Vader originally broke the news on Omegle

[chessarmy]

You: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father

Stranger: he told me you killed him...


You: No, EYE am your father.

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Stranger: it cant be!

You: Search your feelings, you know it to be true

You: Come with me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son


You: it is your destiny

Stranger: *jumps off*

 

[chessarmy]

Stranger: horny

You: aren't we all

Stranger: asl?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[chessarmy]

You: heyy

Stranger: m/f

You: f

Stranger: pics?

You: wut u want to see?

Stranger: yes

You: u want tits?

You: or ass?

Stranger: tits

Stranger: or both if you are willing

You: i can do both honey

You:

Stranger: you are very nice

You: Thank you for your information, the following will be sent to law enforcers in your area, police will be notified of your actions immediately.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Axis]

wut.

 

[monkeystyle]

Answer me honestly now. Exactly how many blows to the head have you sustained recently?

 

[Italian Outsider]

?

 

[imported_Adam]

Check into the mental asylum, now please.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Yep, this one kinda went over my head, man.

 

[Mike Chaos]

Big Van Vader?