Woman files for divorce over the way her husband eats peas

[CM Punk]

A woman has filed for divorce just a week into her marriage after discovering her husband doesn’t eat peas with a fork.

The woman in Kuwait is said to have been disgusted at the ‘shocking sight’ of her new husband using bread rather than cutlery.

The incident was apparently so traumatising the unnamed newlywed decided to try and end her marriage just days after their wedding, Gulf News quotes Kuwait newspaper Al-Qabas as reporting.

In another case highlighted by the paper, a woman attempted to divorce her husband after he insisted on squeezing toothpaste tubes in the middle and not at the end.

‘We are always arguing. I keep telling him that he should squeeze in the end of the tube, but he stubbornly refuses and keeps squeezing it in the middle. He is so obstinate,’ the woman is quoted as saying.

Such a traumatizing situation. EAT YOUR FUCKING PEAS RIGHT! :steiner:

 

[catlady]

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[Rogue]

Well darn, I do both of those things.

 

[CrayJ Lee]

Some people have no clue how to be in a healthy, sustainable relationship.

 

[CM Punk]

Some people have no clue how to be in a healthy, sustainable relationship.

But he didn't eat his peas right! That bastard! :aries:

 

[WarriorPrincess]

Uhhh, What???

 

[catlady]

There are things that annoy me that people do - talking with their mouths full, sucking fingers, ect but that wouldn't make me straight divorce someone or not be friends with them over it. Like, that just seems childish.

 

[CrayJ Lee]

But he didn't eat his peas right! That bastard! :aries:

You probably eat your peas just like him! :angry:

 

[CM Punk]

You probably eat your peas just like him! :angry:

JUST SIGN THE PAPERS ALREADY! :upset:

SHUT THE DOORS JEN, IT'S OVER! :

 

[CrayJ Lee]

JUST SIGN THE PAPERS ALREADY! :upset:

SHUT THE DOORS JEN, IT'S OVER! :

Wait, when did we get married?! :shock: :mog:

 

[CM Punk]

Wait, when did we get married?! :shock: :mog:

:urm:
:silva:
Well...

*Flashback Scene

 

[Aids Johnson]

I eat them with a spoon tbh, peas are awesome. Bread, though? That is weird as hell IMO, but some people love mixing flavors i guess.

 

[CrayJ Lee]

:urm:
:silva:
Well...

*Flashback Scene

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

 

[Danielson]

Lmfao that's awesome. I never eat my peas with a fork, what a biatch

 

[Cloud]

Cutlery who uses that these days. Thats what fingers are for!!!!!