- Joined
- Nov 7, 2011
- Messages
- 3,167
- Reaction score
- 50
- Points
- 48
- Location
- Vagina Hills
- Favorite Wrestler
- Favorite Wrestler
The scene opens with Austin Aries sitting at what looks like an autograph signing. Aries is patiently sitting behind a table, signing autographs and talking to members of the UWF Universe. A certain female UWF Interviewer suddenly approaches Austin Aries.
Interviewer: Good afternoon, Mr. Aries.
Austin Aries: Good afternoon sweatheart. Sure, you wanted to be polite because we don't know each other but you can call me Austin. Ladies do have the privilage of calling me by my name.
Austin Aries grabs the interviewer's hand and places his lips close to it. The interviewer suddenly blushes.
Intreviewer: I'm Cindy.
Austin Aries: Il me fait plaisir.
As Aries pulls out a bit of french out of his sleeve, the interviewer blushes even more.
Now, what is it you want from me, Cindy?
Cindy: I work for UWF as an interviewer and I wanted to get your thoughts on your upcoming match against Ted DiBiase at Unforgiven. You both managed to go through the European Championship Tournament and now, you'll going one-on-one against each other with the European Championship at stake.
Aries chuckles but he still replies.
Austin Aries: My thoughts? It's even more than simple, Cindy. Have you seen what I've done to Christopher Daniels this past week on RAW? We both did our best while trying to capture a spot in this tournament's finals. He threw everything he had at me. Every single move...but it simply wasn't enough and at the end of it all, I was the man who ended up busting his brain almost out of his head...I was the man who stood tall, proud and victorious. And due to that, I find myself exactly where I wanted to be. In the European Championship Title match against Ted DiBiase. Ted DiBiase is finally an opponent that I actually have something in common with. We're both classy and polite gentlemen. But the difference between me and him is that I had to work for everything I have right now. I had to face the entire world in order to make it. And Mr. DiBiase? He got everything handed to him on a silver tray. He doesn't know how hard it is to work for success. But that's not something I'm jealous of. He should be jealous of me. Do you know why, Cindy?
Cindy: Why?
Austin Aries: Because by earning everything by myself, I made myself The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. And by getting everything handed to him, Ted DiBiase became The Most Pampered Man That Ever Lived. I mean, he had to hire himself a person bodyguard?! He always keeps saying that the amount of talent he possesses is superior than the amount we, other superstars possess. So why the hell does he need a person bodyguard? Look at me. I'm no big guy but I can still take care of myself because I'm a real man, not a pampered sissy like that million dollar douchebag. He's a former two-time World Heavyweight Champion and now he thinks he needs a personal bodyguard? Let me tell you why he needs a personal bodyguard. Mr. DiBiase decided to get a bodyguard exactly when I came back to RAW. He knew since day one that we'll meet in the finals of this tournament and he also knew and still knows that by himself, he can't even come close to beating me. But what he doesn't know is that he can bring three more bodyguards with him and all five men won't be able to hold me from winning the European Championship at Unforgiven. You can drop an atom bomb that's big enough to kill everything on Earth but two things will keep walking. Cockroaches and Austin Aries. So Mr. DiBiase, you can try to find a way of putting me down and winning the European Championship...but anything you come up with simply won't be enough.
Austin Aries turns his attention to Cindy once again.
Cindy, this time of the day I like to have myself a nice glass of Grange Shiraz, a mighty fine Australian wine. Wine advocate gave it 97 points. Would you like to accompany me today?
Cindy is an shock that Austin Aries invited her to have a glass of wine with him. She simply shakes his head to which Austin Aries stands up, offers her his hand and we see them walking away.
Interviewer: Good afternoon, Mr. Aries.
Austin Aries: Good afternoon sweatheart. Sure, you wanted to be polite because we don't know each other but you can call me Austin. Ladies do have the privilage of calling me by my name.
Austin Aries grabs the interviewer's hand and places his lips close to it. The interviewer suddenly blushes.
Intreviewer: I'm Cindy.
Austin Aries: Il me fait plaisir.
As Aries pulls out a bit of french out of his sleeve, the interviewer blushes even more.
Now, what is it you want from me, Cindy?
Cindy: I work for UWF as an interviewer and I wanted to get your thoughts on your upcoming match against Ted DiBiase at Unforgiven. You both managed to go through the European Championship Tournament and now, you'll going one-on-one against each other with the European Championship at stake.
Aries chuckles but he still replies.
Austin Aries: My thoughts? It's even more than simple, Cindy. Have you seen what I've done to Christopher Daniels this past week on RAW? We both did our best while trying to capture a spot in this tournament's finals. He threw everything he had at me. Every single move...but it simply wasn't enough and at the end of it all, I was the man who ended up busting his brain almost out of his head...I was the man who stood tall, proud and victorious. And due to that, I find myself exactly where I wanted to be. In the European Championship Title match against Ted DiBiase. Ted DiBiase is finally an opponent that I actually have something in common with. We're both classy and polite gentlemen. But the difference between me and him is that I had to work for everything I have right now. I had to face the entire world in order to make it. And Mr. DiBiase? He got everything handed to him on a silver tray. He doesn't know how hard it is to work for success. But that's not something I'm jealous of. He should be jealous of me. Do you know why, Cindy?
Cindy: Why?
Austin Aries: Because by earning everything by myself, I made myself The Greatest Man That Ever Lived. And by getting everything handed to him, Ted DiBiase became The Most Pampered Man That Ever Lived. I mean, he had to hire himself a person bodyguard?! He always keeps saying that the amount of talent he possesses is superior than the amount we, other superstars possess. So why the hell does he need a person bodyguard? Look at me. I'm no big guy but I can still take care of myself because I'm a real man, not a pampered sissy like that million dollar douchebag. He's a former two-time World Heavyweight Champion and now he thinks he needs a personal bodyguard? Let me tell you why he needs a personal bodyguard. Mr. DiBiase decided to get a bodyguard exactly when I came back to RAW. He knew since day one that we'll meet in the finals of this tournament and he also knew and still knows that by himself, he can't even come close to beating me. But what he doesn't know is that he can bring three more bodyguards with him and all five men won't be able to hold me from winning the European Championship at Unforgiven. You can drop an atom bomb that's big enough to kill everything on Earth but two things will keep walking. Cockroaches and Austin Aries. So Mr. DiBiase, you can try to find a way of putting me down and winning the European Championship...but anything you come up with simply won't be enough.
Austin Aries turns his attention to Cindy once again.
Cindy, this time of the day I like to have myself a nice glass of Grange Shiraz, a mighty fine Australian wine. Wine advocate gave it 97 points. Would you like to accompany me today?
Cindy is an shock that Austin Aries invited her to have a glass of wine with him. She simply shakes his head to which Austin Aries stands up, offers her his hand and we see them walking away.