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Welcome friends. It's been a long time as the OG Rakim once said (shameless plug for that track. Check the beat :tyson: )
Clearly I've decided to make an old school style D'Z review thread for No Surrender. This is a PPV that I have been anticipating quite a lot in spite of how it may have seemed when I chose to watch Sunday Night Football last night instead of watching No Surrender live :haha:
Remember I am posting these thoughts as I watch the PPV, so some of the comments will seem like knee jerk reactions because, well, they are.
My thoughts/expectations coming into the PPV:
-Something major has to happen with the main event/Aces & Eights vs Aries angle. I'm not twist happy by any means
russo: ) but IMO this is the place where a twist needs to happen. If this angle just continues ho hum with no development it can gtfo. They need to have a badass leader that shocks us all (as in the smarks. It can't be one of the 'usual suspects') or something bigger needs to happen. This PPV needs to close with me saying to myself 'holy shit'
-No reason for anything but a Storm/Joe BFG Series Final, because they have been the two stars of the Series. I expect Storm will win, which I am fine with, but will really be pulling for Joe
-I'm disappointed on the recent happenings in both the Knockout and X Divisions. Both have the potential to be entertaining parts of the show, but they get little airtime, which is I guess understandable since you only get 2 hours of television programming a week, but still I wish they would put more effort into them. King/Ion was a great feud IMO, and then King just disappears from TV, along with Ion. Honestly, why was their zero build for Ion/Dutt? And Tara/Brooke.. meh. It is an OK storyline, but Brooke does nothing for me. I hope Tara takes the belt.. but she probably won't.
-Roode or Riot
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I like the way they did the quick shots of all 4 guys entering while giving some build to the semifinal matches. I don't want to sound like I'm sucking off TNA for every little thing though, so i won't even mention it.
IZ is hot. What else is new. Hardy comes out to a decent reaction.. not as hot for him as they usually are. Hopefully that means we have a smarkish crowd and they will be pro-Joe.
Match starts. I'm into it. I want Joe to fuck him up. Crowd seems split. They are still playing up this arm injury angle on Joe. Good match even early on. They changed up the spot where Hardy goes off the stairs since Thursday.. I love when Joe casually walks away when he dodges his opponent.. but Hardy still got the better of him afterward. Nice back and forth.
Joe suicide dive. He is carrying this match now. Typical Hardy match tbh. He kicks out a lot and gets his 5 or 6 moves off in the final sequences. He better not win this fucking match. lmao, like a jeff hardy clothesline could EVER drop Joe like that. Get tfo. Lmao, so it happens again 2 seconds later. Joe missed back splash. This match is getting intense.
Hardy turns the tornado DDT into the Twist of whatever the hell he calls it now. Hardy with his lame ass anaconda vice locked in. If Joe taps I might rage quit this PPV. Hardy win via back slide
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fuck me man. Hardy... I have to give it up. He plays the underdog role better than anyone. The mark in me is sad about that outcome, but the smark side of me is OK with it. Really fun match, great way to open the PPV.
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stfu Taz. stfu Tenay. stfu Borash.
Storm interview. Not the best promo of his life, but whatever. Hopefully Bully Ray wins this shit. Bully looks focused as fuck.. damn. :bully: GOAT
Storm spits in Bully's face.. wow. COME HERE. HE JUST SPIT ON ME!! lmao. Wow. <3<3. I'm dying laughing. Bully is the man. Smashing some dude's sign against the steps. Nice wrinkle to open the match... shows Storm isn't some fag boy face and that he is in Bully's head. It is now inevitable that he will win because of this though. Now a 'you got bitch slapped' chant. lol. Bully bitching to the ref is endlessly hilarious. I'M BLEEDING. I'M BLEEDING!
this is awesome
Storm with a headbutt to the dick/powerbomb combination :blown:
REF BUMP
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I don't understand the point of that ref bump, but OK. MOAR REF BUMPS. dafuq. James Storm hates refs.
REF BUMP #3. WHY. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. STORM GETS FUCKED. ROODE
OH SHIT
FUCK
KO'D HIS ASS. OH FUCK YES. MARKING SO HARD. COVER HIS ASS BULLY !!!!
1
2
THREE
YES
YES
YES
BOBBY ROODE. YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER.
lease: I'M SO HAPPY
Way overbooked, but the beginning was great and the ending was WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Not gonna lie, I don't feel like watching this KO Title match right now. Maybe later (probably not)
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LMFAO WTF. Roode is getting arrested? I hate when the police are brought into storylines.. like.. really? How in the kayfabe world can you possibly deem any thing that happens to be worthy of an arrest when so many other ridiculous things go without one? Hogan was down to torture motherfuckers on Impact, but 3 days later he calls the 5-0 to arrest someone for hitting a dude with a bottle? :why:
Aces and Eights/Aries angle video package. Yawn.
