Kayfabe Walking in a Winter Wonderland (Poll inside)

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What match will Tyson Storm defend his Intercontinental Championship in?

  • Singles - Normal

  • Singles - Table

  • Singles - Ladder

  • Singles - Steel Cage

  • Singles - Hell in a Cell

  • Singles - Falls Count Anywhere

  • Singles - Iron Man

  • Three Way Dance - Normal

  • Three Way Dance - Table

  • Three Way Dance - Ladder

  • Three Way Dance - Steel Cage

  • Three Way Dance - Hell in a Cell

  • Three Way Dance - Falls Count Anywhere

  • Three Way Dance - TLC

  • Four Way Dance - Normal

  • Four Way Dance - Table

  • Four Way Dance - Ladder

  • Four Way Dance - TLC

  • Four Way Dance - Hell in a Cell

  • Four Way Dance - Falls Count Anywhere


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Live on the official IgnitionWrestling Facebook Page
The video begins with the General Manager, Jet Starr and his assistant, Marie Quinn, sitting side by side at his desk.
Jet: Good evening competitors, staff, fans, friends and family of Ignition. Before I begin, I would like to say that Marie and I hope everyone celebrated their respective holiday this season and that they enjoyed it to the fullest extent.

Marie: Over this holiday week, we have been sent many messages, videos and photos from across the world and they have warmed our hearts. It is great to see the families of our competitors and the families of those watching this, enjoying themselves and the content we produce on just about a daily basis.
Jet: It is because of you all that Ignition is up-and-running on a full time basis day after day. The greatest gift of all for us, is the unwavering support of our fans. Seriously, I may come off as a bit of a jerk sometimes on television, but if it wasn't for all of you, I wouldn't be able to be the lovable jerk on television, nor would Ignition be standing.
Marie: Since your support knows no bounds, Jet and I have decided that it was time to give back this holiday season. We would like to present you with a gift of our own.
Jet: This is going to be a huge moment for Ignition and for you, the fans. Although this gift will be coming after the holidays are long over, we are sure that it will be met with cheer nonetheless. Due to all of you fans, our network and our sponsors have decided to fund Ignition's first ever special event.
Marie: You heard right, on the 28th of January, Ignition will host its first ever special event known as "Winter Wonderland", live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
The logo of the "Air Canada Centre" appears on the feed
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Jet:
For a limited time, residents of Canada will get a special discount on tickets if they buy it from the official website of the Air Canada Centre. We will also be running a promotion on our website for American citizens, in which you can enter a sweepstakes for a chance to win complimentary tickets, hotel accommodations and transport to and from Canada. Of course, you must meet legal requirements to qualify for the sweepstakes.

Marie: At this blockbuster event, the first ever SPARK World Champion, Vanessa York, will defend her championship, against a to be determined opponent, in a Ladder Match. That is definitely not all, Jet, you take this one.
Jet: Right, well then. Let me address the state of the Ignition World Championship. At this upcoming event, the first ever Ignition World Champion will be crowned. Dirtsheets, forums, magazines and anything else that has gotten an "anonymous source", have been running rampant with rumors. Well, I am here to debunk these rumors and end all conversation surrounding the World Championship. People have said that the first champion will be crowned in a Six Way Dance. Some have said it will be a Four Way Dance. Others have said it will be a Three Way Dance. Then there are those that have said it would be in a One on One match. Let me say this, unless you here it come out of my loud mouth, don't believe it. If you have an "anonymous source" and form an opinion from that, well then unscrew your head from your shoulders and stick it where the good lord split ya'. Take those wrestling "news" sites off of your bookmarked pages, because here's some real news. On January 28th, 2017. At Winter Wonderland, live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the first ever Ignition World Champion will be crowned in the main event of that night. No gimmicks. No silly stipulations. No Jet Starr Originals. It will be a straight-up match between the most deserving competitors at the time. Now to answer the big question...what's the match?
Jet Starr and Marie Quinn look at eachother and smile
Jet: It will be the two, yes two, best men going head-to-head to determine the first ever Ignition World Champion. So now, the internet can rest easy and stop throwing a fit.

