Wrestlicious Episode 5 By John
Ok then, We start off with Leyla Milani doing the normal wrestlicious song.. Until that's interrupted by her being tied up by Brooke Lynn. Anyway, This woman cuts a chunk out of Leyla's hair and says that "Wrestlicious will be all hers". We are shown her breasts as she tries to escape.
Meanwhile, Jimmy Hart is shown looking for the "Missing" Leyla. Brooke Lynn appears and tells Jimmy "I'm the new co-host." When asked where Leyla is by Jimmy, Brooke replied "She's a little bit tied up". This poorly written comedy comes off really lame and the added fake-crowd laughter doesn't help. Jimmy asks Brooke if he saw her on the jersey shore. She tells him she enjoys laying on the beach. Jimmy shouts "It's Takedown Time, Baby!"
Moving on, We are shown a poster with the sub-title of "Naughty Girls". I can't fathom how one of those girls shown is dressed like a Nun. Another poor gimmick. Naughty Girls are facing Southern Bellas and Paige Webb which also is another shitty gimmick... She answers questions from people who visit her web paige... Hmmm...
What also is slightly disturbing is the fact we're shown an advert during the sponsors of a company named "Horny Goat", With a sub title of "Tap That".
We are shown Felony who is in jail after taking a car for a test drive she claims. The lady in the next cell says that isn't too bad, But Felony says that the car was a police car.
It's announced that the next three participants in the battle royal are Marley, Paige Webb and Draculetta (Daffney).
Malibu McKenzie is shown in a really nice nurse's outfit. Man she looks amazing. She is with a "Patient". Speaking like she would with a child, She tells the man that it's time to take his pills. The man replies that he doesn't want to and sulks like a baby. She tells him she's going to spank him if he doesn't not take his pills. Instead of spanking him, She slaps him continuously.
It's time for the TakeDown spotlight! Yay! This week's spotlight is on Lil' Slammin. We go to the beach for some posing. Maybe she should spend more time eating and less time at the beach. This segment drags on forever.
Back from the commercial, We go through the possibly names for the battle royal. The announcers tell us we can vote for it at wrestlicious.com, Like we all really care.
We get the honour of seeing some pointless footage of last weeks match.
7 Minutes have passed and that means 7 minutes of pointless segments. Here's another one! You Got Male with Paige Webb.. She See's a picture of a fan of hers in a french maid costume. She does not like what she sees. More lame fan cheering.
School Belle with Savannah is on now and the word of the week is 'Bare'. Obviously she means beer as she uses it in a sentence 'I like to go out for a bare'.
We are shown the detention hall. The naughty girls are all present. Hope says she is in there for passing notes in class. Charity says she is in trouble for studying anatomy, In the boys changing room. Very amusing. More fake laughter is played.
There is a new feature this week titled "Wrestlicious Heroines". It features comics of the participants in the main event.
Johnny C introduces our participants for our first march. We are nearly 20 minutes into this show. The naughty girls are asking the fans for donations. They say their teacher told them to collect for charity. Aah, Now I understand why there is a nun there. She's trying to keep the naughty girls under control. She says she is furious as she leaves the ring.
Match 1: The Naughty Girls [Hope, Faith & Charity] Vs. Paige Webb & Charlotte [Savannah is at ringside].
Faith and Page start the match. Paige decides to take off her coat/jacket before she locks up with Faith. We go to commercials.
Later on in the match Charlotte is tagged in, But hope pulls Webb into the middle of the ring (The referee apparently did not see the tag so it's not allowed). Faith enters the ring and has webb in a front face lock while she has her feet on the ropes for extra leverage. Webb attempts to get out of the hold but Faith pulls her down by the hair. Hope tags in and they hit a double clothesline. Charlotte slams faith then hope. Charlotte delivers a DDT but the pin attempt is broken up. Hope and Faith double team Charlotte. Webb tags in soon after and punches Hope. Faith grabs Webb on the apron. Charity [Who is on the outside of the ring btw] tried to hit Webb with the brick she has in her bag [wtf lol]. Webb moves and Charity hits Hope. Webb covers Hope and gets the three count.
Winners: Charlotte and Paige Webb
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So, Week 5 of Wrestlicious and the show is still filled with mostly promo's and segments that have no direct impact on the show. They are still plugging this battle royal and are now even trying to get fans to name the match. Seriously, Who the hell cares? Furthermore, This fake laughter crap needs to end.