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Anthony Douglas Vs. Jason Ripley
Amber Rayne::
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is for the PWE Elite Championship! Jason Ripley has earned this title shot naturally, and therefore will not be cashing in his money in the bank contract for a title shot here tonight!
Jason stands at the top of the ramp with a delighted smile, confidently grinning at his fans, while a flickering blue lightshow plays around him. He waves, makes eye contact, grinning the entire time. He breaks into a run, almost racing towards the ring, vaulting the top rope and performing a flashy somersault in the centre of the ring. He moves to each corner of the ring, jumping onto the bottom ropes and leaning into the turnbuckles, tossing his arms into the air, still giving that disarmingly boyish smile. If he enters first, he will move to one side and enjoy watching his opponent's entrance, with as much enthusiasm as the fans, bouncing excitedly on the balls of his feet. If second, he will ensure he waves and smiles at his opponent when finished. He will probably also dance along to his opponent's music, and add random dance steps to his own entrance, just for fun.
Amber Rayne::
Introducing first, standing 5'3”, and weighing in at 120lbs, he hails from St. Louis Missouri. Please welcome Jaaasssooonnn Riiippllleeeyyy!!!!!!!!!
Eddie Jacobs:
One of the breakout stars here in Phoenix Wrestling Enterprise Sam. He's scratched and clawed his way to the top thus far, and just recently defeated all of Prozac, The Great Ali and X-ecutioner in order to earn this title match here tonight!
Sam Strachon:
Yeah yeah yeah. Prozac and X were overrated, and Great Ali was a joke. Have you noticed that all three other possible contenders have left the company by now? They can't hang with the likes of Anthony Douglas, and neither can this punk!
The Violins begins to play as the lights lower in the arena, the Rorschach Ink Blot images play on the PWE Jumbrotron and cast the only light in the arena as the ramp and the stage area begins to fill up with smoke, losing the actual staging area as it does so, when the voice of the choir can be heard.
#Corrupt
You're corrupt
Bring corruption to all that you touch
Hold
You behold
And beholden for all that you've done
And spin
Cast a spell
Cast a spell on the country you run
And risk
You will risk
You will risk all their lives and their souls#
A shadow can then be made out on the staging area through the smoke as a light flickers giving a sort of sheet lightning effect.
And burn
You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins
The character then steps out from beneath the smoke as it lays around his feet he keeps his head hidden by his hat and with coat fastened tightly to him he descends towards the ramp.
Announcer: Weighing in at 234lbs hailing from New York. The Enigma.
As the announcer says The Enigma he removes his hat whilst continuing to the ring.
#Death
You bring death, and destruction to all that you touch#
Enigma stays focused on the ring as the lighting effect fades away into a red light above the ring As The Enigma takes off his jacket he hangs it over the top ropes as he moves to the corner.
#Now beg
You will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls#
Just as that is said Enigma raises his hand with it open expecting to recieve something but nothing arrives as his song fades out.
#Now burn
You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins#
Amber Rayne::
And his opponent, he is the reigning PWE Elite Champion. Standing 6'0” and weighing in at 234lbs, he hails from New York. Please welcome “The Enigma” Aaaaanthonnnnyyy Doooouuugglllaassss!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam Strachon:
Here we go, a real champion coming out now folks! Anthony Douglas is about to teach Jason Ripley a real lesson in respect!
Eddie Jacobs:
I have the utmost confidence that this will be a spectacular main event, and that both superstars are more than capable of delivering. But when it comes to Anthony Douglas, Ripley will truly have to be wary because he is like an Enigma. He cannot be predicted.
We hear the opening beat of "Never Worship" by Velvet Acid Christ, and the arena fills with a grey fog.
The words "I could start a fire in outer space if I wanted to" echo through the arena in Azrael's voice.
"
Look inside,
see your secrets
and live and die,
we live on secrets.
Push out your hands,
push at your lies,
Push at your time,
say goodbye
"
Azrael steps through the curtain, gazing into the distance, dismissing both cheers and jeers. His focus is on the ring, and his resolve will not be wavered.
" Pick up your clothes,
lift up your hands
Look at your fingers end all time,
Chop your head off say goodye.
More words echo through the arena, as a woman adresses Azrael: "Why don't you kill yourself? ...."Why should I? There's plenty of people out there that hate me...I can't let them win."
"To hell, to die, to kill, to fall
To hell, to die, to kill, to fall
To hell to die, to kill, to fall
To hell to die, to get away form you
to hell to get away form you.