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Austin Aries said bullshit :aries: . Oh God, this promo is awesome. Aries is the God of War. I don't understand why in the hell this match isn't closing the show. 4th match of the night? For what you have been selling as the biggest storyline in your company for how many months? Bad booking decision.
My God Aries is a fast sumbitch...
just seeing this guy beat on Aries doesn't do anything for me. Hearing Taz fap into his mic about how big and awesome this guy is doesn't do anything for me. This is just boring. Aries poured a bunch of cocaine into his eyes.
Aries brainbuster is nice, but wtf? it just turns into another lame ass brawl? who cares.
Hardy hurt? slater:
I know I said I wanted a swerve tonight, but is Russo booking this shit forreal?
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X Division Title Match.... funny they even bothered with a vid package for this shit.. they didn't bother to give it any build over the past month. I give zero shits about this... I imagine it will be a quality in ring match.. but.. I'm so tempted to just skip it. I'm just not in the mood for random crap with no reason to care. I have WWE for these types of PPV matches.
of course Ion wins. If Kenny King's fly ass can't beat him, Sonjay Dutt sure as hell can't :maybe:
lmfao @ Ion saying he is more dangerous than bath salts. :laugh:
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Ugh. Fuck the police. This PPV is becoming a mess.
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Magnus vs RVD..................
ity1:
Why is this on after Aries/Gallows? If RVD wins this match this PPV is a 2/10
why is this match lasting so long? RVD just won :thumb:
I'm really pissed now.
Fuck you RVD, what in the fuck. I'm not even in the mood for the WTTCOTW now. This match seems so random and dumb. I'm tired of AJ/Daniels in any way, shape, or form. Put the WTTCOTW in a real feud with a team. I know you don't really have any teams.. just find one.. somewhere
this was probably a great match, but TNA has taken me out of the mood for wrestling with this weird PPV.
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this shit is so GAY. HOgan giving the cops a pep talk??? WHO GIVES. A FUCK. What is the main event any way? Bully vs who??
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Bully promo. Oh wait, Hardy is still in the main event? fuck me. This promo is great. You have to respect this promo.
wow. That was a CLASSIC promo. Not just a good promo, CLASSIC. Bully is the star of this PPV by a mile. I've always loved the guy, but couldn't picture him headlining BFG against Aries. After this performance at No Surrender thus far, I hope Bully vs Aries it he main event next month. Outstanding work from him. I can't say enough about how good he is
I'm hoping for a swerve.. Hardy can't compete.. let someone else. Joe, anyone.
OH, he aint coming. STAY AWAY JEFF, STAY AWAY
MUSIC STOPPED. NO JEFF![Goat Yes! :yes: :yes:](https://i.imgur.com/3WIL6WS.gif)
MUSIC BACK ON
YES
YES
YES
IT'S H DOUBLE
H DOUBLE VS BULLY. LEGGO.
WTF IS HULKSTER TALKIN ABOUT?!?
oh my lord. Bully just killing it again. definitely painting him as the secret leader of aces & eights again.. I hope not.
oh. my. fucking. god. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IS THIS WCW??? WHAT IN THE. I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OR THOUGHTS. THIS IS SO SHITTY
oh fuck. Jeff's music again. Now he's here. You got me TNA, you got me. Damn, they really got me. I went from not wanting Hardy to show up to feeling relieved to see him.. I wouldn't even mind seeing him win at this point... how... dafuq. TNA = mind ninjas
Damn. Bully giving Jeff knucks. Respect bro. I can dig the storyline, but this match is going to be tedious to watch. omg jef is so tuf! I get it, but still.
twist of hate, swanton, and kick out. OK. That was a sick ass swanton though.
Now kickout of the Bubba Bomb. I thought Kurt Angle wrestled earlier tonight. Funny thing is nobody bought either near finish. TNA devalues the hell out of finishers.
now he kicks out of the Diamond Cutter. what the fuck
another twist of hate. the obvious missed swanton. this finishing sequence has been hella meh. another Diamond Cutter, another kick out... I'm not feeling this finish at all. Feels like a poor man's version of HHH/Taker Mania matches, which I have been critical of in the past for just being glorified finisher/kick out fests
12th twist of hate of the match but Hardy still feels the need to go for a swanton lol.
Jeff.. Hardy... I just don't know what to say. Aries better win at BFG is all I know lmao. This feud will be lame. Hardy winning the belt, which seems like a real possibility, would be 0/10. Its too soon.
