfff oopppp asdllll
*He swip's a ball from the holder and open's it. He than laughs*
Teddy Long: What's his problem?
Coachmen: No clue, he seemed to be happy about his pick though!
*King Booker walk's in*
Booker: It is not time, for King Booker to get his WHC back! The king can't live without his gold, which is why I will win this Royal Rumble tonight! No other title is as great as The King, Royal Rumble Winner, and World Heavyweight champion!
*Booker grabs a ball*
Booker: OOOH Hell na! Ther aint no way I just got this What da......
*End of Scene*
Cole: Look's like Booker isnt that happy! But now is the time, time for the World Heavyweight Championship to be on the line!
Foley: What a huge this is going to be, watching from ring side! Man, I wish you people watching at home could see this, this is going to ugly!
Cole: This feud started just 2 months ago, after Finlay beat everyone in his path in the "Beat The Clock Challenge."
*Video Package*
*Finlay's Music hits as he comes down to the ring*
*Batista's Music hit's as he comes down to the ring*
Batista get's Finlay in a head lock. Finlay Throws Batista to the ropes as Batista comes flying back with a shoulder to shoulder take down. Batista pick's picks up Finlay and throws him to the turnbuckle as he comes flying with a spear, he jabs his shoulder in to Finlay multiple times. The ref. pulls Batista off of Finlay, Finlay kicks Batista in the stomach and kicks his legs, until Batista is forced to fall down to his knees. Finlay than runs to the ropes and comes flying back with a drop kick across Batista's face. Batista falls down as Finlay makes the cover 1... kick out! Batista tries to get up, Finlay locks in a sleeper. Batista tries to fight it off but he can't. Batista jumps up... and falls back down as the ref pulls his arm up... 1....2.... Batista pulls his arm up and elbows Finlay in the chest. Batista throws Finlay over his shoulders. Finlay goes crashing down as Batista does a huge boot across his face. Batista than picks up Finlay and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He throws some punches and climbs his way up. He locks in a superplex. Finlay pokes Batista in the eyes and locks in a neckbreaker and jumps over Batista on the top turnbuckle. Batista goes crashing down neck first as Finlay goes for the cover. ....1.....2....kick out! Batista barely lifts his shoulder to get out of the cover. Finlay than stomps on Batista's face. Batista pulls himself up. Finlay goes for a right, Batista counter it and locks in a spine buster. Batista than motions for the Batista bomb. He pulls him up to his legs, when out of nowhere a midget comes flying out of the ring. The midget comes into the ring and distracts the ref. Batista throws down Finlay and goes after the midget. Finlay picks up his sheliley and knocks Batista over the head with it! Batista goes crashing down as the ref. turns around and catches Finlay! The ref. screams at Finlay and rings the bell. Finlay furious whacks the ref in the head with the sheliley. He than starts to whack Batista in the leg, multiple times.
Winner by DQ: Batista
*Backstage with Todd Grisham:
Todd: My guest at this time, the wwe champ, John Cena. John we are just moments away from this epic match for your wwe title, what's going through your head ?
Cena: I'll tell you what's going through my head! In just a few seconds, to greats, The Champ John Cena vs. The Showstopper Shawn Michaels for the wwe title! This is going to be huge! I've repsected Shawn since day one and I will still keep respecting him, Right now, i've got my match!
