It’s like riding a bike. You never forget. But you have to get back in a groove…
Bare bones on matches besides key details. Keyed in on storytelling. Let's ride again folks.
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Monday Night Raw
April 8, 2024
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Bloodline’s reign over WWE came to an end at WrestleMania XL. That was the biggest development coming out of the two-night extravaganza in the City of Brotherly Love. The aftermath of the biggest show of the year proved to be just as exciting.
Paul ‘Triple H’ Levesque and General Manager Adam Pearce welcomed Cody Rhodes to begin the program. After a fine speech, and a championship coronation, The Judgment Day intruded on the festivities. An irate Damian Priest wondered where his celebration was. Priest said that Rhodes had made their lives miserable for nearly a year and now he’s really getting in their way. Rhodes called Priest a grouch and told him that he’d be done “encroaching” on his territory after tonight. But, before that, Rhodes had a proposition: Tonight, in the spirit of WrestleMania, Rhodes pondered an “All-Star Tag Match.” Cody said his thought was for him to find another male partner, but to make this fun, to include two women as well! Cody knew just the two, offering spots to Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan! That drew Rhea Ripley’s ire, and she certainly didn’t look happy. Cody said this shouldn’t be a problem as long as Ripley had allies. That’s the joke! Rhodes then said his other partner would be none other than the NEW Intercontinental Champion Sami Zayn!
GMAP made the match official, and we were instore for quite a show
One of what would be many WrestleMania XL video packages played.
Chad Gable defeated Ricochet in a hot opener. Gable declared his intentions to enter the King of the Ring Tournament, which he said he was going to win.
An irate Judgment Day tried to figure out how to attack the situation. Ripley said she hated that Rhodes sounded so sure that she wouldn’t have any allies around. But she clearly knew the scoreboard. Priest and the rest of Judgment Day told her that she’d find someone, but an annoyed Ripley admitted that she made enemies with basically everyone.
“Well, not everybody…”
Emerging in the darkness of the Judgment Day hangout… was Dakota Kai! Ripley sized Kai up and there was a clear amount of respect between the two. Kai told Ripley Damage CTRL was willing to play ball, but they had to be proper terms. Ripley said she’d be willing to discuss anything. Dakota nodded, and it seemed something was struck…
A video package for the two-time NXT Women’s Champion Roxanne Perez aired.
Fittingly, Perez competed in a non-title match next, defeating Natalya.
Pearce and Triple H returned to present Awesome Truth with a new set of Tag Team Championships. But then after they left the ring, Drew McIntyre came to the ring. An upset McIntyre said he should be World Champion and should have a celebration of his own. But he can’t because of one man. McIntyre said he should be World Heavyweight Champion right now. But he isn’t because of one man.
McIntyre goes onto say another line, but he’s interrupted… by one man—CM Punk!! Punk walked out and essentially told McIntyre that he got what he deserved. McIntyre will never admit it of course, but Punk said that he was cruising towards this happening. Punk referenced McIntyre saying he prayed for Punk to get hurt, and it happened. Punk said he’s never been a man of faith, but he manifested what happened at WrestleMania.
He said he loves that he cost McIntyre the World Heavyweight Championship because he it gave him the same pain that he experienced at the Royal Rumble when he got hurt because of McIntyre. “An eye for an eye.” Punk said that he won’t stop until he sees McIntyre become even more miserable and warned him that when he’s cleared he’s going to have a lot to get off his chest. This segment like a lot of others went long. With a banged up roster promos have gone long tonight.
“Big” Bronson Reed def. Ivar in a matchup of heavyweights. Reed won with THREE TSUNAMIS
Cathy Kelley interviewed Liv Morgan outside her locker room. Morgan said that she wasn’t at WrestleMania but once again was hungry for an opportunity to get back at Rhea Ripley. She explained that Ripley put her on the shelf months ago and she wanted revenge. Just then, Dakota Kai appeared and distracted Liv. She pulled Morgan away from the scene and then Morgan got ambushed from behind!! The Kabuki Warriors—Asuka and Kairi Sane—began to pummel Morgan!! Kai joined in on the attack as the trio laid Morgan out and went after the previously injured shoulder!
After a break and a replay, Becky Lynch checked in on a hurt Liv Morgan backstage. GMAP informed Lynch that there was “no way” that Morgan could compete tonight. Lynch was irritated, but the multi-time World Champion appeared to have a plan on her mind.