To hell to get to get away from you.
"
Azrael continues to walk to the ring as the music continues, at a slow pace, stopping at the end of the ramp to hold both arms in the air while purple and gold pyros go off. He continues to scorn boos and ignore cheers, simply laughing at the boos and shouting an insult at the people cheering.
" To suck, to fuck, to hate, to die
To suck, to fuck, to hate, to lie
To kill myself for you, to die
To hate, to suck, I can't get high
Lie so die, how I kill myself for you
Die, die, I kill myself for you.
so sad, to hate everything inside
In my mind I should die
Eddie Jacobs:
What the hell is going on here?! That's Azrael Eldritch! What is he doing out here?!
Sam Strachon:
He's come to save us Ed! Save us from a mediocre main event!
Eddie Jacobs:
What in the hell are you talking about?! These are two great athletes, and weren't you just riding the coattails of Anthony Douglas a moment ago?
Sam Strachon:
I don't ride on the coattails of nobody Ed. I'm a broadcast journalist, I only speak the truth!
Azrael Eldritch:
If it hasn't already been made apparent to you fucking slimeballs in the audience here tonight. Or to my two very unfortunate friends in that ring. I have made a very special deal with a one, Mr. Saints. Ya see, Anthony Douglas doesn't want to play ball with the boss, and Jason Ripley here is too tied up in your yucks bullshit to realize when there is money to be made. So tonight, I act as Mr. Saints chosen surrogate for this match, as you can now officially consider this, a Triple Threat Match! Choke on that, bitches.
NEW Main Event:
Anthony Douglas Vs. Jason Ripley Vs. Azrael Eldritch
Eddie Jacobs:
You've got to be kidding me! Azrael Eldritch?! Here?! Tonight?! I don't believe this! How could he of recovered from a broken neck so easily?!
Sam Strachon:
Anabolic steroids will do wonders for your rate of healing Ed.
Eddie Jacobs:
I can't believe you actually just condoned his methods of recovery.
Sam Strachon:
We do what we can because we must.
DING DING DING!
Jason Ripley immediately goes after Azrael Eldritch, trying to get the jump on the returning PWE legend, and gets rocked with a devastating roaring elbow that forces Ripley into a complete 180 backflip to the mat. Anthony Douglas advances on Azrael as well and slams fists into him with Eldritch matching him blow for blow, but the champion gets the advantage by switching it up with kicks to the gut, drilling Azrael into the corner turnbuckle below until the referee is forced to take him off of his opponent. The Enigma backs up and cracks his neck, but is caught off guard by Jason Ripley who jumps right back into the thick of things with several forearm shots of his own to the masked visage of Anthony Douglas. Ripley goes for an irish whip to the ropes, the champion reverses, and Azrael Eldritch AGAIN with one of his puroresu like strikes, this time of the lariat variety, sends Jason Ripley down.
Eddie Jacobs:
These fighters are all over the place from the outside Sam. I tell you the arena is at a fever pitch here! Nobody would of ever expected Azrael Eldritch to make his return this soon, and yet he is here, and he is fighting for the biggest prize of them all!
Sam Strachon:
Ripley just got flattened there by Azrael Eldritch, showing that the former PWE Elite Champion has lost absolutely none of his impact behind that arm!
Anthony Douglas slams a fist against the back of the injured neck of Azrael Eldritch, who winces in pain before snapping back with a elbow to the sternum of the champion. Eldritch then fights him off with a snapmare to the mat, rising back up to his feet and delivering a vicious buzzsaw kick across the back of the head! Azrael goes for a pinfall...
One...
Two-Kickout!
Eddie Jacobs:
Azrael certainly in control in the early goings here, a nearfall on the champion and things are not looking good for anyone not named Azrael or Mr. Saints!
Sam Strachon:
This is exactly how its supposed to go down Ed! Mr. Saints enlisted the help of Azrael Eldritch to take down the anti authoritarian in Douglas, and its working out swimmingly!
Azrael Eldritch then grabs the head of his current target, being Douglas, and lifts him up off the mat. He positions him for a vertical suplex, but once again here comes Ripley right back into the swing of things with a step up shining wizard kick over the back of Douglas and connecting square between the eyes of Azrael! Ripley now pauses only briefly as the fans go wild for his innovative offense. He lifts his hands in the air rallying the crowd, before running against the ropes and hitting Anthony Douglas with a snap off hurricanrana. Azrael returns to his feet as well as Ripley ducks a right hand and hits an enziguri kick, the stuns the former PWE Elite Champion! Ripley nails him with a DDT, and goes for a pinfall.
