Who's your favorite "chocolate midget" ?

[Neptune]

Here at WWEF all midgets lives matter, not just the vanilla ones. :titus:

Who is your favorite chocolate midget?

(Yes I am aware the term doesn't necessarily mean "white", just making a joke of it)

For me it is Kofi. He can wrassle amazingly well but ya know... Mic skills where you at!? :

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

Jonathon Coachman

 

[Swift]

Vanilla Gorilla >

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[Messiah1]

Xavier Woods.. I can't stand the New Day as a group, but Xavier never fails to entertain.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Xavier Woods

 

[Stopspot]

Tyler Breeze.
Because skin color does not matter
[HASHTAG]#BreakDownTheWalls[/HASHTAG]

 

[Rogue]

Bubba Ray

 

[The GOAT]

Are we allowed to chose anyone from any time period? Because my pick would probably be Shelton Benjamin. He was athletic as hell, could do shit in the ring that 99% of people couldn't, but he unfortunately didn't have the charisma to accompany the skill set he had in the ring, which prohibited him from ever receiving a bigger push. The match he had with HBK on Raw back in 2005 was excellent and telling of what kind of classics he could have churned out on a bigger stage:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Vanilla means bland, not white. Black guys can be vanilla midgets. Kofi is.

 

[The GOAT]

Vanilla means bland, not white. Black guys can be vanilla midgets. Kofi is.

Someone apparently didn't read the OP.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Having now read the OP, I'm even more offended.

 

[Leo C]

OP burying Kofi's mic skills? Didn't think I'd ever read that again

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'll say this randomly: Mania was the first time I really watched a New Day segment. I was somewhat impressed and somewhat cringing. They have charisma and a decent gimmick but so much of what they did and said just killed it for me. If I was able to write the New Day segments and characters they would be primo.

I mean, booty os? what 9 year old came up with this stupid shit

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'll / you Aids

 

[Neptune]

I was making a joke but the topic was serious in saying who was your favorite "bland" or "basic" black wrestler. I have said Kofi was good in ring for years now but he just don't have it on the mic. Even with the New Day, he is my least favorite of the three talking. So by definition, I consider him a vanilla midget.

Make sense now?