Why are the only American meat options chicken, beef and pork?

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The United States is a massive country, one filled with a variety of regional cuisines and a wide array of potentially edible animals. Why, then, does such a small selection of animals show up in grocery stores?


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Lamb is the best meat.
 

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I have 3 different restaurants within 10 miles of me that offer Buffalo, Lamb, Rabbit, and Venison (Deer). Fortunate for me I guess.
 

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Erm... There is a ton of options where I am. Not that I partake in them. People eat lamb, goat, deer, ect.
 

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Do you need other options. There is a ton of restaurants that serve road kill so I'm sure you get some different options there.
 

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probably because those 3 meats are alpha as fuck and wtf else could you need
 

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All those meats are also in a Slim Jim. #OOOOHHHHYEAHHHH
 

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