Weird Song Lyrics

[Meshuggah]

What are some of the weirdest, most odd/abstract lyrics you have ever heard in a song?

One comes to mind for me: Cannibal Corpse - Vomit the Soul

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Grotesque, crippled, carved up carcass
Evil controlling my mind, the fear of dying expired of life,
to vomit the soul
I am dead within my self

The end a beginning to a new life in hell
I am your path to ever-lasting pain mass
extinction of the human population
Son of the devil the evil incarnation
Maniacal mass murderer mutilating mortals,
the child born unto evil, trapped within the statue of flesh
Vipers travel through bodily orifices,
blessed by the Devil under inverted crosses,
religious ways, lies controlling minds
I walk among mortal beings, but I have died
Excavating graves I search for decay packs
of flesh driven zombies ready to feast
I suffer forever living only to dismember

Open season on humans, laughing I watch them die,
they bleed so easily
Their blood flows through my body, I need to taste
the flesh exposing pulsing arteries
Removing vital organs
Not stopping till you've died
Puts from your eyes carnal ways indulge in the gore
Slaughtered you lie in a pile of warm guts

Constricted corpusles coagulating
blood my drug a slave to its taste,
reincarnated to human form, creating a race of immortal beings,
rot away dead bodies, set a flame

Searing flesh, broken necks
You can't kill what already dead
De-evoulution, hunting for life
Cannibalism, immortality rip and slash
A society of mass murder
Bleeding slow
I take away your life, and leave you lying cold,
decapitated body
Searching for its head
Anticipate apocalypse, rising dead dismembering
Hacking limbs bleeding, cracking ribs
Torture us
Blessed by the devil, under inverted crosses
Religious ways, lies controlling minds
I walk among mortal beings, but I have died
Excavating graves
Desolate
Empty hollow corpse, desecrate forced
To eat your flesh
Extracting purity violat
Twisted bodies, rot away

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Sorry for the weird ass text...I copied from youtuge.

 

[Meshuggah]

fucking youtube...just highlight the lyrics i posted, and you can see what they are.

Warning, their pretty explicit.

 

[Lingstar]

I couldn't think of any off the top of my head but whatever I would have thought would have been nothing compared to that one!

 

[Farooq]

Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai

Spoiler

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face

Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa

Spoiler

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp
Im actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a new glove n be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Womens liberation
Came creepin all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream,
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...

So I went out n bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
Hi-ho silver!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Hi-ho silver!
And my name is bobby brown

And my name is bobby brown
Hi-ho silver!
Way!
And my name is bobby brown
Hi-ho silver!

Cigaro by System of a Down

Spoiler

My cock is much bigger than yours,

Spoiler

Spoiler

My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My shit stinks much better than yours,
My shit stinks right down to the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my cock?
Can't you see that you love my cock?
Can't you see that we love my cock?

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!

 

[Testify]

Evidently chickentown by J.C.Clark

the bloody cops are bloody keen
to bloody keep it bloody clean
the bloody chief's a bloody swine
who bloody draws a bloody line
at bloody fun and bloody games
the bloody kids he bloody blames
are nowehere to be bloody found
anywhere in chicken town

the bloody scene is bloody sad
the bloody news is bloody bad
the bloody weed is bloody turf
the bloody speed is bloody surf
the bloody folks are bloody daft
don't make me bloody laugh
it bloody hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the bloody train is bloody late
you bloody wait you bloody wait
you're bloody lost and bloody found
stuck in fucking chicken town

the bloody view is bloody vile
for bloody miles and bloody miles
the bloody babies bloody cry
the bloody flowers bloody die
the bloody food is bloody muck
the bloody drains are bloody fucked
the colour scheme is bloody brown
everywhere in chicken town

the bloody pubs are bloody dull
the bloody clubs are bloody full
of bloody girls and bloody guys
with bloody murder in their eyes
a bloody bloke is bloody stabbed
waiting for a bloody cab
you bloody stay at bloody home
the bloody neighbors bloody moan
keep the bloody racket down
this is bloody chicken town

the bloody pies are bloody old
the bloody chips are bloody cold
the bloody beer is bloody flat
the bloody flats have bloody rats
the bloody clocks are bloody wrong
the bloody days are bloody long
it bloody gets you bloody down
evidently chicken town
the bloody train is bloody late
you bloody wait you bloody wait
you're bloody lost and bloody found
stuck in fucking chicken town

 

[Swift]

Not really ''weird'', but I find it really interesting how this band makes the most sinister lyrics sound so fucking catchy and almost even "poppy"
They truly make their music sound ritualistic.
I can picture a nude ritual happening to this music. 70's exploitation style.



To the sound of the monstrance clock
Here is cleansed assembled flock
Black candles burn all night tonight

To the sound of the monstrance clock
Here is cleansed assembled flock
Black candles burn on my shrine

As the parish sizes smoke
And just leave you revealed of cloak
To the haunting sound of the monstrance clock
Singing:

Come together, together as a one
Come together for Lucifer’s son

To the sound of the end of day
Mesmerized the assemble sway
Black candles burn on my shrine
Hypnotizing lords of realm
Paralyzing pentagram
And the eerie sound of the monstrance clock
Singing

Come together, together as a one
Come together for Lucifer’s son
Come together, together as a one
Come together for Lucifer’s son



Devil's power is the greatest one
When his and hers holiest shuns the sun
A temptress smitten by the blackest force
A vicar bitten blind in intercourse
The witch hammer
Struck her down
Through our Sabbath
She is unbound

It is the night of the witch
It is the night of the witch tonight
And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him
It is the night of the witch
It is the night of the witch tonight
And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him

"All witchcraft comes
From carnal lust
Which is in women insatiable"
A moon shone bright above her trial
As flames ate through her body defiled
The witch hammer
Struck her down
Through our Sabbath
She is unbound

It is the night of the witch
It is the night of the witch tonight
And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him
It is the night of the witch
It is the night of the witch tonight
And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him

 

[Swift]

Btw if you like Cannibal Corpse, you might like Repugnant.
One of the best DM bands from 2000 on. FUCKING EASILY!
They also have great fucking lyrics. Vocalist is the same dude from Ghost ^ lol



Decrepit as you've fallen in disease
Joints are withering as they slowly freeze
Decomposition eating through your head
Mistakenly you're confirmed as dead
Opening the torso - remove the stinking crud
Tapping your veins of fluids and blood
Yawning gap sewn shut in haste
An attractive corpse - dryed out human waste

Panicing yet you're paralyzed
Hearing the mourners deprave
Screaming silent and voiceless
As you're lowered into the grave

Premature Burial

Trapped in a box six feet under ground
You slowly fall apart, never to be found
Black putrefaction odour is sumptious
Smelling sweet and sour - the stench of puss
Festering posture of malignant phlegm
Hungry maggots are running internal mayhem
Deafened by the silence, dark is all you see
Inside this rotting coffin you'll spend eternity

Panicing yet you're paralyzed
Hearing the mourners deprave
Screaming silent and voiceless
As you're lowered into the grave

Premature Burial

As one with the cemetary
Frozen... Decayed... Rotten...
Soon you will be but a memory...
Undead... Buried... Forgotten!


Panicing yet you're paralyzed
Claustrophobic wooden cell
Screaming silent and voiceless
If only you could burn in hell

Premature Burial