Urinal Etiquette

[Luke Flywalker]

All of the guys here should know what this is, for those that don't, first, shame on you, second, here's a link:

http://jeff-flowers.com/12-unspoken-rules-for-urinal-etiquette/



Okay, I've always had a problem with this though. If some dude violates rule #2, am I supposed to go ahead and tell this guy that he's broken a rule? Or do I continue following the no speech rule, feel violated and finish my piss in a rape-victim fashion, and leave it unsaid? I mean, either the guy is unaware of the rule, or he's aware of it and wants me to say something so he can have some sick form of justification in raping me?

What would you all do?

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

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[Wrestling Station]

He just want to compare the penis size. For several reasons:
1-wants to see if your penis is big (out of curiousity)
2-wants to show you his large penis (to scare you off)
3-thought that you are a sissy fag and is trying to become as close as possible
4-Just loves the smell of urine that he needs more concentration of it! :shifty:

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

I have always been an enforcer of urinal etiquette. I speak up if they break the rules.

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

I have always been an enforcer of urinal etiquette. I speak up if they break the rules.

What happened to no talking?

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

That is the least important rule. And I actually don't mind talking at the sinks, just not at the urinal. But if I am at the far right urinal and there's 4 open urinals and you walk up to the one next to me...I will cuss you out.

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

I would take my cock right out of the urinal I am in and turn and start pissing in his. Then he moves and you are finished. Its a double win.

 

[seX-Power]

Does singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs count as breaking rule Number 1?

 

[the dark knight]

i never use that shit anyway