Andrade and Rey Mysterio def. The Street Profits. A short staff means interpromotional matches!
“Main Event” Jey Uso received a video package, highlighting his victory over his brother Jimmy at WrestleMania, and plotting what’s next for the red-hot superstar.
In a 10-woman tag team match, Tegan Nox, Katana Chance, Kayden Carter, Maxxine Dupri, and NXT’s Sol Ruca def. Candice LeRae, Chelsea Green, Indi Hartwell, Shayna Baszler, and Zoey Stark. Nox pinned Stark.
Rhea Ripley smiled while shaking hands with Dakota Kai for “doing business” tonight. Ripley asked Kai if she was going to be joining her tonight in her match. Kai said “no,” which surprised Ripley… until she realized that Kai was set to reveal Iyo Sky as her partner!! The former WWE Women’s Champion!
Seth Freakin’ Rollins came out to the ring. Rollins said that he did what he felt that he had to do at WrestleMania to get the job done. Rollins said that he did what he did because he knew, deep down, that there was one thing that Roman Reigns couldn’t run from. Seth said he made that perfectly clear in the main event last night. Rollins congratulated Rhodes, through gritted teeth, and proclaimed that now since the ‘war’ was over, he had some ‘licks’ to think about getting back. Rollins said that Damian Priest is a marked man and so is Drew McIntyre. And Rollins didn’t exclude CM Punk either, which stirred up the crowd.
But what really stirred up the crowd, as the third hour was beginning to burn, was the appearance of THE GREAT ONE! THE ROCK made a showstopping appearance. That preexisting buzz that he was still in town was correct!! The Rock went down the aisle and to the ring as a shocked Rollins stared him down. You could tell Seth wasn’t expecting this, but he had appearances to keep.
Rock got the crowd stirred up again and then looked at Rollins across the ring. The Rock said that last night didn’t go the way things were supposed to go. He blames a set of people, and The Rock said that one of them is Seth Freakin’ Rollins. Wow. Rock told Rollins that he got in the way at the end of the match and, now, we have a new World Champion. The Rock said that the Head of the Table won’t accept that, no matter where he is.
Rock told Rollins that he heard what Cody had to say earlier and what Seth just had to say. He thinks it’s funny that the two of them think anything is over. Rock says that everything has just begun. The Final Boss then told Rollins to buckle up… … because the next ride would take him where he never expected… …
Rock and Rollins stared each other down… Seth turned to leave…
Rock grabbed him by the hand! Oh! Pulled him in! ROCK BOTTOM TO SETH ROLLINS!!!
The Great One stood up and shut his eyes in ecstasy while the reaction rained down. Rock then bent down and told Rollins that he was about to feel the backlash of what he’s done. He said the thing!
Becky Lynch appeared again, on the phone with someone. Her urgency ran rampant as she informed whoever she was on the line with that she could “really” use the help tonight. She hung up the phone then after leaving a voicemail… … … and stared The Rock down!
The Rock looked at Lynch… and just laughed. And walked away. Lynch looked on with disgust and shook her head.
A Sami Zayn-Gunther video package aired, in NFL Films style.
NXT Champion Ilja Dragunov defeated Shinsuke Nakamura in an abrupt banger.
In a tale of contrasts, a functioning Damage CTRL and Judgment Day made their way to gorilla on one side of the screen. On the other were Becky Lynch, Cody Rhodes, and Sami Zayn, still missing a fourth…
That fourth person was none other than…
Bayley! Of course.
Bayley, Becky Lynch, Cody Rhodes, and Sami Zayn def. Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, Iyo Sky, and Rhea Ripley. Cody pinned Dom.
And after the ring cleared…
THE ROCK STRUCK AGAIN, HITTING CODY RHODES WITH A ROCK BOTTOM!
END OF SHOW
Quick Results
Chad Gable def. Ricochet
Roxanne Perez def. Natalya
"Big" Bronson Reed def. Ivar
Andrade and Rey Mysterio def. The Street Profits
Tegan Nox, KC-Squared, Maxxine Dupri, and Sol Ruca def. The Way, Chelsea Green, Shayna Baszler, and Zoey Stark
Ilja Dragunov def. Shinsuke Nakamura
Bayley, Becky Lynch, Cody Rhodes, and Sami Zayn def. Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, Iyo Sky, and Rhea Ripley