*Cena's Music Hits as he comes down to the ring*
HBK's Music hit's as he comes down to ring*
Both men lock up. Cena throws HBK to the ropes as HBK comes back, Cena close lines him. Cena than does a back body drop. HBK falls down as Cena locks in a boston Crab. HBK reaches for the ropes and gets the bottom one. Cena pulls HBK and throws him back in the middle of the ring. He than locks in another Boston Crab. HBK reaches for the ropes again but cant get it. Cena holds the lock for about 2min. as HBK gets the bottom ropes. Cena than stomps on HBK's leg. HBK throws a right across his face, than another, another, and one last one. He than headbutt's Cena and heads to the top ropes. HBK than goes for the big elbow, Cena rolls out of the way. Cena picks up HBK and locks in a fishermen's suplex. He nails it and set's up HBK in the middle of the ring. He does the 5knuckle shuffle, HBK rolls out of the way and close line's Cena. HBK than locks in a sharpshooter.... Cena sreams in agony as HBK forces him to tap out. Cena refuses as he reaches for the bottom rope. HBK applies more pressure Cena refuses to tap as he throws his body on the bottom turn buckle and rolls out of the ring. HBK follows him as slams his head on the Raw announcers table. He than set's up Cena laying down on the announcers table as he rolls back into the ring. HBK goes to the top ropes and does a huge elbow, nailing Cena on Raw announcers table, hurting himself. Both of the men are layed out flat as the ref. starts the count .......1...........2...........3.........4..........5.........6.......7.......8.... Cena is up ald pulls himself back into the ring. Cena lays there flat in the middle of the ring as HBK rolls himself back in. HBK stands himself up and stomps his feet for the super kick... ..1........2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7..... Cena gets up and HBK does it, Cena counters it with the F-U and nails it! He than makes the quick cover ....1......2..... kick out! Cena can't believe Shawn kicked out, so he rolls him on his stomach and locks in the STFU. HBK is in pain, agony as he refuses to tap out. Cena gets a good hold on him and wont let go. HBK is about to pass out... HBK passes out and the ref calls for the bell!!
Winner and still WWE Champion: John Cena!
*RR History Package Plays*
(In Summary)
Stars: Miz, Kenny, Flair, Dreamer, Edge, Sabu, Elijah Burke, Orton, Mat Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Benjmain, Regal, Guerrero, Carlito, Booker T, Sandman, Masters, Henry, Kennedy, Kane, Benoit, Mysterio, Khali, Gregory Helms, Cm Punk, Visceria, Boogeyman, MVP, The Undertaker, Triple H
Eliminated:
Miz By Flair
Kenny Dystra By Flair
Ric Flair By Orton
Tommy Dreamer By Edge
Sabu By Elijah Burke
Mat Hardy By Edge
Jeff Hardy By Edge
Elijah Burke By Benjamin
William Regal By Edge
Chavo Guerrero By Carlito
Shelton Benjamin By Masters
Carlito By Benjamin
Booker T By Benoit
Sandman By Booker T
Masters By: Kane
Mark Henry By: Kane
Mr. Kennedy By: Kane
Rey Mysterio By: The Great Khali
MVP By: The Great Khali
Kane By:The Great Khali
Chris Benoit By: The Great Khali
Edge By: The Great Khali
Randy Orton By: The Great Khali
Boogeyman: Visceria
Gregory Helms: Cm Punk
Cm Punk: The Great Khali
Visceria: The Great Khali
The Great Khali: The Undertker
Taker throws the big boot and nails Khali Out of the ring. The clock goes down as the final Entrant enters...... 4......3....2...1! *Time To Play The Game* Triple H comes down and beats the hell out of Taker, Taker counters back and throws punches. The 2 exchange punches, Taker goes for the chokeslam, Triple H kicks Taker in the stomach and locks in a DDT and nails it! Triple H than does the Suck it and picks up Taker, Taker countes and elbows The Game in the face. He picks him up and goes to the top rope for "The Old school" he does... and nails Triple H in the arm. Triple H falls down as Taker locks in a choke slam. He nails it! He waits for Triple H to to get up... Triple H gets up and Taker attempts a Tombstone. Triple H counters and thows Taker to the turnbuckle. Triple H gets to the top turnbuckle and starts to punch his face... 1....2.....3....4...5....6! Taker pulls himself up for the Last Ride, he nails it! Taker falls down after he nails The Game. Both men are down. Taker comes up fast as Triple H pulls himself up. Taker goes after Triple H, The Game kicks Taker in the stomach and locks in the pedigree.. He nails it! He than tries to get taker out of the ring... He picks him up... Taker grabs the game and locks in a tombstone. Triple H fights out of it.... both men are pulled back as Triple H reverses the lock and has Taker in the tombstone... (As he does this, he reverses the hold and goes on the outside turnbuckle) both men fall out!
Jr: Who is the winner?
Foley:It has to be Taker, it has to be!
*Video Replay is shown*
Jr: Clearly! The Game has done it, with an inch of losing himself, he has won the Royal Rumble!
*Triple H's hand is raised, he celebrates as the Camera fades*