Why Playing Football is Against God

[catlady]

This dude is hilarious. Watch some of his vids. Too funny.

inb4 someone thinks the thread title is me being serious without watching the video. lmao

 

[Snowman1]

"I don't know anything about soccer" THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN :angry:

*spits up pepsi everywhere* Just awesome.

Take it from a Southerner, there's an 83% chance this old fuck actually believes this. *continues watching*

 

[Cloud]

So fapping is still cool?

 

[Aids Johnson]

So fapping is still cool?

of course it is.

 

[Cloud]

of course it is.

Result!

 

[Snowman1]

So fapping is still cool?

Fapping is fine! But not snake-wrangling. Gotta avoid that stuff that starts with S.

 

[RoyalRaven]

Coming in here seeing an American post about football, then it turning out to be football and not handegg. Shocked beyond words!

 

[GrammarNazi82]

He's not sitting and speaking. He's lounging and talking. And his parents didn't have sex; they fucked. That dude's fine. :tough:

1: This guy is hilarious. Heavyweight lifting. :haha:

So the guy really made a video of him doing an entire tirade just to say, "Soccer's bad, mm'kay?" 1: This is just great.

 

[Farooq]

Dat black dude's accent tho :gusta: