Wednesday Night Showdown 23rd January 2008
The arena exploded with fireworks as Showdown went to the air.
JR: Welcome to Wednesday Night Showdown I’m JR and alongside me is Jerry “The King” Lawler.
King: What a night we have tonight JR. We have the inform Jeff Hardy facing the Game Triple H and The Great Khali vs. Randy Orton in final round qualifiers for the WWE Title.
JR: But right now we have a royal rumble qualifying match.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with the winner advancing to the royal rumble match. Introducing first from Belfast, Ireland Finlay.
The crowd booed as Finlay appeared on the stage and made his way down to the ring with shillelagh in hand.
Lillian: Introducing his opponent from Los Angeles California, John Morrison.
The crowd sort of cheered as Morrison appeared on the stage and made his way down to the ring. As Morrison rolled into the ring he was kicked by Finlay immediately. Marty Elias signalled for the start for the match. Finlay continued to kick Morrison in the stomach as he rolled around. Morrison stood up and was met by a clothesline from Finlay. He went for the cover 1…...2… Morrison kicked out. Morrison got up again and this time was suplexed across the ring but he landed on his feet. Morrison hit Finlay with a spinning heel kick knocking him to the mat. Finlay started to get back to his feet as Morrison jumped off the ropes and hit a springboard enzuigiri knocking Finlay back to the mat. Morrison went for the cover 1…….2…. Finlay kicked out just in time. Morrison was setting up for a neckbreaker taking Finlay back down but Morrison was pushed away by Finlay and again was hit by a clothesline. Finlay grabbed Morrison’s legs and locked in a Boston Crab and stood up high so Morrison only had his shoulders on the mat. Elias made the count 1…….2….. Morrison rolled his shoulder up. Finlay let go and hit a leg drop. Morrison was in pain now and managed to get to his feet only to rake Finlay’s eyes and hit a DDT on Finlay. Morrison tossed Finlay into the corner and hit a clothesline followed by a neckbreaker he went for the cover 1…..2….. Finlay managed to kick out. All of a sudden Hornswoggle appeared from under the ring. Finlay called the ref over to help him out and as that happened Hornswoggle came in and hit Morrison three times in the knee with a shillelagh. Finlay lifted Morrison up still in pain and delivered a Celtic Cross. Finlay went for the cover 1……2…..3
Lillian: Here is your winner Finlay.
King: Finlay cheated if it wasn’t for that little Leprechaun Hornswoggle Morrison would have won.
JR: I’m not denying you that if it wasn’t for Hornswoggle it wouldn’t be over already.
All of a sudden Coach appeared on the stage.
Coach: Well I can’ reverse the decision but I can do this John Morrison due to Hornswoggle’s interference, I will add you to the Royal Rumble match as one of the competitors.
The crowd roared as Morrison rose his arms in celebration.
JR: Well I guess now that’s another competitor in the Royal Rumble match now.
King: Morrison deserved that he was so close to victory when he was cheated out of this match.
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JR: Welcome back we have Randy Orton backstage.
Orton: Tonight I face The Great Khali to be in a number one contenders match next week for the WWE Title. I will beat the Great Khali and I have already beaten Triple H and Jeff Hardy before I will again beat them next week. Oh and don’t worry Lashley I will beat you in the matter of three seconds. I can already read the headlines Orton becomes champion in the fastest match ever.
King: Well first he has to get past the Great Khali tonight and then next week defeat either Jeff Hardy or Triple H.
JR: But up next we have an early Royal Rumble match but for the divas with the winner getting a shot at Melina’s WWE Womens Championship at the Royal Rumble Pay Per View.
Lillian: the following contest is an out of the ring divas battle royal, with the winner going onto face Melina at the Royal Rumble next Sunday. In the ring we have Brooke, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Candice Michelle, Maria, Ashley, Torrie Wilson, Victoria, Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool both in their return match.
