Would you ever hire Haku/Meng as your personal body guard?

[Aztecwarrior480]

in case of either a mosh pit in a concert or a backstage wrestling heat?

Every wrestling fan and person who works in the wrestling business knows that Haku has the reputation of being THE toughest, strongest, and most intimidating man in the history of pro wrestling. He's so intimidating that Eric Bischoff was too scared to fire him when Haku was wrestling in WCW, fearing for his life. It's almost as if Haku is the real life Incredible Hulk with all his uncanny strength, endurance and durability(beating up multiple cops at once, biting a huge chunk of flesh off of a person's back, breaking off a handcuff like nothing and laughing off a mace to the face). Some wrestlers backstage believe that Haku could even give Brock Lesnar a run for his money in a real street fight(despite Lesnar being an actual MMA fighter).

Now imagine if you had enough money to pay Haku to be your personal bodyguard if you are about to get ganged up on by other wrestlers backstage who hate you or just your group of ordinary teen jocks.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Haku is an absolute badass. Would I hire him? Definitely.

 

[edge4ever]

I'd hire myself. Be your own weapon

 

[RedDwarfTechy]

I'd be scared of him! Who's gonna keep my back safe from my own bodyguard?

But yes I'd hire him still. And make him tell crazy stories to me all day lol.

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

I'd whoop Hakus ass

 

[Jacob Fox]

"If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me." Jake Roberts.


I think that's more than enough reason to stay as far away from him as possible. What if he was my bodyguard and I paid him a penny less on his paycheck than he earned?

 

[Jacob Fox]

I'd whoop Hakus ass

I guess if suddenly we never see you posting on this forum again, we'll know that Haku is a member and he read your post.

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

I guess if suddenly we never see you posting on this forum again, we'll know that Haku is a member and he read your post.

Any man with 2 hands has a fighting chance (so MAYBE Haku would get lucky)

 

[Solid Snake]

I'd love to see him vs Brock 3:
I think both of them two are so intimidating to other people that it is hard to say who would win. Both are strong and "freaks of nature" so to speak.

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

I'd love to see him vs Brock 3:
I think both of them two are so intimidating to other people that it is hard to say who would win. Both are strong and "freaks of nature" so to speak.

Brock would throw Haku around just like he did to Mark Hunt

 

[Solid Snake]

Brock would throw Haku around just like he did to Mark Hunt

Such a beast 3:

 

[Jacob Fox]

I'd love to see him vs Brock 3:
I think both of them two are so intimidating to other people that it is hard to say who would win. Both are strong and "freaks of nature" so to speak.

The two guys in their prime would be awesome but I 100% would give it to Haku. I know a lot of people think the Haku stories are exaggerated, but even if they are, there seems to be a complete consensus among guys who knew Haku that he was the toughest, meanest and scariest son of a bitch to ever step into a ring.