MONDAY NIGHT RAW #1
*Raw intro comes on*
Triple H comes down to the ring with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, he grabs a mic:
"First of all, welcome to Monday! Night..... Raw." *BOOS* "There's a problem here in WWE, a problem with the star power and capability of the so called 'big dogs', what the hell has happened to this company since Bret Hart, what the hell has happened to this company since The Rock, what do we have now? A greasy Samoan in a bullet proof vest? A fruity pebble eating rainbow? This is exactly why I wanted to become champion, I can run Monday Night Raw, while being the top dog in the company, being the one, being the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, being the reason you people tune into Raw, for me, the Game, the Cerebral Assassin, Triple..... H."
Match #1: Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
Dolph Ziggler gets the win after hitting Miz with a Super Kick, it is announced that he will compete for the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania
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It cuts to a backstage scene with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose talking:
Dean: "Look, Roman I know you want to be Champion again and all, but that's kinda an issue for me, I want to be Champion, you see the problem?"
Roman: *Sniggers* "Yeah, I see the problem, now my problem is you want the Championship, see the problem?"
Dean: "Ha... let's make a deal, we'll go to Steph and ask for a match, Brother Vs. Brother, winner goes on to face Hunter at Rumble, we got a deal?"
Roman: "Yeah.... you got it"
*The pair shake hands"
Commentary starts talking about Royal Rumble and the main event
Match #2- The Usos vs. The League Of Nations (Rusev & Alberto Del Rio)
The League Of Nations get the win after The Dudleyz came out to distract The Usos allowing Del Rio to roll up Jay and Rusev kicking Jimmy down before he can get the save.
*The Dudleyz then attack The Usos after the match, giving them both 3D's*
It cuts backstage to Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose with Stephanie McMahon:
Steph: "So your telling me you want a 1 on 1 match to determine who will face my husband at the Royal Rumble?"
Dean: "Well, yeah that's literally what we just said..."
Steph: "What makes you think you deserve it?"
Roman: "We've been busting our asses and getting screwed ever since we've been here, mainly by YOU and YOUR big nosed husband"
Steph: "How dare you speak about him like that! I'll make you a deal, if you and Dean can beat 2 opponents of my choosing tonight in a tag team match, I will allow you to have a match NEXT week on Raw"
Dean: "Ha, deal!"
Roman: "And we will win, believe that..."
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Match #3: Sasha Banks & Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte and Summer Rae
Sasha and Becky get the win after Summer taps to the Bank Statement, meaning a triple threat at Wrestlemania for the Diva Championship, Charlotte vs. Becky vs. Sasha.
*In frustration, Charlotte attacks Summer Rae after the match hitting her with a suplex and then some sort of power bomb*
A promo about the new developmental ground, Superstars appears on the titantron
Match #4- Aj Styles Vs. Sheamus
Aj Styles gets the win with the Phenomenal Forearm despite distractions from the League.
Vince McMahon comes out to push Wrestlemania 32, he gets a mic:
"Wrestlemania 32! The biggest one ever, we've sold our record amount of tickets, and for you imbeciles that means we have a record attendace for The Grandest Stage Of Them All, but don't be sad if you can't get to Dallas, you can always watch on the WWE Network for only $9.99, so what are you waiting fo....."
Shane McMahon returns to an ENORMOUS pop and shocking his dad.
Shane: "Dad, look I know your trying to get your stupidly low ratings up but cmon, try harder, your stock isn't in demand and you certainly are not in demand, this is why I want to own WWE, I am your heir ofcourse."
Vince: "Look, Shane, you want this company but I, I really don't want you to have it, you'll be the one to run it into the ground, and that's why i've taken you off of my will, leaving EVERYTHING to your sister, Stephanie, and I now denounce you as my son, now get out of my fa...."
*Shane attacks his father laying clubs and strikes onto the old man, security pulls Shane off of Vince as he gets a mic*
Shane: "Me, You, Royal Rumble... see you there."
Commentary talks about what just happened.