Mike Chiodo signals for the start of the match. Ashley clotheslines Victoria straight to the mat. Brooke and Kelly stared at each other, after not long ago Extreme Expose went their own ways once Layla was fired. Brooke slapped Kelly so hard that it knocked her to the mat. Candice and Mickie James pushed each other into the corner and started elbowing each other. That left Torrie, Maria, Beth and Michelle. Torrie, Maria and Michelle ran at Beth and tried to eliminate her. Beth was kicked repeatedly and was about to roll under the bottom rope when Victoria came to her aid and pulled Maria and Torrie of off her. Brooke kicked Kelly repeatedly at the hips making he roll out of the ring to the floor. She was the first eliminated. Brooke taunted Kelly and was met from behind by Maria but before Maria could lift her over the rope Brooke countered and tossed Maria over to the mat. Michelle now squared off on Victoria and kicked her between the second and top rope to the outside. But Beth got her redemption and dropkicked her though the second rope as well. Candice tossed Mickie across the ring but Torrie pulled the ropes down causing Mickie to fly over the top rope to the outside. With only five divas left they looked at each other and just stared. Beth walked around the ring and slapped Brooke in the back of the head surprising her. The other three divas didn’t like this and triple teamed Beth and tossed her out over the top rope. Brooke thanked Ashley and Candice but not Torrie and was met by a slap from Torrie. Ashley and Candice locked each other up and Ashley delivered a suplex. Torrie rolled Brooke under the bottom rope and hit a dropkick to kick her off the ring. The three former playmates were left. Candice and Torrie looked at each other funnily and they smirked at each other. They looked at Ashley next and kicked her in the stomach which was followed by a double beat head. Candice then back stabbed Torrie and clotheslined her to the mat. Ashley regained herself and with only Candice still standing tossed her out of the ring. Torrie hit a swinging neckbreaker on Ashley and as Torrie went to lift her up Ashley rolled away. She stood up and tackled Torrie to the ground and they rolled around on top of each other. They eventually got close to the ropes and Ashley ended up sliding under the ropes whilst Torrie hung on. Ashley hit the floor with Torrie still in the ring.
Lillian: Here is your winner and the number one contender for the WWE Women’s Title, Torrie Wilson.
JR: What a match that was and Torrie deserves her shot at the Women’s Title.
King: Oh I must be in heaven look at all those puppies around the ring.
JR: Settle down King…
All of a sudden Melina appeared on the stage. Melina just stood there and stared at Torrie she raised the title high to taunt Torrie but Torrie just reacted by showing that she would be the next Women’s Champion.
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JR: Up next we have a match involving four cruiserweights.
Shannon Moore’s music hit and he made his way down to the ring and grabbed a seat and sat at ringside.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first the team of Jimmy Wang Yang and Funaki.
They made their way down to the ring and were met by a huge cheer.
Lillian: Introducing their opponents the team of The Miz and Charlie Haas.
Chad Patton signaled for the start of the match with Funaki and Haas starting the match. Haas and Funaki locked up centre ring until Haas reversed and hit a suplex. Funaki sat up and Haas kicked him in the back hard. Haas tagged Miz in and they hit a double leg drop. Miz lifted Funaki up and hit a swinging neck breaker. Miz went for the cover 1……2…… Funaki kicked out. Miz grabbed Funaki’s leg and looked to drag him into the corner but was met by a kick to the head from Funaki. Miz was surprised by this and fell to the mat when Funaki hit a bulldog. He tagged in Yang who immediately went to the top rope and hit a moonsault once Miz rose. Miz was tossed into the corner by Yang and was met by a spinning wheel kick from Yang. Funaki was tagged back in and hit a dropkick knocking the Miz down. Miz rolled to the outside of the ring and took a breather but as he did this Yang and Funaki ran across the ring and looked to jump over the ropes. But Haas pulled the top rope down and they both rolled over the top rope. Miz came back into the ring and waited for them to come back into the ring. But before this could happen Haas ran off the apron and delivered a clothesline to both before they could make it back to the ring. Funaki was tossed back into the ring by Haas. Miz looked at Funaki and hit a leg drop on Funaki. Funaki managed to stagger into the corner when he was met by a clothesline from the Miz which was followed by a Reverse STO. He went for the cover 1……2… Yang broke it up. Haas ran into the ring and looked to clothesline Yang but he ducked and he ended hitting Miz. Funaki managed to get to the top rope and hit the Rising Sun on Miz with Yang hitting a jumping spinning leg lariat on Haas. Funaki went for the cover 1……2……3 He had won.
