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Dolph'sZiggler

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someone entertain me for the next 8 hours

I nominate @Tyrion

tell me a story bro.
 

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snubbed by Crayo. what a shocker that he would big time me.

@Stopspot you watching the Rousey/Cornmier rapes tonight?
 

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Sorry bro I was watching footy. I'll tell you a quick story.

Yesterday I received 65 phone calls and only answered two. A lot of those were my girlfriend. Later in the night where I go out and meet her and her friend, she tries to guilt trip me in front of her friend. I had two options: take the flack I was receiving from my girlfriend and her friend, or bring up the fact I said I was going to be busy and that ringing me like 50 times reminded me of her paranoid sister who I dumped. I realised that the second would make me look like a mother fucking badass, but instead, I took the flack. I've pondered my decision all night. What would you have done?
 

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broke up with any girl that clingy a long time ago
 

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btw do I remind you of your gf with all the tags?
@Tyrion just tell me I'm pretty!!
 
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She wasn't clingy though. She used to be the perfect girl lmao, but suddenly she's being all weird. I blame it on her being on her period though. I literally sweet-chin-music'd her sister when she was that clingy with me (the extremely paranoid one), so I have the balls to do it dw.
 

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In all seriousness I would not have sat there and let her try to make me feel bad for not answering a bunch of bs calls. I would simply ask her if she is aware of the fact that I was busy and had things to do and tell her to stop behaving like a child.

then when she's crying tell her friend "don't boo me! you should be booing yourself!"
 
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Do we not have an R-Truth smiley? God dammit.

Just realised this thread is in the Locker Room and not Team Showoff where I presumed a thread of this quality would be. Fuck my life. Not sure I would have replied in this way if I knew that. #ScumbagCrayo

People going to assume I'm just some womaniser dick head now.
 

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Crayo sweet chin music'd a girl? damn, teach me your ways