Vote For The REAL President Of The United States!

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Who do you vote for president?

  • Cobra Commander

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  • Hulk Hogan

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  • Chuck Norris

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  • Paris Hilton

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  • Godzilla

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  • Cthulu

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  • Edward Elric

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  • Batman

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Quintastic One

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So its a little late, and election season is died down and over with. And yet, some of you may be feeling extremely dissapointed in the result. Is it the fact that we have a celebrity President whos choice of hairless dog for white house pet made greater headlines than say, real American issues? Is it the fact that the hopes of the elderly were dashed everywhere when John McCain failed to become President? Thereby confirming the fact that once you are over the hill, you are really...really over the hill? Is it the fact that really, after all is said and done, we will still be dealing with the same beaurocratic bullshit for the next four years that we've been dealine with for decades?


WELL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO CHANGE THE FUTURE!


The REAL, Presidential Nomination. The REAL issues. The REAL candidates who will bring REAL change to the White House in 2009. Now is your chance, to vote on our future.

We start with 8 candidates, all with their own unique policies in regards to politics and how we can best handle the recession, the war on terror, and how to best waste your time on the internet during a weeknight! Each week, we will take the top four voted candidates, and put them in ANOTHER poll, where we will break it down into the final two. YES, we have officially turned the election into a bastardized child of politics and Survivor: White House. The fate of our country, nay. Our WORLD, is in your hands.


The Candidates:

Cobra Commander VP-Zombie Reagan (Cobra Command Party)
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Chuck Norris VP-Samuel L. Jackson (Republican)
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Godzilla VP-Mothra (Green)
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Paris Hilton VP-Her Chihuahua (Democrat)
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Hulk Hogan VP-Ed Leslie (Pretty much in the middle)
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Batman VP-Ironman (Libertarian)
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Cthulu VP-Monkeystyle (Party of Painful Irony)
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Edward Elric VP-Mustang (Fangirl Party)
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KenFan4life

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^don't tell people who ya' voted for...dipset!


ya' supposed to keep dat' shit a secret otherwise your' vote won't count....
 

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None of those imo it should be..
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Paris Hilton

I mean you all saw the video I made for that lol.
 

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lol.

I voted for Cthulu before I even noticed you attatched my name as VP.

Shit. I made a thread about that too, I think...
 

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No Heath Ledger? WTF, dead or not, he can still make better decisions than a old white idiot or a young black fraud....... Anyway Ill just add say Will Ferrell... fuck the other guys
 

KenFan4life

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man....I'd vote if Alex Delarge were a choice...
but bleh...fuck it;

I'll vote for Mecha-Godzilla....