What's the meanest insult you can say to an adult, which a child will think is a compliment?

[Solidus1]

@CM Punk suggest AskReddit style threads, so I'm gonna kick it off with this.

"You look older than you are" :jesse:

 

[Neptune]

"Wow, you have gotten so big since the last time I seen you."

 

[Rogue]

You're really fast

 

[Neptune]

"You're so good at hiding things"

 

[Prince Bálor]

"Your penis is small."

 

[Rogue]

I dunno about you, but that sounds like some repressed childhood issues.

 

[Prince Bálor]

LOL, nope. Kudos for trying to be funny, doe.

 

[Neptune]

"You sure can eat a lot"

 

[Neptune]

"He is such a pussy magnet"

Spoiler

 

[CM Punk]

"Your penis is small."

What the fuck.

 

[Neptune]

"Your penis is small."

How would a child think this is a compliment? lol

 

[Prince Bálor]

What the fuck.

LOL, I thought that cheesy joke would be received a tad bit better.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

"Your penis is small."

I dont know how many kids you have met (thank god if you havent), but nobody takes that as a compliment.

 

[Prince Bálor]

I dont know how many kids you have met (thank god if you havent), but nobody takes that as a compliment.

I wouldn't ever say that to a kid, nor was that ever said to me when I was one.

I posted that for the lolz. And it failed. lol Moving on.

 

[Prince Bálor]

@CM Punk suggest AskReddit style threads, so I'm gonna kick it off with this.

"You look older than you are" :jesse:

This.

People often think I'm 4 or 5 years older than I actually am.

Funny story, I was hanging around with this gal this past Summer and when we first met, she wanted to know my age. So, I tell her I'm 20 and then asked her "So, how old did you think I was?" and she was like "I thought you were married and you have kids." and I was like 1:, but on the inside I was like... Really? :downer:

Back when I was 10 or 12, yeah, I would've taken it as a compliment. lol