Closing thoughts:
BFG Series and Aries were the only things I truly cared about. Great semifinals matches, roller coaster ride to the finish, and a disappointing final. Pretty nonsensical booking IMO, but what do I know. Roode/Storm?? arrested? wtf. Absolutely nothing to advance the Aces and Eights story... fuck that. Poor build kill a few of the matches for me.. all in all just a strange PPV.. not what it should have been in my mind
4.5/10
Clearly I've decided to make an old school style D'Z review thread for No Surrender. This is a PPV that I have been anticipating quite a lot in spite of how it may have seemed when I chose to watch Sunday Night Football last night instead of watching No Surrender live :haha:
Remember I am posting these thoughts as I watch the PPV, so some of the comments will seem like knee jerk reactions because, well, they are.
My thoughts/expectations coming into the PPV:
-Something major has to happen with the main event/Aces & Eights vs Aries angle. I'm not twist happy by any means
-No reason for anything but a Storm/Joe BFG Series Final, because they have been the two stars of the Series. I expect Storm will win, which I am fine with, but will really be pulling for Joe
-I'm disappointed on the recent happenings in both the Knockout and X Divisions. Both have the potential to be entertaining parts of the show, but they get little airtime, which is I guess understandable since you only get 2 hours of television programming a week, but still I wish they would put more effort into them. King/Ion was a great feud IMO, and then King just disappears from TV, along with Ion. Honestly, why was their zero build for Ion/Dutt? And Tara/Brooke.. meh. It is an OK storyline, but Brooke does nothing for me. I hope Tara takes the belt.. but she probably won't.
-Roode or Riot
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I like the way they did the quick shots of all 4 guys entering while giving some build to the semifinal matches. I don't want to sound like I'm sucking off TNA for every little thing though, so i won't even mention it.
IZ is hot. What else is new. Hardy comes out to a decent reaction.. not as hot for him as they usually are. Hopefully that means we have a smarkish crowd and they will be pro-Joe.
Match starts. I'm into it. I want Joe to fuck him up. Crowd seems split. They are still playing up this arm injury angle on Joe. Good match even early on. They changed up the spot where Hardy goes off the stairs since Thursday.. I love when Joe casually walks away when he dodges his opponent.. but Hardy still got the better of him afterward. Nice back and forth.
Joe suicide dive. He is carrying this match now. Typical Hardy match tbh. He kicks out a lot and gets his 5 or 6 moves off in the final sequences. He better not win this fucking match. lmao, like a jeff hardy clothesline could EVER drop Joe like that. Get tfo. Lmao, so it happens again 2 seconds later. Joe missed back splash. This match is getting intense.
Hardy turns the tornado DDT into the Twist of whatever the hell he calls it now. Hardy with his lame ass anaconda vice locked in. If Joe taps I might rage quit this PPV. Hardy win via back slide
fuck me man. Hardy... I have to give it up. He plays the underdog role better than anyone. The mark in me is sad about that outcome, but the smark side of me is OK with it. Really fun match, great way to open the PPV.
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stfu Taz. stfu Tenay. stfu Borash.
Storm interview. Not the best promo of his life, but whatever. Hopefully Bully Ray wins this shit. Bully looks focused as fuck.. damn. :bully: GOAT
Storm spits in Bully's face.. wow. COME HERE. HE JUST SPIT ON ME!! lmao. Wow. <3<3. I'm dying laughing. Bully is the man. Smashing some dude's sign against the steps. Nice wrinkle to open the match... shows Storm isn't some fag boy face and that he is in Bully's head. It is now inevitable that he will win because of this though. Now a 'you got bitch slapped' chant. lol. Bully bitching to the ref is endlessly hilarious. I'M BLEEDING. I'M BLEEDING!
this is awesome
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Storm with a headbutt to the dick/powerbomb combination :blown:
REF BUMP
![WAT DA HEEL? :booker :booker](https://i.imgur.com/eEVsVgi.png)
I don't understand the point of that ref bump, but OK. MOAR REF BUMPS. dafuq. James Storm hates refs.
REF BUMP #3. WHY. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. STORM GETS FUCKED. ROODE
OH SHIT
FUCK
KO'D HIS ASS. OH FUCK YES. MARKING SO HARD. COVER HIS ASS BULLY !!!!
1
2
THREE
YES
YES
YES
BOBBY ROODE. YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER.
Way overbooked, but the beginning was great and the ending was WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Not gonna lie, I don't feel like watching this KO Title match right now. Maybe later (probably not)
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LMFAO WTF. Roode is getting arrested? I hate when the police are brought into storylines.. like.. really? How in the kayfabe world can you possibly deem any thing that happens to be worthy of an arrest when so many other ridiculous things go without one? Hogan was down to torture motherfuckers on Impact, but 3 days later he calls the 5-0 to arrest someone for hitting a dude with a bottle? :why:
Aces and Eights/Aries angle video package. Yawn.
