VKM, Where do we go?

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Kaedon

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I thought of this in the shout box. Vince McMahon has kidnapped his own daughter, brutalized his own son, and had an on screen affair in front of his comatose wife. I think he has done just about all there is to do to get heat. Just about. The only thing left for him to do, is to molest some sort of small animal or child in the ring to Chris Benoit's theme dressed in Nazi garb. Ok, your turn, think of some insane way for Vince to get heat!
 

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Vince should give a few Mexicans a gardening gimmick...wait he did that, Have a wrestler rape a woman...wait already been done...gay Marriage, fake death, orgy, retardation...I got it, he should feud with God...dammit he's already done that.

The only thing left to do is throw a watermelon at Booker T or have Jamie Noble marry his little sister...I bet if he did that some of you would defend it.
 

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Simple... Team up with Cena. The kids/women would be crushed, and the rest of the crowd hate Vince and Cena anyways. No need to go over the top.
 

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Ahhh over the top is FUN!!
 

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Vince should start a TNA chant....60% of the audience will be confused, 20% will not know what TNA is, and the other 20% will join in.

TNA fans will take it as an insult
WWE fans will think its a great storyline
Conspiracy theorist will cream in their pants
 

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At this point pretty much all thats left is for Vince to get on the mic and start chanting racial slurs. Or he could punt a baby, either way I think people will be pissed.
 

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You know, Vince is willing to do anything for the business, he is one crazy bastard, it's a wonder he doesn't streak down the ramp one day throwing his billions of dollah dollah bills all over the place, not saying people would acutally like to see it, because I shure wouldn't. However the money part is alright.
 

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Vince fucking Shane from behind in the middle of the ring as Dusty Rhodes lays there videotaping and masturbating.

Make a Wish foundation kid gets a spot on the show, Vince kicks his ass and humiliates him in the ring.
 

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Im gonna steal an idea from monkey and have him pull a 8 year old girl out of the stands, pretend like he is showing her around, and then just shove her down a flight of stairs.
 

xtremebadass

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Another good one is employeeing a gang of jews (with thick sideburns, yamica's, and jew bibles) and have them wrestle as a stable called the Rabbi's.
 

Great One

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Hire a bunch of elitist muslims to terrorize the locker room and fans.
 

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Vince doesn't need more heat, but it'll be interesting if he turned face.
 

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I think if me makes Bobby Lashley start calling him "Massa" that would get some heat
 
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He wont do these things because of benoits death but if benoit was still here and the angle was still going maybe he could hire a bunch of indy guys or ovw guys and have an invasion like a nwo vs wwe something.