New York: A city so Blue it's letting the Muslims build a 9-11 victory Mosque. Enough said.
Detroit: Decades of Socialist Democrat control have turned it into a concrete, urban jungle that's 20 years from abandonment. Why would anybody like this place? Rampant unemployment, lack of infrastructure, and a population of dangerous junkies and gangbangers roaming desolated blocks of city.
New Orleans: The French Quarter is nice, I visited before Hurricane Katrina, but this is another city with some serious issues. I'd feel safer living in the Dora district of Baghdad.
Las Vegas: I've never been but I've heard it's awesome.
Seattle: It's a great city, and if you like the outdoors, it's a wonderful area.
Nashville: Gets my vote. It's a nice place, even if country music isn't your thing.