What I do every month!

[Beer]

Here's what I do once a month:

I stab myself. I stab myself with a 4'' knife I bought at a flea market. It's a little rusty but still hellza sharp. I like to take it and stab it into a part of my body as far as it will go, and twist it about 90 degrees. I then drive myself, knife still inside of me, to a randomly chosen hospital or clinic and tell them I've been stabbed by a NIGG'ER in an attempt to rob me. I don't bring any identification (because the NIGG'ER robbed me) and I don't have any money. I give them a fake social security number and they go to work patching me up and removing the knife. I tell them I want to keep the knife to show to the police when I file a police report later, they ALWAYS give it back to me. I've been doing this for about 2 years now and I think I'm running out of hospitals to get to before I pass out, but MAN THE HIGH IS UNBELIEVABLE!

 

[CT Styles]

What you do every..

Month ~ Apparently that.

Week ~ Think of cool new fictional scenarios to make out you do.

Day ~ Masturbate.

 

[Beer]

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I pick up chicks at the pre-school.

 

[Beer]

I pick up chicks at the pre-school.

Yay?
.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

All the babes from the hospital were too stuck up.

 

[seX-Power]

Beer, no matter what measures you will go to, you will NOT be let into the Aussies.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

You do actually have to be from this country to be this nationality.

 

[seX-Power]

You do actually have to be from this country to be this nationality.

lulstingerpwnt

 

[Moonlight Drive]

lulstingerpwnt

Quote for Sexemphasis.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

You do actually have to be from this country to be this nationality.

Fuck off. Stinger's an Aussie and he's not from here (officially :shifty. Gards however is from here, but he's fat and ugly so he's not an Aussie.

Beer and Gards can form their own wannabe Australia. Somewhere all the freaks go. Somewhere so messed up they shag sheep. They shall call it New Zealand. :shifty:

 

[CT Styles]

Or Tasmania in a way.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Or Tasmania in a way.

Thank God we're no longer connected with them.

 

[Kizza]

Tasmania gave us Ponting.

Tasmania can die.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Tasmania gave us Ponting.

Tasmania can die.

Captain spastastic.