One.....
Two......Azrael gets the shoulder up!
Sam Strachon:
Ha! If Ripley thinks he's gonna take out Azrael that easily he's got another thing coming!
Eddie Jacobs:
Pay attention to the control that both Douglas and Ripley are trying to apply to Azraels neck, I think they have a long term strategy here that Eldritch doesn't detect!
Ripley turns around just in time to be clocked across the jaw by a hard right hand by The Enigma. Ripley staggering back, tries to push off the ropes for momentum for a flying forearm, but the champion catches him in his arms and spins him around for a rotating sidewalk slam! Douglas now going for his first pinfall of the evening.
One.....
Two......
T-Jason Ripley kicks out in the nick of time!
Eddie Jacobs:
Sick sidewalk slam right there by Douglas, showing he's no slouch either! He's the champion, and he's the only one who's got everything to lose here!
Sam Strachon:
Are you kidding me? Sure Ripley may still have Money in the Bank win or lose this match, but Azrael Eldritch is making his return tonight! Its a must win situation for the former PWE Elite Champion!
Anthony Douglas turns around just in time to meet Azrael Eldritch for a T-Bone Suplex. The Enigma standing tall and stalking both of his downed opponents, not willing for either to gain an advantage over him. Eldritch is the first to get up once again, running straight for Douglas who meets him for striking once again. Although Azraels are stronger and have more impact behind them. The Enigmas are more precise at striking the same point over and over again, scrambling the equilibrium of Azrael Eldritch, and Douglas goes for a discus clothesline to finis hit off and instead is hit with a sambo suplex by Azrael Eldritch! What impact on that move! Azrael hooks the leg for a pinfall.
One.....
Twoo.......
Thr-Jason Ripley with a slingshot legdrop across the back of the head of Azrael breaks it up!
Sam Strachon:
Beautiful counter suplex by Azrael Eldritch! But that brat Ripley had to stick his nose where it didn't belong, yet again!
Eddie Jacobs:
It's every man for himself Strachon, and Ripley pulling out all the stops here tonight! Sacrificing his heart body and soul in order to make sure that he walks out tonight a champion on his first ever PWE Elite Championship title shot!
Azrael stumbles trying to get back to his feet after that one, taking a few too many blows to the injured neck area in this match, as Jason Ripley climbs to the middle rope and continues to play it up for the fans. They cheer him on as he sets up for a double ax handle to the injured area of Azrael, but as he leaps up Eldritch catches him at the last second with a gut punch! Ripley barrels over in pain as Azrael rests into the corner for a few moments with a delighted look of triumph on his face for playing possum. Jason Ripley fights his way back to a standing position, only to get devastated by a running spear straight out of hell by Azrael Eldritch, folding his opponent in half! Azrael goes for a pinfall of his own now.
One.....
Two.....
Thre---Douglas drags Azrael off of the body of Ripley!
Sam Strachon:
Damnit no! So close! So close was Azrael! That spear surely would of done it!
Eddie Jacobs:
I'm not too confident about that Sam, but at the very least Douglas is proving that he will NOT go down without a fight here tonight!
Azrael Eldritch tries to pound the mat in frustration but is cut short of his tantrum by a lightning kick to the face by Anthony Douglas! Azrael is dazed by that, as Anthony Douglas kicks him in the gut while lifting him back up, Douglas brings his opponent even closer to him now locking the arms of Azrael and delivering a sickeing Rorshach Treatment, landing Azrael on the back of his head! The fans even let out a gasp of horror on that one, as Anthony Douglas now goes for a three count! This could be it!
One.....
Two..........
Thr-NOOOO! Jason Ripley AGAIN with a double ax handle to break it up!
Eddie Jacobs:
By God Rorshch Treatment! Jesus Christ that could of broken Azraels neck all over again!
Sam Strachon:
Thank you Ripley! Thank you Ripley for saving Azrael Eldritch from that embarrassing situation!
Ripley now viciously kicking away at the head of the champion, holding him in place, delivering several more punches and kicks and forearms until his opponent is backed up into the corner. From there he grabs the head of the Elite Champion, and Jason Ripley shoots off from the corner with a Snapmare Driver! He goes for a pinfall over Douglas as he is laid out flat!
One.....
Two........
Thr-Anthony Douglas gets the shoulder up! He got the shoulder up!
Eddie Jacobs:
No! So close! Jason Ripley was literally a fraction of a second away from becoming the new Elite Champion, but I will be damned if Anthony Douglas is not showing the heart of a lion here tonight!
