World Championship Match: Booty vs The World @ MITB

[Bobby Barrows]

@Deezy @God @Satan (Steve Smith/Doom?) - you guys in?

Who is this Deezy you speak of? Sounds like someone who couldn't take the heat and got out of the kitchen.

 

[Doom]

1. Shayna Baszler
2. Daniel Bryan
3. Bray Wyatt
4. Bayley
5. Drew McIntyre
6. The New Day

 

[Kross Rhodes]

I don't think Deezy will be joining us this morning (or any other morning).

1	Asuka vs. Shayna Baszler vs. Nia Jax vs. Dana Brooke vs. Lacey Evans vs. Carmella	Money in the Bank ladder match for a women's championship match contract
2	Daniel Bryan vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Aleister Black vs. King Corbin vs. Otis vs. AJ Styles	Money in the Bank ladder match for a world championship match contract
3	Braun Strowman (c) vs. Bray Wyatt	Singles match for the WWE Universal Championship
4	Bayley (c) vs. Tamina	Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
5	Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins	Singles match for the WWE Championship
6	The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (c) vs. The Miz and John Morrison vs. The Forgotten Sons (Steve Cutler, Jaxson Ryker, and/or Wesley Blake) vs. Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado)	Fatal 4-Way Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship

God is fine

 

[Sky]

Okay so:

Men's MITB - No idea, I'll just say AJ because they wouldn't pull such a big return without AJ being On A Mission to WIn Some Fucking Gold

Women's MITB - I mean, it's Shayna. It's not going to be anyone else. At least it's not Nia.

Universal title - Bray over Braun. He's a transitional champ. I saw an interesting theory that the Firefly Funhouse match was a view of how Bray beats his opponents. Sure, Fiend's not advertised but surely we're expecting fuckery.

WWE title - Drew. They're not going to feed him to Seth this early, surely.

Smackdown tag - New Day retain

Smackdown women's - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Why Is Tamina Challenging For The Championship Of Anything (Bayley retains)

Meaningless matches - R-Truth over MVP, Sheamus over Hardy.

I had no idea this prediction championship was an open thing. Needless to say:

1. Shayna
2. AJ
3. Bray
4. Bayley
5. Drew
6. New Day

 

[Kross Rhodes]

VERSUS THE WORLD! Anyone can join at anytime.

 

[Vegeta]

 

[Bobby Barrows]

5-1 added onto 6-10 what. 11-11. .500

 

[Davey Wrestling]

New Champ Crowned... New Champ Crowned!!!

 

[Kross Rhodes]

@Blaze from worst to first!

 

[Vegeta]

@Blaze from worst to first!

Haha. I was thinking this last night myself. I did so bad at Mania, but almost ran the table last night with a clean sweep. But 5 out of 6 ain’t bad.

 

[Davey Wrestling]

Below are the results for Money In The Bank

Rank		Wins	Losses
1	Blaze	5	1
2	Booty	4	2
3	Chris	4	2
4	Jimmy King	4	2
5	The EC	4	2
6	Doom	3	3
7	Davey Wrestling	3	3
8	Mitch Perfect	3	3
9	Petty Timberlake	3	3
10	HoHo	3	3
11	Patsfan84	3	3
12	V.Skybox	3	3
13	OMB	2	4
14	Grim	2	4
15	GOD	1	5

 

[Davey Wrestling]

And a bonus breakdown of how the title was won - Across the bottom the matches in the order they happened, lines for the previous champ and new champ, columns for the rest of us....

To break it down: The defending Champion, Booty, was looking strong alongside Blaze, The EC, Jimmy King and Chris headed into the Money In The Bank portion of the show,, all five had perfect records until the Money in the Bank started .... and then Blaze broke away from the pack for the win by predicting Asuka to take the womens briefcase and claiming the most prestigious prize in the game as his own!!!!!

 

[Davey Wrestling]

New Rankings are up

 

[Chris]

I'm always so close