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Match #5- Kevin Owens vs. Stardust
Owens wins with a Pop-Up Powerbomb and after the match he picks up the mic:
"Dolph.... See you at The Rumble a**hole"
It cuts backstage to Renee Young about to interview the Social Outcasts:
Renee: "Please welcome my guests tonight, The Social Outcasts!"
Renee: "So, Heath the Outcasts go 4 on 4 with Los Matadores, Mark Henry and Zack Ryder tonight, what are your thoughts on tonights opponents?"
Heath: "Okay... RENEE. Let's assess our opponents tonight, Los Matadores, Spanish Bull Fighters...."
Curtis: "That gimmick is bull...."
Heath: "Axe man be quiet this is a PG show, jheez, anyways, we aren't scared of Diego, Fernando, we ain't scared of Mark Henry and we aren't scared of Zacky Ryder. most of all"
Adam: "Woo woo"
Curtis: "No, it's Woo Woo Woo"
Adam: "No. It's Woo Woo"
Bo: "It doesn't matter what his phrase is, all that matters is that we are here together! 4 best friends!"
Heath: "And we will win... Hashtag that."
Match #6- Social Outcasts vs. Los Matadores, Mark Henry and Zack Ryder
The Outcasts get the win as Heath Slater pins Diego after a sort of Famouser from distractions from Bo Dallas
Bray Wyatt appears on the titantron in his 'lair', with the other members behind him.
"It's the Royal Rumble.... it's the Royal Rumble I said! For the past few months, I have been bruised, I have been battered, I have been left in the dark to die, but my brothers... oh my brothers they helped me back up, they helped me see the light, see that there was a chance for me at the end of the tunnel, I have been shrewed in fear and darkness for this entire time, and I have only just thought, I need my minions beside me if I want to grab that... that prize that i so so desperately want, what I desperately need, oh what horror I face trying to get it, but need I fear, me, my brethrin, my family, we'll be at the Royal Rumble, we will conquer the Royal Rumble, we are in the Royal Rumble..... Run."
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Match #7- Ryback vs. Sin Cara w/ Kalisto
Ryback wins after shell-shocking Sin Cara, he then pulls Kalisto into the ring shell-shocking him before demanding a match against the Luchadore at Rumble.
Paul Heyman walks down to the ring with a smug look on his face
"My client Brrrrockkk, Lesnarrrr....." *CHEERS*
"Is not here tonight...." *BOOS*
"But my client and the 1 in 21-1, the Beast Incarnate, will be here next week on Monday Night Raw, we will be making a massive statement, about both the Royal Rumble, and Wrestlemania 32, my client doesn't appear for you people whenever you want him to, I tell you when you get to see greatness and when you get to see The Next Big Thing, when you get to see the Beast, when you get to see the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion, the next face of the company, my client is an A-List competitor, a prize-fighter, he doesn't compete if it's not worth competing for, you people aren't worth his time, my client is the conqueror of the streak and the destroyer of your child-hoods, he is what keeps his opponents up at night before and after they have a match, half the time it's a brawl, a one sided brawl at that, he's too good for WWE, you people are lucky he's staying here just to spare you of watching the dross from the other so called athletes,what has wrestling come to, when the Beast came back from UFC this crap isn't what he expected, he's the reason this show still gets views, he's the reason this show is still half popular, he's the reason you people aren't watching that TNA crap.... my client is the one, to conquer the WWE."
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Match #8- Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. Big Show & Chris Jericho
Sephanie McMahon chooses the former tag champs JeriShow to try and fend off the Brothers.
But they were too much as Reigns spears Jericho pinning him 1-2-3.
*Ambrose and Reigns have a stare down after the match*
Royal Rumble Card So Far:
United States Championship: Kalisto (C) vs. Ryback
Intercontinental Championship: Kevin Owens (C) vs. Dolph Ziggler -Ladder Match
Vince McMahon vs. Shane McMahon
Divas Championship: Charlotte (C) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch -Triple Threat
WWE World Heavyweight Championship- Triple H (C) vs. Roman Reigns/Dean Amrbrose