Lillian: Here are your winners Funaki and Jimmy Wang Yang.
As the Miz stood up he argued with Haas after knocking him down. Moore rolled into the ring and started parading around the ring with his Cruiserweight title. Miz turned his focus on Moore and immediately attacked him. But Miz just got pulled away by the three other competitors. Miz retaliated and hit Yang in the face, which forced Funaki to hit Miz. Haas started arguing with Moore and they started brawling. All of a sudden Coach appeared on the stage.
Coach: We’ve had three matches tonight so far and frankly I’m sick and tired already of sorting things out. At the Royal Rumble The Miz will face Jimmy Wang Yang and Funaki and Charlie Haas and Shannon Moore for the WWE Cruiserweight Title.
JR: Wow what a match that should be. A five man, one fall match for the Cruiserweight Title, I don’t like Moore’s chances of retaining, next Sunday.
King: Well I’m sure that we’re set for a great match either way.
JR: Backstage Maria is with Jeff Hardy.
Maria: Jeff Hardy, tonight you face ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, I forgot who you face again.
Jeff: I face Triple H, Maria.
Maria: Oh yeah that’s right he’s big good luck though.
Jeff: Aren’t you going to ask me any questions Maria.
Maria: Oh yeah, I forgot again, how is it to be under the work of Ric Flair.
Jeff: Oh it’s great; he is just the best man I have ever met.
Maria: Good luck Jeff.
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Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Round Three match in the WWE Number One Contender Tournament, introducing first from the Jungles of India, The Great Khali.
The crowd booed as Khali made his way down to the ring.
Lillian: Introducing his opponent, the Legend Killer, Randy Orton.
Orton made his way down the ring to chorus of boos.
Charles Robinson signaled for the start of the match. Orton just looked at Khali and was amazed. He ran off the ropes and looked to clothesline Khali but he just bounced off, Orton tried again and again was unsuccessful. Orton this time looked to hit a dropkick but Khali only staggered, this time Khali grabbed Orton and tossed him across the ring into the corner. Orton looked on in fear as Khali towered over him. Khali looked down at Orton and was about to grab him when Orton kicked Khali in the knee dropping him to his knees. Khali was then hit by a DDT by Orton, knocking him into the bottom turnbuckle pad. Khali was surprised by this and looked to attack Orton again but he was met by a dropkick to the back. Orton went for the inside cradle and was able to get Khali’s shoulders down 1…...2…. Robinson noticed Orton’s feet on the mat and broke the count. Orton was furious and all of a sudden the lights went out and a church bell was heard. The lighting turned blue and Orton looked around in fear. The lights turned back to normal with a layer of smoke around the ring. Khali had gotten to his feet and had his hands around Orton’s head squeezing it tremendously hard. After almost half a minute Orton was ruled to be knocked out, with Khali declared the winner.
Lillian: Here is your winner and advancing to round four of the tournament, The Great Khali.
JR: What was that could it be the Undertaker coming after Randy Orton, after eliminating him in the tournament?
King: Well if it is I can’t wait to see what happens to Orton in the next few weeks leading up to the Royal Rumble.
JR: What a blockbuster night we have had tonight. Morrison and Finlay advancing to the Rumble match.
King: Torrie Wilson became the number one contender for the Women’s Title
JR: The Miz, Charlie Haas, Funaki and Jimmy Wang Yang will face Shannon Moore for the cruiserweight title.
King: And now the Great Khali advances to the final match of the tournament. What else do we have to come tonight?
Coach: Next week on Showdown we will have Batista and Shawn Michaels for spots 20 and 10 in the Rumble match. Also, the final rounds match in the tournament. We will finalize all remaining spots for the Royal Rumble Match, in some huge matches.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the Royal Rumble match, introducing first Rey Mysterio.
The crowd cheered for Mysterio as he made his way down to the ring.
Lillian: Introducing his opponent Chavo Guerrero.
