Kayfabe Update

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*Todd McKay is seen in a backstage hallway with a suit on and a microphone in hand*
Todd McKay: Now you're all probably wondering why I'm dressed like a backstage interviewer slash a basic idiot. That's simple. I am in fact here to collect some information from everyone's second favourite Doctor only beaten by Doctor Amann. Na I'm kidding let's move on to the matter at hand before I waste anymore of you people's precious time.
*Todd knocks on Doctor Mark Lindsey's office only to be greeted with silence and a closed door. Todd takes this as an insult and so knocks again. louder. Still no answer as Todd begins to become enraged and starts banging instead of knocking. The camera pans to the right as the camerawoman speaks*
Camerawoman: Uhh Todd. Are you sure he isn't over there?
Todd McKay: What are you saying? Oh there he is.
*Todd and the camerawoman walk over to Dr. Mark Lindsey as Todd raises the mic to his own lips*
Todd McKay: So Dr. Lindsey can you give us an update on War
Dr. Lindsey: Well it seems that your friend Pedro has made an extremely fast recovery and will be expected to return to in ring action in just two weeks.
Todd McKay: Well that's great news doc. Thanks!
*Todd McKay walks back to a hallway away from the catering area where Doctor Lindsey was sat, he begins to rip off the suit he is wearing to reveal that he was wearing his normal causal clothes under the suit. This honestly seems quite unnecessary and to just be a gimmick so that he could copy Cesaro. he then stares at the camera and puts on his signature grin*
Todd McKay: So in summary we have learnt that A. I look bad in suits and B. War is coming back soon. Oh and before someone tells me to talk about the fanboy. Let me just say that he would cream his jeans as soon as he saw these "beauties" *Todd ruffles his mutton chops* so let's just leave it at that whilst I ride away into the sunset.
*Todd walks away as the camerawoman walks off to find the next interview Todd turns to wink at the camera but it has vacated the area*
Todd McKay: Dammit!
*Todd walks away with a defeated look on his face and his head pointed at the floor*
 
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