What If Someone Said "Dicklicker" On TV?

[The GOAT]

The word "dicklicker" has come up a few times during Jim Cornette shoot interviews that I've listened to, and I find it a hilarious insult. Can you imagine the positive crowd reaction if someone suddenly told another person to 'stop running their dicklicker' during a stand off promo between two men? I can't recall anyone ever calling someone a 'dick' on live television, but it seems if they can get away with calling someone an asshole or a bitch, then they can get away with calling them a dick. And if they can do that, then I wonder if on one special occasion, they could slip in 'dicklicker' as an insult (obviously in the last hour of the show.)

I know GLADD would be super pissed since it's essentially saying someone sucks dick, and using that as an insult would constitute as an anti-gay slur in their eyes. WWE actually had to apologize to GLAAD when Cena insulted The Rock's manhood back in 2012, so I can only imagine they'd be in an uproar over this, but imo, it's worth them crying their crocodile tears if it means getting one funny insult and reaction out of it.

 

[Leo C]

:dawg: Well, sure. I had never heard this insult before, it's pretty funny. Do you remember which Cornette interview you heard it on? I've heard lots of them but never heard this particular term being utilized. It sounds very entertaining.

 

[The GOAT]

Fast forward to 7:08. The whole rant on Lesnar is pretty funny and worth listening to. He talks about calling Brock a motherfucker back in OVW and threatening to shoot him and stuff lol. He also referred to Russo as a dicklicker from some shoot back in 2010.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I don't see it being anything overbearing, it's not like calling some female a Cunt or anything outrageous. I get the PG business angle on it but if it was on anything outside of RAW, it's taped, right? SO they just have Cole or Lawler call the star on the word in more words, but JBL defends him and pretends it was a different word, and it dies within a week.

LQ thread Lock.

 

[Pop Tatari]

You are a shit eater.

 

[Wacokid27]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

I'm pretty sure if "diclicker" came out, it would be a case of punishing the person who said it, and then we would have eight words we couldn't (shouldn't?) say on television. Oh, and sure the crowd would love it, as it would be "so edgy" (yeah.......because cussing is edgy), but it would still get knocked out on the seven-second delay.

wk

 

[Just Kevin]

I need to look up how curse words became curse words.... like, who made the decision that certain words are worse than others.

Just words to me.

 

[Majour]

I'd be fine with it- but I swear like a sailor anyway.

 

[Trip in the Head]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

I'm pretty sure if "diclicker" came out, it would be a case of punishing the person who said it, and then we would have eight words we couldn't (shouldn't?) say on television. Oh, and sure the crowd would love it, as it would be "so edgy" (yeah.......because cussing is edgy), but it would still get knocked out on the seven-second delay.

wk

Marked for the Carlin reference.

What if they disguised it as another word?

1: Can I borrow your lighter?
2: No way you bic licker!

 

[Wacokid27]

1: Can I borrow your lighter?
2: No way you bic licker!

wk

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I come back and see the absolute shittiest thread of all time.

Fuck this, I'm out.

 

[Trip in the Head]

I come back and see the absolute shittiest thread of all time.

Fuck this, I'm out.

NOOOOOOOOOO :why:

 

[Brad.]

I come back and see the absolute shittiest thread of all time.

Fuck this, I'm out.

By Lockard of all people!

 

[Wacokid27]

I come back and see the absolute shittiest thread of all time.

Fuck this, I'm out.

:tough:

wk

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

I come back and see the absolute shittiest thread of all time.

Fuck this, I'm out.

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I'll say Dicklicker on TV all I want..
Shit for $20 I'll call the guy a Chickenfucker!