What a fucking week.

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So just to kick things off wit was my bro's 19th on Monday. Great day, got him good and liquored up. Good times. He actually out-drank me, I couldn't believe it. I must be getting old or something.

Tuesday sucked because I don't usually get hangovers but I was drinking red wine all night the night before (I'm an idiot and just kept buying bottles of wine.) and I was absolutely fuckered all day.

Oh yeah, I forgot about this new game that started up on Monday, its called "I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE" it's pretty fucking stupid, but dammit, if you get sucker punched in the face, you really want to hit that guy, or at least someone back. Hitman ended up with a fat lip, and I ended up with a scratch across my cheek from K-T's ring. Marred my good looks temporarily. Oh and I also played bloody knuckles with Hitty, and I won, but my hand is swollen, mangled and my knuckles are bruised.

I should also mention that as my time in Ottawa is/isn't (I have no idea, just give me an answer) has been winding down I've been hitting that shit up hard. There hasn't been a night where I haven't been intaking, so that is also making me very irritable.

Staurday, I'm making fruit salad for breakfast for that special someone and I fucking slice off the pad of my left ring finger. I bled so much it was unbelievable. Hopefully it grows back. I know my thumb tip did, but this is a considerable larger area.

In conclusion fuck all of you. :D
 

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Dude. Do not underestimate the power of a slick fruit salad as a prelude to other things. Fresh cut fruit (honeydew melon, banana, canteloupe, strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, and blueberries) drenched in honey, and a little OJ for a syrup. Top with some candied walnut halves and whipped cream, and you're getting your dick sucked the moment she's finished if not beforehand. :D
 

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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha....


I ta-turned Monkeystyle into one of "us...."



(pinhead from hell raiser pops up outt've nowhere to say "whats poppin' bitches?".)
 

Wordlife

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lol sounds like an interesting week there man... so were you getting your dick sucked or not? you made it seem like you did lol
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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I would recommend not drinking the bottles, rather drinking the content of them Dipshit >_>
 

Beer

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Lol. My week was fucking awesome. My baby is due in four weeks and i got a promotion!!!!

Edit: LMAO!!! Nice Dipset, nice....