Scott Armstrong started the match by ringing the bell. Rey and Chavo went nose to nose and shoved each other. Chavo kicked at Rey’s leg, but Rey stepped away from him before he could kick it. Rey took Chavo down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Rey grabbed a body scissors, and then switched into an arm drag. Chavo fell to the floor and rolled to the outside. They locked up when he returned to the ring and Chavo attacked the leg, kicking it repeatedly. Chavo went to dropkick it, but Rey moved and Chavo slid through the ropes and to the floor. Rey went outside after Chavo and rammed him into the ring steps. Rey tossed Chavo back into the ring and went after his leg with kicks. Rey hit a hurracanranna off the second rope, and then went to the top rope, but Chavo knocked his leg out and Rey got hung in the tree of woe. Chavo hit the leg repeatedly, then went to the floor and whipped Rey's leg into the ring post. Chavo kicked Rey's leg repeatedly, and then dropped several elbows on it. It was obvious that Chavo was attacking Rey’s knee that he injured over a year ago. Chavo applied a torture rack to Rey's leg, but Rey managed to hook Chavo with his other leg and head scissor him to the mat. Chavo came right back with a dropkick to the leg. Chavo applied a drop toehold, then bridged back. Chavo applied a leg stretch, and then drove his knee into Rey's leg. Rey managed to hit an enzuigiri, and Chavo fell on the second rope. Rey went for the 619, but as he ran across the ring, his leg gave out. Chavo put Rey in a single leg crab. Rey managed to make the ropes. Chavo hit a forearm uppercut, and then went for a slam, but Rey shifted his weight and landed on top for a cover 1…...2….. Chavo kicked out. Rey went to the apron, but Chavo grabbed him and pulled him near the ropes for a possible superplex. Rey fought him off and pulled Chavo into a tree of woe. Rey hit some shots on Chavo's leg. When Chavo got down, he grabbed Rey and tried to push him out of the ring, but Rey reversed and shoved Chavo to the floor. Mysterio came off the apron and gave him a seated senton. Rey hit a springboard senton, but he held his leg as he got back up. Chavo went for a sunset flip, but Rey rolled through it and hit a kick to the head. Rey went for a springboard moonsault, but Chavo caught it and as going to slam Rey, but Rey was able to go around him and hit a DDT. Rey went for the cover 1……..2…… Chavo again kicked out. Rey went for a top rope body press, but Chavo ducked and Rey crashed to the mat. Chavo hit Rey with the Gory Bomb and the cover 1……2…. Rey kicked out. Mysterio hit two kicks to Chavo's gut and tripped him into the second rope. Rey went for the 619, but Chavo ducked it. Chavo grabbed Rey for the Three Amigos, but after two suplexes, Rey blocked the third and tripped Chavo into the ropes. Rey hit the 619, and then delivered a springboard splash for the pin 1……..2……..3
Lillian: Here is your winner and advancing to the Royal Rumble Match, Rey Mysterio.
JR: What a match that was Chavo was so close he almost had it.
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Chavo stormed in on Coach in his office.
Chavo: Are you kidding Coach, I would have won that match if that referee could actually count properly. It was probably a five count under any other referee.
Coach: I can’t do nothing about that Chavo he counted the three for Rey not you, Rey won the match.
Chavo: Well I demand that I get placed in the Royal Rumble match as for my greatness.
Coach: You know what Chavo, you did compete well tonight I will give you a match right now against a new kid that I’m thinking of blooding into the WWE top roster. If you can beat him you will gain a spot, but if you lose he will gain a spot in the Rumble.
Chavo: Are you kidding me or what I just went through hell with Rey and now you want me to blood a new kid. I want to know that I am in the match or I’m not going out.
Coach: Alright if you can last two minutes with this kid you are both in if not his in.
Chavo: Alright two minutes that’s it no more.
Coach: Deal.
Lillian: The following is a two minute match with whoever winning gaining a spot in the Rumble in the ring, Colt Cabana. And his opponent Chavo Guerrero.