Marie: Also on that night, It will be the return of the currently suspended Intercontinental Champion, Tyson Frost. Up until now, we have given Tyson Storm ample time to issue a public, face-to-face apology to Ignition interviewer, Reese MaCleod. Due to his blatant refusal to do so, he is going to be met with a suitable punishment...that will be decided by, well, everyone but us. Here's how this is going down. Jet, Reese and I will give you all some options to vote on after this feed goes offline. You all will be deciding just what match Tyson Storm will defend his championship in, and how many people he will defend it against. Again, this poll is open to literally everyone...including Tyson Storm himself. However, if you work for the company in any capacity, you may not influence the votes of others, doing so will result in your vote and the influenced votes being disqualified. Tyson, I sincerely hope you retain your championship, because you haven't done anything to me. But, you undermined Jet's authority...and he's really pissed off. I wouldn't want to be without a championship if I was you.
Jet: I couldn't have said it any better myself Marie. Now, let me get on to the final portion of this whole thing...Let me state that I cannot confirm nor deny anything that is going on at this moment regarding the Ignition Tag-Team Championships, however I do recommend that any and all competitors that wish to be in contention for the titles, well, you find yourself a partner. Soon. I look to do something for those yearning to be in the Tag-Team Division, and even of you haven't considered it, maybe you should. You never know; if singles competition hasn't been your thing, then the possibility of success in tag-team competition is there.
Marie: With that, we bid you all farewell. Enjoy the rest of the holiday season, and please enjoy the official theme song for Winter Wonderland.
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IgnitionFan88: Guys, this is BS! Tyson Storm is the only legitimate superstar this company has, and they're putting him in that kind of match? Is it his fault that Jet Starr can't have a little fun? Man, we'll probably end up with that weird Zayne guy or that girl Minho as champion. This is why Precision is winning the ratings war.
 
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BritshMaster666: So Tyson Storm gets suspended but still gets a world title shot? Lol'd. Really bad punishment there, Jet. [HASHTAG]#Colton4Champ[/HASHTAG]
 
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Yourboy89: Man, Tyson Storm should jump over to Precision if this is the respect he's going to get here. No one can stop the STORM!

(Thought this was fun)
 

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Yourboy89: Man, Tyson Storm should jump over to Precision if this is the respect he's going to get here. No one can stop the STORM!

(Thought this was fun)
IndyWrestler99: What you talking about?! Jet Starr is a legend around here. Tyson Storm is young and dumb with hardly anything to show for himself. Jet Starr would finish him inside that ring. [HASHTAG]#PrecisionVSIgnition[/HASHTAG]
 

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IndyWrestler99: What you talking about?! Jet Starr is a legend around here. Tyson Storm is young and dumb with hardly anything to show for himself. Jet Starr would finish him inside that ring. [HASHTAG]#PrecisionVSIgnition[/HASHTAG]
Duckman12: I personally feel like Chris Young would come in and rekt both of them chumps!
 

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MexicanWrestlerBoy: No, just no. This is why you shouldn't watch American wrestling. They bring is stuff like this to make the fans feel like they have control. Mexican wrestling has matches and good story telling. Nothing like this stuff! Why does America keep coming for our wrestlers? First it was Panadero and now the Golden Dragon. Man, they even made a joke out of Panadero which forced him to buy into this stupid America stuff. Guys, go watch Mexican Wrestling TV and you won't look back.

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BigWrestlerForlife88: dicks out for harambe
 

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BigWrestlerForlife88: dicks out for harambe
Yourboy77: What is wrong with some people? This is just messed up. Jet Starr needs to hire some mods for his comments section
 

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N00bPatr0l1o1: wrestling is fake
 
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