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Austin Aries said bullshit :aries: . Oh God, this promo is awesome. Aries is the God of War. I don't understand why in the hell this match isn't closing the show. 4th match of the night? For what you have been selling as the biggest storyline in your company for how many months? Bad booking decision.
My God Aries is a fast sumbitch...
just seeing this guy beat on Aries doesn't do anything for me. Hearing Taz fap into his mic about how big and awesome this guy is doesn't do anything for me. This is just boring. Aries poured a bunch of cocaine into his eyes.
Aries brainbuster is nice, but wtf? it just turns into another lame ass brawl? who cares.
Hardy hurt? slater:
I know I said I wanted a swerve tonight, but is Russo booking this shit forreal?
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X Division Title Match.... funny they even bothered with a vid package for this shit.. they didn't bother to give it any build over the past month. I give zero shits about this... I imagine it will be a quality in ring match.. but.. I'm so tempted to just skip it. I'm just not in the mood for random crap with no reason to care. I have WWE for these types of PPV matches.
of course Ion wins. If Kenny King's fly ass can't beat him, Sonjay Dutt sure as hell can't :maybe:
lmfao @ Ion saying he is more dangerous than bath salts. :laugh:
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Ugh. Fuck the police. This PPV is becoming a mess.
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Magnus vs RVD..................
Why is this on after Aries/Gallows? If RVD wins this match this PPV is a 2/10
why is this match lasting so long? RVD just won :thumb:
I'm really pissed now.
Fuck you RVD, what in the fuck. I'm not even in the mood for the WTTCOTW now. This match seems so random and dumb. I'm tired of AJ/Daniels in any way, shape, or form. Put the WTTCOTW in a real feud with a team. I know you don't really have any teams.. just find one.. somewhere
this was probably a great match, but TNA has taken me out of the mood for wrestling with this weird PPV.
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this shit is so GAY. HOgan giving the cops a pep talk??? WHO GIVES. A FUCK. What is the main event any way? Bully vs who??
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Bully promo. Oh wait, Hardy is still in the main event? fuck me. This promo is great. You have to respect this promo.
wow. That was a CLASSIC promo. Not just a good promo, CLASSIC. Bully is the star of this PPV by a mile. I've always loved the guy, but couldn't picture him headlining BFG against Aries. After this performance at No Surrender thus far, I hope Bully vs Aries it he main event next month. Outstanding work from him. I can't say enough about how good he is
I'm hoping for a swerve.. Hardy can't compete.. let someone else. Joe, anyone.
OH, he aint coming. STAY AWAY JEFF, STAY AWAY
MUSIC STOPPED. NO JEFF
![Goat Yes! :yes: :yes:](https://i.imgur.com/3WIL6WS.gif)
![no :no: :no:](/styles/smile/no.gif)
YES
YES
YES
IT'S H DOUBLE
H DOUBLE VS BULLY. LEGGO.
WTF IS HULKSTER TALKIN ABOUT?!?
oh my lord. Bully just killing it again. definitely painting him as the secret leader of aces & eights again.. I hope not.
oh. my. fucking. god. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IS THIS WCW??? WHAT IN THE. I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OR THOUGHTS. THIS IS SO SHITTY
oh fuck. Jeff's music again. Now he's here. You got me TNA, you got me. Damn, they really got me. I went from not wanting Hardy to show up to feeling relieved to see him.. I wouldn't even mind seeing him win at this point... how... dafuq. TNA = mind ninjas
Damn. Bully giving Jeff knucks. Respect bro. I can dig the storyline, but this match is going to be tedious to watch. omg jef is so tuf! I get it, but still.
twist of hate, swanton, and kick out. OK. That was a sick ass swanton though.
Now kickout of the Bubba Bomb. I thought Kurt Angle wrestled earlier tonight. Funny thing is nobody bought either near finish. TNA devalues the hell out of finishers.
now he kicks out of the Diamond Cutter. what the fuck
another twist of hate. the obvious missed swanton. this finishing sequence has been hella meh. another Diamond Cutter, another kick out... I'm not feeling this finish at all. Feels like a poor man's version of HHH/Taker Mania matches, which I have been critical of in the past for just being glorified finisher/kick out fests
12th twist of hate of the match but Hardy still feels the need to go for a swanton lol.
Jeff.. Hardy... I just don't know what to say. Aries better win at BFG is all I know lmao. This feud will be lame. Hardy winning the belt, which seems like a real possibility, would be 0/10. Its too soon.
Closing thoughts:
BFG Series and Aries were the only things I truly cared about. Great semifinals matches, roller coaster ride to the finish, and a disappointing final. Pretty nonsensical booking IMO, but what do I know. Roode/Storm?? arrested? wtf. Absolutely nothing to advance the Aces and Eights story... fuck that. Poor build kill a few of the matches for me.. all in all just a strange PPV.. not what it should have been in my mind
4.5/10