The crowd booed as Chavo made his way to the ring. Nick Patrick signalled for the start of the match with a timer on the screen. Chavo just looked at Cabana and slapped him in the face; Cabana retaliated with a slap of his own. Cabana hit an arm drag on Chavo who countered into an arm drag of his own. Chavo hit a DDT knocking Cabana down, he went for the cover 1…….2…. Cabana kicked out. Cabana stood up and hit a dropkick on Chavo knocking him down. With a minute left on the clock Cabana locked in Chicago Crab, Chavo whose legs were still hurt from the Mysterio match was struggling in the middle of the ring. Chavo eventually made it to the ropes, but there was only fifteen seconds left. Cabana rolled Chavo up 1……2…… Chavo managed to kick out just in time. Cabana was so close and looked to hit Colt .45 he hit it with three seconds left, he went for the cover 1…….2….. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, the time just ran out, Cabana was so close.
Lillian: The match is a tie meaning both competitors will advance to the Royal Rumble match.
JR: WOW what a debut for Colt Cabana, he was so close another second and he would have had beaten Chavo.
King: Chavo better thank his lucky stars he was lucky that the referee didn’t “count fast” or he would have lost and not got his spot in the Royal Rumble.
Maria: I’m here with Elijah Burke, are you still angry at Jeff Hardy who cost you tonight’s match with Triple H.
Elijah: I’m not only angry at Jeff, I’m angry at the whole of NCC who have cost me so many opportunities.
Maria: Well what are you going to do to fix this problem Elijah?
Elijah: Well Maria, next week it will be Chris Masters, MVP, Chavo Guerrero and myself facing off against Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy and someone of their choice.
All of a sudden Jeff appeared next to Maria:
Jeff: You know what Elijah if you think you have what it takes to be a leader you have another thing coming. And tonight when I beat Triple H we will need two additional superstars to face the so called complete package.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Round Three match in the WWE Number One Contender Tournament, introducing first the Game, Triple H.
The crowd roared as Triple H made his way down to the ring.
Lillian: And introducing his opponent representing the NCC, Jeff Hardy.
The crowd cheered even more as he made his way down to the ring.
Jim Korderas signalled for the start of the match. Jeff walked around the ring and started chanting HARDY…HARDY…HARDY. Triple H started the match out and punched Jeff in the face. Jeff got back up and received another punch for his trouble. Triple H fires off some right and left hands. Jeff gets slammed. Triple H with a spinning neckbreaker on Jeff. Fall away slam by Triple H. Jeff Hardy avoids an avalanche; Triple H hits the turnbuckles hard. Back elbow connects Triple H staggers backward. Full nelson slam! Pin 1....2..no. The match continues. Triple H powers out of a headlock. Triple H hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin 1....2...no. The match continues. Flapjack from Triple H. Pin 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Jeff blocks a punch. Jeff slams Triple H. The Game counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Running knee lift from Triple H. Jeff takes a head butt from Triple H. Jeff Hardy avoids an avalanche; Triple H hits the turnbuckles hard. Stiff chop lights up the Game. The referee gets hit by a wild right hand and is down. Jeff face jams Triple H. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. Triple H pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. The Game slams Jeff Hardy down. Power slam from Triple H. Hooks the leg 1....2....shoulder up. Triple H DDTs Jeff Hardy Pin 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Jeff blocks a punch. Triple H walks into a spike slam. Pin: 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Triple H fights out of a grapple. Elijah Burke comes running down the aisle Triple H goes to Irish whip Jeff Hardy into the ropes. Burke grabs Jeff’s leg! Jeff Hardy is in trouble. Pedigree!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Lillian: Here is your winner and advancing to the final Round Triple H.
JR: What a match that was can it.
King: That damn Elijah Burke he cost Jeff his chance at the title.
JR: Oh well we’ll see what happens next week on Showdown.
All of a sudden Elijah Burke pushes the referee aside, and then continues to assault Jeff! Right hands rain down on Jeff Hardy, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, Elijah Burke turns and leaves the ring, the damage done.
Quick Results:
Finlay defeated John Morrison to advance to the Royal Rumble.
Torrie Wilson won a battle royal to win a shot at the Women's Title
Funaki and Jimmy Wang Yang defeated The Miz and Charlie Haas
The Great Khali defeated Randy Orton to advance to the Final Round of the WWE Title Number One Contender Match.
Rey Mysterio defeated Chavo Guerrero to Advance to the Royal Rumble.
Colt Cabana and Chavo Guerrero stopped due to time limit and both Advanced to the Royal Rumble.
Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy to advance to the Final Round of the WWE Title Number One Contender Match.