Sam Strachon:
I don't believe this toughness! I don't get it! What keeps driving these superstars to the brink of death?!
Jason Ripley cannot believe it either as he pulls at his hair saying it was so close. Trying not to lose any time however, Jason Ripley now now climbs up to the top rope, and the fans are on their feet. It's a last ditch effort for Ripley here folks as he looks to be going for his Corkscrew Elbow Drop, but NO! Azrael Eldritch ran against the ropes and crotched the #1 Contender! Azrael Eldritch now climbs up to the top rope, and Ripley starts fighting him off! Its a true battle of the wills here as Ripley fights with punches, but Eldritch's pure stiff striking and head butts are just too much for Ripley, stunning the challenger. Eldritch now sets him up, and delivers the Oblivion Interface!!!! Oh my God! The fans are booing voraciously at the horrid sight it is seeing Ripley become crushed beneath the weight of Azrael and the mat! Eldritch goes for a cover!
One.........
Two..........
Thre---------NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anthony Douglas with a slaps to the back of Eldritch!
Eddie Jacobs:
JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! Azrael had him! Azrael was about to become champion! But Douglas out of nowhere! Douglas stopped it!
Sam Strachon:
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT! Take him out Azrael! Take him the fuck out!
We see the look of immense hatred and anger, mixed with desperation and exhaustion from Azrael Eldritch, he shakes with fury as he rises up to face Anthony Douglas, who stands emotionless through his own mask. At the same time they strike instinctively, Azrael with a lariat, and Douglas with the same. The lights from above flash in a moment of epic standstill, until we see the camera come back into focus with Anthony Douglas getting the edge on Eldritch! He flattens him with the stiffest lariat this side of the hemisphere, and beyond! Azrael gets crunched on the back of his neck, as The Enigma lifts him up and throws him outside the ring! Douglas now quickly leaps over to the fallen prey of Jason Ripley, still unmoving from the oblivion interface, and goes for a cover!
ONE!................
TWO!.................
KICKOUT! BAH GOD JASON RIPLEY KICKED OUT OF THE OBLIVION INTERFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FANS ARE IN UNISON!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Sam Strachon:
No way! No way! Jason Ripley kicked out of the Oblivion Interface?! It's not possible! It's not fucking possible!
Eddie Jacobs:
Words cannot describe the level of intensity that we are feeling here tonight folks! I swear you could cut it with a knife! The fans are on the edge of their seats! Nobody is backing down! Nobody is willing to give in!
Anthony Douglas cannot believe what is going on, he thought for sure that he had him. Ripley with just barely an inch of life, refusing to back down, refusing to quit, knowing that tonight is his night! One can see Azrael Eldritch trying to get back into the ring from the outside, but the damage to his neck is just too much, as he struggles to even stand himself up properly. But with Douglas' last piece of strength, he wraps up the head and shoulders of Ripley in a head scissors position, and torques his legs back with the Perfect Tap Out! Anthony Douglas has the hold cynched in! There is nowhere for Ripley to escape! Azrael Eldritch is finally climbing through the ropes, but he trips over himself as Ripley is fighting for his life! His career! His hopes and dreams are on the line! Azrael is to his feet! But Ripleys arm is going limp! Can he make it before its too late! You can hear the screams of the fans echoing against the roar of determination from The Enigma!!!!!!! Azrael makes a jump!!!!!!!
And the referee calls for the bell......
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!
Amber Rayne::
Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner as a result of a knock out......AND STILL PWE ELITE CHAMPION........THE ENIGMA.....ANNNNNTHONNNYYYYY DOOOUUUGGGLLLASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam Strachon:
No way! No way! I call shenanigans! Azrael Eldritch was still able to fight! The referee can't call that! He just can't! It can't end this way! Mr. Saints plan is ruined!
Eddie Jacobs:
That's what he gets for trying to screw these fans Sam! We came here for a one on one main event, and Azrael Eldritch inserted himself into this match, and he lost! Mr. Saints plan ha been backfired, and by God what an effort by Jason Ripley! The kid never tapped out, it was due to ref decision, and by God he has proven himself worthy of this spot in the main event tonight!
Sam Strachon:
It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!
Eddie Jacobs:
Love him or hate him, you have to respect the utter guts, toughness, glory and resilience of Anthony Douglas! An Enigma! A champion of champions! And he is your Phoenix Wrestling Enterprise ELITE Champion! Good night everybody!
